/r/AdviceAnimals - top ten submissions for each month of 2018

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2018, December
For real, people. Stay safe and don't drink and...
60837 For real, people. Stay safe and don't drink and...
Cheap ass Papa Johns
60634 Cheap ass Papa Johns
It turned out to be the right move
59352 It turned out to be the right move
Also my wife is home on vacation all week
53865 Also my wife is home on vacation all week
Exchanging gifts is just so stressful for me
47399 Exchanging gifts is just so stressful for me
My co-worker/friend was made fun of for not dri...
45396 My co-worker/friend was made fun of for not dri...
Please, just a hint.
45338 Please, just a hint.
So, the government is facing a shutdown over fu...
45124 So, the government is facing a shutdown over fu...
I hated having a curfew and doing chores...but ...
41497 I hated having a curfew and doing chores...but ...
please.. for the love of god...
38272 please.. for the love of god...
2018, November
True Story
57646 True Story
Stuff that makes Thanksgiving sweeter
54516 Stuff that makes Thanksgiving sweeter
Yeah that one looks great babe...
52985 Yeah that one looks great babe...
with tomorrow being thanksgiving...
49571 with tomorrow being thanksgiving...
I'll take it!
46428 I'll take it!
Something to check before buying a house.
45366 Something to check before buying a house.
Sometimes working a holiday doesn't seem too bad
44642 Sometimes working a holiday doesn't seem too bad
Just the worst luck ever
42755 Just the worst luck ever
My sister (10+ years sober) just sent me this f...
40709 My sister (10+ years sober) just sent me this f...
Every commenter in Gonewild
39732 Every commenter in Gonewild
2018, October
As an American when I see Canada pardoned half ...
68358 As an American when I see Canada pardoned half ...
Oh Canada
43834 Oh Canada
Optimistic otter
41823 Optimistic otter
The media really needs to calm their tits about...
39761 The media really needs to calm their tits about...
He's said a lot of questionable stuff over the ...
39601 He's said a lot of questionable stuff over the ...
What would Jesus fly?
38580 What would Jesus fly?
I can't be the only one
38104 I can't be the only one
In marriage you play chess or play checkers
37288 In marriage you play chess or play checkers
Oh okay...
34314 Oh okay...
Scumbag Stacy
33914 Scumbag Stacy
2018, September
The more attention it gets, the better.
42959 The more attention it gets, the better.
Not every business or service needs an app
40563 Not every business or service needs an app
As a teacher who teaches the same class 5 times...
39767 As a teacher who teaches the same class 5 times...
Do your undergraduate internships as soon as yo...
38428 Do your undergraduate internships as soon as yo...
I'm looking at you, people of Costco.
35946 I'm looking at you, people of Costco.
No, Labor Day is not a day to thank the soldiers
34787 No, Labor Day is not a day to thank the soldiers
If you knowingly do this, you're an utter piece...
33350 If you knowingly do this, you're an utter piece...
It was the "so (dot dot dot)" that really hurt.
32090 It was the "so (dot dot dot)" that really hurt.
I’m sick. Now my cats have suddenly started l...
29651 I’m sick. Now my cats have suddenly started l...
When my 68 year old mother calls my son's shoes...
29419 When my 68 year old mother calls my son's shoes...
2018, August
...but that's none of my business.
39175 ...but that's none of my business.
Enjoy it while it lasts, kid.
36436 Enjoy it while it lasts, kid.
Just stay seated and enjoy the wedding, folks
36068 Just stay seated and enjoy the wedding, folks
How my weekend began
35956 How my weekend began
Needless to say it got awkward
35366 Needless to say it got awkward
Friend was short on rent and asked for $160 on ...
35368 Friend was short on rent and asked for $160 on ...
No clicking on blurry images of cars, streetsig...
34826 No clicking on blurry images of cars, streetsig...
This is why I had no cash this weekend
33439 This is why I had no cash this weekend
Where does the money go after the offering plate?
31093 Where does the money go after the offering plate?
My Sister Recently Got An Air Fryer...
30675 My Sister Recently Got An Air Fryer...
2018, July
Thanks dude, you're the best
58991 Thanks dude, you're the best
But hey, you tried ❤️
43909 But hey, you tried ❤️
A lot of sex talk. A lot.
40780 A lot of sex talk. A lot.
I know you have to monetize that shit... but fo...
37232 I know you have to monetize that shit... but fo...
Smack dab in the middle of a 10AM-10PM shift ye...
37039 Smack dab in the middle of a 10AM-10PM shift ye...
She deserved it.
36462 She deserved it.
Been almost five years but she still looked lik...
36298 Been almost five years but she still looked lik...
Our fucking scumbag housemate
36159 Our fucking scumbag housemate
2012: Reddit says Boycott the World Cup, 2018: ...
36085 2012: Reddit says Boycott the World Cup, 2018: ...
