/r/Humor - top ten submissions for each month of 2017

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2017, December
Crossfitter Burns 2,000 Calories Per Day Talkin...
20021 Crossfitter Burns 2,000 Calories Per Day Talkin...
FCC Chair Unveils Premium Comment Line To Fast-...
9866 FCC Chair Unveils Premium Comment Line To Fast-...
Russian Agent Disgusted With Things He Forced T...
2599 Russian Agent Disgusted With Things He Forced T...
Government Acquires IMDb to Replace Online Nati...
1657 Government Acquires IMDb to Replace Online Nati...
Comedian tells a hilarious story about when his...
1307 Comedian tells a hilarious story about when his...
Comedian can't stop laughing at a joke made abo...
1144 Comedian can't stop laughing at a joke made abo...
Actors breaking in SNL sketch "Close Encounter"
1089 Actors breaking in SNL sketch "Close Encounter"
Twitter Meltdown: Rian Johnson Is Pleading With...
1036 Twitter Meltdown: Rian Johnson Is Pleading With...
32 year old man has a conversation with his 12 ...
900 32 year old man has a conversation with his 12 ...
Southwest Airlines In Hot Water For Not Allowin...
865 Southwest Airlines In Hot Water For Not Allowin...
2017, November
Rogue Pornhub Employee Deactivates Ted Cruz's A...
14007 Rogue Pornhub Employee Deactivates Ted Cruz's A...
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation ...
5017 ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation ...
Kevin Spacey Taking Break From Acting To Focus ...
3231 Kevin Spacey Taking Break From Acting To Focus ...
New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You're ...
3100 New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You're ...
Nicolas Cage Marks Himself "Safe" During Hollyw...
1910 Nicolas Cage Marks Himself "Safe" During Hollyw...
New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Optio...
1842 New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Optio...
World Doesn't Even Know Who To Admire Anymore A...
1822 World Doesn't Even Know Who To Admire Anymore A...
Is Harvey Weinstein's Matt Lauer Biopic Starrin...
1224 Is Harvey Weinstein's Matt Lauer Biopic Starrin...
Scott Baio Calls Every Woman He Ever Interacted...
1100 Scott Baio Calls Every Woman He Ever Interacted...
IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After ...
1031 IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After ...
2017, October
No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Whe...
2793 No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Whe...
God Commands Joel Osteen To Build Ark And Gathe...
2556 God Commands Joel Osteen To Build Ark And Gathe...
Russian Interference Had No Impact On Election,...
1531 Russian Interference Had No Impact On Election,...
Puerto Rican Man Who Lost Everything in Hurrica...
1303 Puerto Rican Man Who Lost Everything in Hurrica...
Kellywise - SNL
1197 Kellywise - SNL
Changing Economy: BangBus Driver Scared Of Losi...
1027 Changing Economy: BangBus Driver Scared Of Losi...
99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He...
1019 99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He...
1-800-EAT-SHIT Finally Publishes Decades Of Rec...
997 1-800-EAT-SHIT Finally Publishes Decades Of Rec...
If I Don't Constantly Scream the Name of Their ...
984 If I Don't Constantly Scream the Name of Their ...
Woman Leaves 'Second Life' Husband After Findin...
862 Woman Leaves 'Second Life' Husband After Findin...
2017, September
John Wick but every gunshot is Owen Wilson sayi...
5379 John Wick but every gunshot is Owen Wilson sayi...
Equifax Impressed By Hackers’ Ability To Ruin...
2037 Equifax Impressed By Hackers’ Ability To Ruin...
The life of a scientist sounds way more fun whe...
1639 The life of a scientist sounds way more fun whe...
Conan O'Brien producer Jordan Schlansky riffs a...
1561 Conan O'Brien producer Jordan Schlansky riffs a...
Single for too long sucks because of this somet...
1560 Single for too long sucks because of this somet...
When your 95 year old landlord is trying to fin...
1184 When your 95 year old landlord is trying to fin...
Man sneaks alcohol into festival by burying it ...
1110 Man sneaks alcohol into festival by burying it ...
T.J. Maxx Recreates In-Store Shopping Experienc...
990 T.J. Maxx Recreates In-Store Shopping Experienc...
I’m Sick Of Busting My Ass Doing Neo-Nazi Stu...
