/r/AbsoluteUnits - top ten submissions for each month of 2023

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2023, December
When a Powerlifter meets a Bodybuilder
38533 When a Powerlifter meets a Bodybuilder
Moment when moose get up ?
36763 Moment when moose get up ?
We had no idea how big our kitten would get...a...
29450 We had no idea how big our kitten would get...a...
Two of them
26873 Two of them
Neil the juvenile elephant seal has a run-in wi...
26850 Neil the juvenile elephant seal has a run-in wi...
Absolutely big Shawama
26783 Absolutely big Shawama
A horse I would never ride
26271 A horse I would never ride
This ship
23449 This ship
This guy doesn't waste any time even in traffic
23106 This guy doesn't waste any time even in traffic
Don't worry, he doesn't bite.. He swallows you ...
21730 Don't worry, he doesn't bite.. He swallows you ...
2023, November
Unit of a dog inspects the puppy
62711 Unit of a dog inspects the puppy
Absolutely Jacked Lion Pride
55875 Absolutely Jacked Lion Pride
Victor Wembanyama (7'4) dresses as Slenderman f...
44177 Victor Wembanyama (7'4) dresses as Slenderman f...
Kraken
32730 Kraken
This tumbleweed
30480 This tumbleweed
Figure of tallest person to ever live
26582 Figure of tallest person to ever live
Huge sixgill sharks thrashing a submarine
22684 Huge sixgill sharks thrashing a submarine
King crab?
22204 King crab?
Giant Caucasian Ovcharka
20175 Giant Caucasian Ovcharka
Monster saltwater croc towering over a bull sha...
18288 Monster saltwater croc towering over a bull sha...
2023, October
Yao Ming makes Shaq look like a medium sized pe...
39428 Yao Ming makes Shaq look like a medium sized pe...
Huge rat killed in trench in Ukraine
38822 Huge rat killed in trench in Ukraine
Strongman Eddie Hall looking like a Kodiak Bear...
29596 Strongman Eddie Hall looking like a Kodiak Bear...
my giant dose of chemotherapy. it runs over 24 ...
26897 my giant dose of chemotherapy. it runs over 24 ...
Absolute Unit of an spanish fighting bull
26068 Absolute Unit of an spanish fighting bull
Angry farmer Vs barrier underwater
24213 Angry farmer Vs barrier underwater
Leech swallows an "Absolute unit" sized worm!
19892 Leech swallows an "Absolute unit" sized worm!
Jeff Dabe's Hands
19810 Jeff Dabe's Hands
Hogzilla
19563 Hogzilla
Some species of earthworms are humongous
18595 Some species of earthworms are humongous
2023, September
When a Unit crams into the middle seat
37869 When a Unit crams into the middle seat
Imagine seeing this walking up to youre camping...
23761 Imagine seeing this walking up to youre camping...
Absolute Unit of Nerf
23505 Absolute Unit of Nerf
Slanic Salt Mine, 208 Metres underground
22219 Slanic Salt Mine, 208 Metres underground
This rat
21248 This rat
This Liger, which is the product of a male lion...
19565 This Liger, which is the product of a male lion...
Largest sea turtle
18861 Largest sea turtle
Absolute Unit of Cephalopod
15700 Absolute Unit of Cephalopod
This unit of a sandwich (banana for scale)
14110 This unit of a sandwich (banana for scale)
Juggernaut Costume
13058 Juggernaut Costume
2023, August
Swedish cop
61252 Swedish cop
If not friend why friend shape
32684 If not friend why friend shape
Now that’s a falcon punch!
19691 Now that’s a falcon punch!
Robert Franzese AKA "The Real Life Peter Griffin"
18319 Robert Franzese AKA "The Real Life Peter Griffin"
Look at these tiny men
16669 Look at these tiny men
This dog
16066 This dog
Massive Snail
13952 Massive Snail
Prist Marcelo Rossi from Brazil
12810 Prist Marcelo Rossi from Brazil
Dillon Aero QUAD Minigun - 12K Rounds Per Minute
11080 Dillon Aero QUAD Minigun - 12K Rounds Per Minute
This zucc my wife was given
10241 This zucc my wife was given
2023, July
Who was this made for
40338 Who was this made for
30 dollar burrito I got today.
24683 30 dollar burrito I got today.
Absolute big nice dog
10266 Absolute big nice dog
I see we're posting absolute unit sweet potatoe...
10162 I see we're posting absolute unit sweet potatoe...
of a boiler
10012 of a boiler
Massive Great Horned Owl Greets Man on Road
8660 Massive Great Horned Owl Greets Man on Road
Floyd Mayweather’s bodyguard
8065 Floyd Mayweather’s bodyguard
Everyone tells me to post my Pupper here
7886 Everyone tells me to post my Pupper here
This is the oldest door still in use in Rome. I...