So good.
35885 So good.
2018, June
Living in California, it's probably seen as a h...
48063 Living in California, it's probably seen as a h...
Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push c...
47507 Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push c...
VLC is the true MVP
46844 VLC is the true MVP
All these headlines that we're heading toward a...
42917 All these headlines that we're heading toward a...
We don't live in the safest neighborhood
41128 We don't live in the safest neighborhood
I have always hated my overnight employee.
34793 I have always hated my overnight employee.
Confession Kitty
34248 Confession Kitty
Neighbor never let his dog poop in my yard again.
33416 Neighbor never let his dog poop in my yard again.
Seems like Russians figured out something major...
32220 Seems like Russians figured out something major...
When the EU says we can't use copyrighted image...
31594 When the EU says we can't use copyrighted image...
2018, May
Had to change a fuse in my car and I'm not exac...
44285 Had to change a fuse in my car and I'm not exac...
No excuse will be good enough.
43882 No excuse will be good enough.
Mobile user masterrace
42753 Mobile user masterrace
My ex-girlfriend's father. I can't imagine how ...
40948 My ex-girlfriend's father. I can't imagine how ...
It's becoming more noticeable. Especially on /r...
39667 It's becoming more noticeable. Especially on /r...
I get anxious talking to people and my watch mo...
36514 I get anxious talking to people and my watch mo...
They've been flooding my feed more and more
35417 They've been flooding my feed more and more
To my coworkers who constantly give me shit for...
34325 To my coworkers who constantly give me shit for...
You would think people would have learned after...
34225 You would think people would have learned after...
I Hate Having To Remind These Fucks
33582 I Hate Having To Remind These Fucks
2018, April
Incredible bedside manner from a sonogram tech....
55626 Incredible bedside manner from a sonogram tech....
"Conservative" Ryan
52495 "Conservative" Ryan
It's like clockwork
43141 It's like clockwork
Let me spell it out for you
42929 Let me spell it out for you
Altruism
39708 Altruism
I was both proud and hurt by her response
37817 I was both proud and hurt by her response
I bet he wants to help me get rich as well
35486 I bet he wants to help me get rich as well
It could happen to you!
35249 It could happen to you!
I find it crazy that this is a thing in the U.S.
34956 I find it crazy that this is a thing in the U.S.
I don't have a title.
34455 I don't have a title.
2018, March
I don't want the right-of-way if I don't deserv...
54320 I don't want the right-of-way if I don't deserv...
Seriously, what the hell is going on?
53331 Seriously, what the hell is going on?
In the midst of all this outrage with Facebook
52643 In the midst of all this outrage with Facebook
It was today and nobody remembered
47725 It was today and nobody remembered
Good guy Stephen Hawking
41652 Good guy Stephen Hawking
She now refuses to travel anywhere at all...
38793 She now refuses to travel anywhere at all...
Yeah I felt pretty terrible and embarrassed
37949 Yeah I felt pretty terrible and embarrassed
No idea how I managed to get to work today
37074 No idea how I managed to get to work today
The number of people who say "I still use my ex...
34210 The number of people who say "I still use my ex...
Snowden Wolf
32229 Snowden Wolf
2018, February
Good Guy Florist - I Sent flowers to wife and h...
56601 Good Guy Florist - I Sent flowers to wife and h...
Ahhh, so satisfying seeing the fury on their sm...
46688 Ahhh, so satisfying seeing the fury on their sm...
I still haven't changed my password
46601 I still haven't changed my password
Good Guy Pope Francis
44405 Good Guy Pope Francis
This guy right here...
42509 This guy right here...
And she was sexy as hell...
41748 And she was sexy as hell...
I’m just too old
40034 I’m just too old
Getting my daughter ready for martial arts class
39676 Getting my daughter ready for martial arts class
Office life is savage
36703 Office life is savage
After about the 5th “no, Dad! Like this!” i...
36548 After about the 5th “no, Dad! Like this!” i...
2018, January
Sometimes staying out of touch with pop culture...
76276 Sometimes staying out of touch with pop culture...
Would rather not see it happen again in my life...
69515 Would rather not see it happen again in my life...
Comcast sent a letter saying they were doubling...
61671 Comcast sent a letter saying they were doubling...
When I read that the Pope has been promoting ev...
53153 When I read that the Pope has been promoting ev...
So YouTube just decided to demonetize all their...
51257 So YouTube just decided to demonetize all their...
After Trump's "shithole" remarks hit the fan, s...
49748 After Trump's "shithole" remarks hit the fan, s...
Henry Holt and Co. gives no fucks
49670 Henry Holt and Co. gives no fucks
47 year old dad confession
42909 47 year old dad confession
The worst part about it is I know I'm underpaid
41947 The worst part about it is I know I'm underpaid
Whoa man
38302 Whoa man