954 I’m Sick Of Busting My Ass Doing Neo-Nazi Stu...
South Koreans show how few fucks they have to g...
912 South Koreans show how few fucks they have to g...
2017, August
Deeply Mistaken Ten Year Old Thinks He Invented...
1830 Deeply Mistaken Ten Year Old Thinks He Invented...
White Nationalists Advised Sun Will Only Turn B...
1435 White Nationalists Advised Sun Will Only Turn B...
Report: Most Americans Now Getting Their News W...
1071 Report: Most Americans Now Getting Their News W...
Comedian uses five members of the audience to d...
1067 Comedian uses five members of the audience to d...
Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
981 Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
Star Wars Battlefront 2 Announces Jar Jar Binks...
938 Star Wars Battlefront 2 Announces Jar Jar Binks...
Disaster Averted: This Teen Was About To Watch ...
925 Disaster Averted: This Teen Was About To Watch ...
Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates O...
864 Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates O...
Aspiring Documentary Filmmakers Officially Over...
813 Aspiring Documentary Filmmakers Officially Over...
A member of One Direction whispers into the ear...
772 A member of One Direction whispers into the ear...
2017, July
Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Le...
7872 Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Le...
65% of “Gathering of the Juggalos” Attendee...
3194 65% of “Gathering of the Juggalos” Attendee...
‘Game Of Thrones’ Fan Rewatching Past Episo...
2017 ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fan Rewatching Past Episo...
Help! I Can't Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3...
1357 Help! I Can't Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3...
One of the best openings to a stand up show I'v...
1225 One of the best openings to a stand up show I'v...
Band Paid in Experience Can Now Perform Spin At...
1034 Band Paid in Experience Can Now Perform Spin At...
Next Star Wars Spin-Off Tells Origin of Giant Y...
1007 Next Star Wars Spin-Off Tells Origin of Giant Y...
GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room Af...
852 GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room Af...
WWII Board Game Rules More Complicated Than Act...
794 WWII Board Game Rules More Complicated Than Act...
How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With R...
790 How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With R...
2017, June
Report: 87% Of Goldman Sachs Employees Began Jo...
3601 Report: 87% Of Goldman Sachs Employees Began Jo...
What a Waste: Criss Angel Refuses to Use His Po...
2257 What a Waste: Criss Angel Refuses to Use His Po...
Girl Who Claims to Like Video Games Grilled for...
1412 Girl Who Claims to Like Video Games Grilled for...
GameStop Offers $12.38 for Entire Childhood
1062 GameStop Offers $12.38 for Entire Childhood
Man Comes to Haunting Realization He is NPC
783 Man Comes to Haunting Realization He is NPC
If Credit Card Commercials were Real Life - Dis...
763 If Credit Card Commercials were Real Life - Dis...
GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3
567 GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3
Writing advice to my students that would also h...
540 Writing advice to my students that would also h...
Mattel Just Released A New Line Of Ken Dolls An...
527 Mattel Just Released A New Line Of Ken Dolls An...
Barber Not Even Excited Anymore By Bringing Hom...
508 Barber Not Even Excited Anymore By Bringing Hom...
2017, May
Girl Who Flirted with You Is Like That with Eve...
3155 Girl Who Flirted with You Is Like That with Eve...
Goth Bakery Refuses to Make Wedding Cake for Ha...
1548 Goth Bakery Refuses to Make Wedding Cake for Ha...
Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eat...
1484 Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eat...
Woman Still Holding Onto Hope That Toxic Friend...
1264 Woman Still Holding Onto Hope That Toxic Friend...
Tips For Not Condemning Millions Of Americans T...
1151 Tips For Not Condemning Millions Of Americans T...
The 2017 winners of the Lyttle Lytton contest, ...
1025 The 2017 winners of the Lyttle Lytton contest, ...
Area Man Excited To Hear Girlfriend Has Been Do...
890 Area Man Excited To Hear Girlfriend Has Been Do...
‘Washington Post’ Reporter Frustrated Every...
845 ‘Washington Post’ Reporter Frustrated Every...
Punk Rock Noise Machine Lets You Fall Asleep to...
831 Punk Rock Noise Machine Lets You Fall Asleep to...
Lazy Lovers - Auto Thrusting Hydraulic Sex Gird...
