/r/AbsoluteUnits - top ten submissions for each month of 2022
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AbsoluteUnits 2023
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2022, December
59293 Chonkebeests
36002 Absolute fucking chonk of fluff.
35002 them goddamn caterpillars.
24561 worlds heaviest sumo wrestler 600 pounds 6’4 ...
24314 Serial killer, Ed Kemper. 2.06m (6'9) and 300lbs
23979 Woman ordered a cheddar roll in a pub in UK and...
23097 About to start my home workout and saw this guy...
20939 RIP Manuel
17637 You’re not a kitten anymore.
17353 This guy lands in your nest and slaps your gf o...
2022, November
51215 Volleyball Player Hannah Donaldson
35007 no matter the outcome, let's all celebrate this...
34904 Fuckin’ Tube
31745 April of 1987; myself at 5 months.
27187 this newly elected unit..
24739 Came across this unit in another sub. A sanctua...
24180 Chonkus, the Eater of Worlds
21583 Absolute unit of a plane
20513 Jesus christ….
20343 Chonky Pingu
2022, October
65895 Rest In Peace to this absolute unit
55853 Robert Earl Hughes, holds the record for the he...
45312 Absolute unit of a bear getting scared of thunder.
39878 Half man, half train, all juggernaut.
29614 Unit of bug. 1:1 model, extinct for 250 million...
28010 the size of this car
23197 Big boi tiger.
19441 I think we can all agree that this dog belongs ...
17641 The right arm of arm wrestling champion Matthia...
17631 Absolute unit of a tree in England
2022, September
33264 Husky sentry unit
32099 Lucky person survives encounter with Cassowary,...
31025 There is tall, and then there is Yao Ming
23966 Absolute unit crocodile caught in outback Austr...
22411 absolute unit king Penguin chick
21904 This snapping turtle found washed up on the bea...
20513 absolute unit of a frog
20272 Absolute Unit of a Frosted Flake
19260 Big cube Rice Krispie
19030 Fluffy unit
2022, August
27778 Fuckin’ Tube
27584 This tree at a cemetery 😮
26738 This unit trying to be a lapdog
25022 umm ma’am that’s a Wolf
22074 [ Removed by Reddit ]
21805 My coworker gave me this from her garden
20175 Huggable
19265 Wolfdog from 2.5 months to 2 years
18866 2 Units playing gently with tiny puppy
17516 The skull of a Purussaurus, one of the biggest ...
2022, July
62776 14 Year Old, 6’1″, 300lb Football Recruit T...
44239 Freya is making herself known and comfortable, ...
33703 The surreal size of the giant that is 8 Times M...
27204 Sylvan Scolnick, aka cherry hill fats. 750 poun...
23570 What would you do if you saw me walking towards...
21352 Massive catch
21078 The Size Of The Original Big Mac
18914 Unit of a wasp nest.
18907 This absolute ukranian unit observing crops bur...
18676 Absolute unit of a cactus.
2022, June
54677 My 10YO St. Bernard before he was processed las...
52943 My 10 YO Scottish Highlander before he was proc...
47575 Massive ant city
36249 Absolute Unit of a Heavenly Father
35478 An absolute unit of an Avococko
29830 This unit of a caterpillar
28392 Siberian tiger walks in
28092 The Beast's doors are in their own class.
23779 My absolute unit Pokémon board game that takes...
20371 Unit of a Rottweiler
2022, May
69561 Absolute unit
52274 Canada's biggest Rice Krispy Square
27959 "He'd eat me in a heartbeat".
25071 The sheer height of the Dutch foreign minister
22802 Absolute unit of a dog
22069 Boy, fetch me some wood
21743 This absolute unit of a Manatee
21006 Predator
20850 Prince Charles' fingers are absolute units. The...
19061 At first I thought he was a pillow.
2022, April
57756 Wholesome Unit!
43193 Found on twitter
29429 Was prompted to post here from mildly interesti...
29150 This billionaire sheikh's 21 foot tall Hummer
27678 Ukrainians clearing a building. He caught me by...
21050 I shall allow you one boop
19204 Bariatric toilet at my job. Size 9 female foot ...
18313 These bananas my wife got at the store
16851 Zeus is an absolute unit horse.
16432 This Absolute Weightloss...he lost over 300lbs..
2022, March
47998 This GameMan
34080 The CHIEF of police
33403 The mitts on this guy
25212 a pig in Thailand being brought to market. I be...
23484 Texas Longhorn SOLD for $210,000 at Legacy Long...
22469 This MASSIVE sturgeon
21256 I ain't never seen a skater that big do that
17597 This water bottle my classmate brings to school...
17565 Absolutely big snake.
15560 We met Poncho Via, the longest Longhorn to ever...
2022, February
47169 The worlds biggest hovercraft - the Russian Zub...
39255 Look at this worm (excuse the foot)
28191 Komodo Dragon
27922 Absolute unit of a human tongue
26681 Meet Prague, a designer pit bull work well over...
23187 Absolute Unit of a Spider
22452 When r/AbsoluteUnits and Tinder collide....
19788 He's a big fella
19362 An absolute unit of a bat (5 foot 5)
17947 Ukranian Antonov An-225 Mriya - Worlds largest ...
2022, January
51829 This man who lost weight (from r/MadeMeSmile)
46876 97 day old Emperor Penguin chick
33777 This absolute unit of a crab stealing (and brea...
32000 What an absolute unit
29891 When this bull comes calling, the cows come run...
29469 Dutch guy in Filipino McDonalds
24784 I wanna see him give the middle finger
23872 Both smol and massive.
19577 This cocktail
19307 This absolute fucking UNIT of a mountain goat! ...