7838 This is the oldest door still in use in Rome. I...
Huge tarpon being pursued by an even larger gre...
7836 Huge tarpon being pursued by an even larger gre...
2023, June
Absolute big angry fish
77974 Absolute big angry fish
When a unit evolves into a unit
31793 When a unit evolves into a unit
How it started...how it's going
26912 How it started...how it's going
This chonkasorus dachsund.
19590 This chonkasorus dachsund.
Absolute unit of an egg
18246 Absolute unit of an egg
Cue the music… 🦈
14535 Cue the music… 🦈
The tallest palm tree in the world.
10925 The tallest palm tree in the world.
Big awoo
10747 Big awoo
fish
9479 fish
The absolute unit horse
8452 The absolute unit horse
2023, May
White House Chef Andre Rush is an absolute unit...
40631 White House Chef Andre Rush is an absolute unit...
JUST WOW!
30866 JUST WOW!
Oh lawd he swimmin'
17844 Oh lawd he swimmin'
This nail
17148 This nail
This absolute unit of a house
16743 This absolute unit of a house
The largest leaf that's ever been found
15722 The largest leaf that's ever been found
DNA came back 93% German Shepherd. 7% unidentif...
13582 DNA came back 93% German Shepherd. 7% unidentif...
Frosty the snowman on steroids!!!
13414 Frosty the snowman on steroids!!!
King Chaz's absolute cannoli of a finger
11267 King Chaz's absolute cannoli of a finger
Shaq in the post
11103 Shaq in the post
2023, April
This monk eating fruit
31683 This monk eating fruit
Spotted in Texas
31403 Spotted in Texas
Oink oink mf
24235 Oink oink mf
Absolute unit of a slug boy
21714 Absolute unit of a slug boy
Arctic hares.
21657 Arctic hares.
Humongous roll of geotextile
21743 Humongous roll of geotextile
Hope you enjoyed your fishing trip, did you cat...
21258 Hope you enjoyed your fishing trip, did you cat...
Massive ant city
20362 Massive ant city
Absolute unit of a wiggly boy
18288 Absolute unit of a wiggly boy
The unit of a baby
17904 The unit of a baby
2023, March
University of Michigan Squirrel
50858 University of Michigan Squirrel
Absolute unit of a Sour Patch Kids
34126 Absolute unit of a Sour Patch Kids
This chicken tender I had in my lunch today. I ...
29677 This chicken tender I had in my lunch today. I ...
My absolute unit of a baby playpen (ordered the...
28606 My absolute unit of a baby playpen (ordered the...
Mods, please, this sub needs a fat pet ban. We ...
28017 Mods, please, this sub needs a fat pet ban. We ...
This breed of dog is called a Borzoi. It has an...
25430 This breed of dog is called a Borzoi. It has an...
Body builder pretending to be a cleaner
22966 Body builder pretending to be a cleaner
Absolute Unit Blue Jay, I was told he belongs here
21564 Absolute Unit Blue Jay, I was told he belongs here
These Blackberries
20276 These Blackberries
this cheese
20243 this cheese
2023, February
Beard Unit
56972 Beard Unit
chonky!
56660 chonky!
This wisdom tooth's root.
45300 This wisdom tooth's root.
How big this toilet seat is. (Safety glasses fo...
32896 How big this toilet seat is. (Safety glasses fo...
Absolute unit of a coke bottle
31797 Absolute unit of a coke bottle
I see your Allen wrench, and raise you this unit
21334 I see your Allen wrench, and raise you this unit
The Mother of All Pancakes
20043 The Mother of All Pancakes
Excalibur Dumbbell
19836 Excalibur Dumbbell
Leg of former cycling world champion Janez Braj...
19612 Leg of former cycling world champion Janez Braj...
This Cat is an Absolute Unit
19191 This Cat is an Absolute Unit
2023, January
Enjoy Retirement King
58498 Enjoy Retirement King
Ooooooh LAWDY
32269 Ooooooh LAWDY
Absolute unit of a Sour Patch Kids
24722 Absolute unit of a Sour Patch Kids
These curtains
24614 These curtains
Daniel Lambert (1770 - 1809). Gaol keeper for t...
23970 Daniel Lambert (1770 - 1809). Gaol keeper for t...
Hair Unit
23593 Hair Unit
Eris and her ABSOLUTE SNOOT (12.2'')
23514 Eris and her ABSOLUTE SNOOT (12.2'')
The Mighty Mississippi and her many tributaries...
20263 The Mighty Mississippi and her many tributaries...
I am no longer confident I could defeat a bobca...
19789 I am no longer confident I could defeat a bobca...
A shark’s brain vs a dolphin’s brain
19545 A shark’s brain vs a dolphin’s brain