805 Lazy Lovers - Auto Thrusting Hydraulic Sex Gird...
2017, April
‘You’d Understand If You Had Kids,’ Says ...
2436 ‘You’d Understand If You Had Kids,’ Says ...
Officials Urge Americans To Sort Plastics, Glas...
1961 Officials Urge Americans To Sort Plastics, Glas...
Kief Catcher Closest Thing Man Has to Savings A...
1477 Kief Catcher Closest Thing Man Has to Savings A...
United Airlines CEO Drags Scheduled Guest Off C...
1273 United Airlines CEO Drags Scheduled Guest Off C...
Micki Free said Charlie Murphy’s Prince story...
1262 Micki Free said Charlie Murphy’s Prince story...
Sweating, Shaking Pharmaceutical CEO Says He Ca...
1223 Sweating, Shaking Pharmaceutical CEO Says He Ca...
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
983 Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
Friends, Family Waiting For Current Bout Of Man...
797 Friends, Family Waiting For Current Bout Of Man...
Ryanair Passenger charged 15 Euro For Being Dra...
770 Ryanair Passenger charged 15 Euro For Being Dra...
Vegetarian Begins Sad, Private Routine Of Scann...
762 Vegetarian Begins Sad, Private Routine Of Scann...
2017, March
College Student Discovers Pink Floyd Syncs up P...
4825 College Student Discovers Pink Floyd Syncs up P...
Tacos
2364 Tacos
Am I pregananent?
2319 Am I pregananent?
Area Man Accepts Burden Of Being Only Person On...
1427 Area Man Accepts Burden Of Being Only Person On...
Deadpool Musical - Beauty and the Beast "Gaston...
1372 Deadpool Musical - Beauty and the Beast "Gaston...
Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Esca...
1369 Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Esca...
Defunded Meals on Wheels Recipient Proud to Sta...
1310 Defunded Meals on Wheels Recipient Proud to Sta...
Study Finds Suspicious Circumstances Still Lead...
1177 Study Finds Suspicious Circumstances Still Lead...
Artifacts Discovered Buried In Washington D.C. ...
1075 Artifacts Discovered Buried In Washington D.C. ...
Women's Strike A Sobering Reality Check For Sub...
871 Women's Strike A Sobering Reality Check For Sub...
2017, February
Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All ...
9419 Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All ...
Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Fede...
7904 Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Fede...
Melissa McCarthy kills it as Sean Spicer
6111 Melissa McCarthy kills it as Sean Spicer
It's official! Punxsutawney Phil predicts "an e...
5840 It's official! Punxsutawney Phil predicts "an e...
Heartwarming: When Steven Tyler Found Out There...
2197 Heartwarming: When Steven Tyler Found Out There...
Tupperware Will Never Truly Recover From Red Cu...
1280 Tupperware Will Never Truly Recover From Red Cu...
Everyone completely loses it after Jimmy Carr's...
839 Everyone completely loses it after Jimmy Carr's...
FALSE FLAG: All Of The People Involved In The O...
838 FALSE FLAG: All Of The People Involved In The O...
Finally! A Pregnancy Test That Congratulates Yo...
791 Finally! A Pregnancy Test That Congratulates Yo...
I "improved" the sound effects in the Phantom M...
764 I "improved" the sound effects in the Phantom M...
2017, January
Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show O...
4728 Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show O...
Israeli satirist and author Shahak Shapira crea...
3165 Israeli satirist and author Shahak Shapira crea...
Marijuana Dispensaries Now Legally Require You ...
2368 Marijuana Dispensaries Now Legally Require You ...
I Didn’t Vaccinate My Kids and the One Who Li...
2308 I Didn’t Vaccinate My Kids and the One Who Li...
Stand-up comedian Joe Lycett tells a hilarious ...
1515 Stand-up comedian Joe Lycett tells a hilarious ...
You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Befor...
1189 You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Befor...
Jimmy Carter Contemplating Dying Right Here And...
1006 Jimmy Carter Contemplating Dying Right Here And...
Man Dying From Cancer Spends Last Good Day On P...
971 Man Dying From Cancer Spends Last Good Day On P...
People Who Like Dark Humor Are More Intelligent...
952 People Who Like Dark Humor Are More Intelligent...
Comedian Richard Ayoade's hilarious rant over h...
891 Comedian Richard Ayoade's hilarious rant over h...