/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2015

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2015, December
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigaret...
13105 Three men are on a boat. They have four cigaret...
Jesus walks into a restaurant...
8628 Jesus walks into a restaurant...
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is s...
10084 5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is s...
My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I...
15304 My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I...
Christmas Joke... Three men died....
9169 Christmas Joke... Three men died....
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."
13668 "Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."
The Redneck Joke
9775 The Redneck Joke
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "E...
16743 A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "E...
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
8376 I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
I told my wife we can have sex or go see Star W...
9055 I told my wife we can have sex or go see Star W...
2015, November
Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes
23944 Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings
9116 I have a phobia of over engineered buildings
A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final. He...
11437 A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final. He...
I bumped into an old school friend today
10543 I bumped into an old school friend today
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of...
8184 My wife told me to take a spider out instead of...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "W...
12426 Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "W...
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my lu...
8299 I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my lu...
I walked into a room full of men masturbating
9939 I walked into a room full of men masturbating
My girlfriend said to me "sex is better on holi...
9516 My girlfriend said to me "sex is better on holi...
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
18252 My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
2015, October
A young artist exhibits his work for the first ...
10713 A young artist exhibits his work for the first ...
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camou...
12104 To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camou...
WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!!
9387 WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!!
My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, bu...
9970 My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, bu...
What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie?
9224 What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie?
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
9709 What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
Damn girl are you a smoke detector?
11032 Damn girl are you a smoke detector?
A mexican magician told the audience he'll disa...
12159 A mexican magician told the audience he'll disa...
Donald Trump visits an elementary school
7723 Donald Trump visits an elementary school
Easy way to search your wife.
7762 Easy way to search your wife.
2015, September
TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from th...
25818 TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from th...
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
12812 What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
Thank you, student loans, for helping me get th...
9240 Thank you, student loans, for helping me get th...
An ugly man walks into a bar and a beautiful wo...
10151 An ugly man walks into a bar and a beautiful wo...
Hipsters
10281 Hipsters
I was having sex with a friends wife, the phone...
10217 I was having sex with a friends wife, the phone...
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while...
9850 A housewife takes a lover during the day, while...
Why was the little ink drop crying?
10488 Why was the little ink drop crying?
A woman was in bed with her lover when she hear...
7592 A woman was in bed with her lover when she hear...
A wife asks her husband if she were to die, wou...
7141 A wife asks her husband if she were to die, wou...
2015, August
"Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted...
16626 "Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted...
Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?
14805 Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?
If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist
13339 If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist
Highway Dildo
13834 Highway Dildo
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the b...
11231 Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the b...
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with ...
15424 A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with ...
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job...
10319 It was George the Mailman's last day on the job...
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to ch...
11806 How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to ch...
The US is having so many disasters and tragedies
11780 The US is having so many disasters and tragedies
Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Car...
13323 Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Car...
2015, July
Congress gets kidnapped
22675 Congress gets kidnapped
A Texan walks into an Irish pub...
15224 A Texan walks into an Irish pub...
Reddit
8238 Reddit
A boy goes into confession...
11431 A boy goes into confession...
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol.
8021 Today someone was killed with a starter pistol.
How my Husband and I Terrified a Taxi Driver
12684 How my Husband and I Terrified a Taxi Driver
An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count fo...
8412 An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count fo...
Wordplay is fun.
8256 Wordplay is fun.
A very handsome man gets into a terrible car ac...
7387 A very handsome man gets into a terrible car ac...
What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?
7830 What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?
2015, June
Classic joke for our Muslim friends today
9501 Classic joke for our Muslim friends today
Maria, a maid, asks her boss for a raise.
7228 Maria, a maid, asks her boss for a raise.
A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing...
7862 A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing...
2 Guys At A Urinal NSFW
10667 2 Guys At A Urinal NSFW
What starts with e, ends with e, and only conta...
7683 What starts with e, ends with e, and only conta...
My wife told me this in the car the other day. ...
7423 My wife told me this in the car the other day. ...
Pretty soon the only place you will be able to ...
7537 Pretty soon the only place you will be able to ...
An engineer dies and is sent to hell
14091 An engineer dies and is sent to hell
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always...
6648 My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always...
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.
8553 One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.
2015, May
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday.
11458 I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday.
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the mo...
8666 A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the mo...
English is weird..
8951 English is weird..
State Trooper pulls a car over
7655 State Trooper pulls a car over
My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, wo...
8439 My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, wo...
A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday...
9911 A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday...
My neighbors listen to awesome music
9527 My neighbors listen to awesome music
Paddy had been drinking
8100 Paddy had been drinking
I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by...
8105 I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by...
A priest is being honored at his retirement din...
6914 A priest is being honored at his retirement din...
2015, April
A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D.
18527 A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
17338 What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
A driver is pulled over by a policeman....
12853 A driver is pulled over by a policeman....
Difference between I.T and management
10866 Difference between I.T and management
Out in space two alien life forms are speaking ...
10800 Out in space two alien life forms are speaking ...
If I had a dollar for every time someone over 4...
19565 If I had a dollar for every time someone over 4...
90s kids won't get this . . .
14600 90s kids won't get this . . .
Russian history in 5 words:
8019 Russian history in 5 words:
My 7-year-old nephew showed me with pride the "...
9312 My 7-year-old nephew showed me with pride the "...
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
7985 My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
2015, March
A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
19165 A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!
8260 Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
11176 What do sprinters eat before a race?
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.
8668 I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.
I started carrying a knife after an attempted m...
6394 I started carrying a knife after an attempted m...
I told my friends I had a date with a really at...
6887 I told my friends I had a date with a really at...
So the Belgians are pissed...
7809 So the Belgians are pissed...
RIP boiling water
6257 RIP boiling water
What do you call immigrants to Sweden?
6397 What do you call immigrants to Sweden?
So I went to a mixed religion seminar...
6599 So I went to a mixed religion seminar...
2015, February
A boy paid a girl $10 to climb a flagpole...
13469 A boy paid a girl $10 to climb a flagpole...
A married man was having an affair with his sec...
8248 A married man was having an affair with his sec...
An African Lumberjack
7822 An African Lumberjack
Wife dreamed that she was attending a dick auct...
11984 Wife dreamed that she was attending a dick auct...
I need you to masturbate.
9763 I need you to masturbate.
One day, terrorists attacked a village [NSFW]
6594 One day, terrorists attacked a village [NSFW]
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
5964 Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old
6225 Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old
Putin at the airport
6548 Putin at the airport
What do you get if you insert human DNA into a ...
6456 What do you get if you insert human DNA into a ...
2015, January
Women and not being attractive
10701 Women and not being attractive
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
10502 Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it i...
15662 You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it i...
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father wer...
13618 A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father wer...
So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are wag...
11585 So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are wag...
Pretty woman sneezes
11268 Pretty woman sneezes
A man gets pulled over by the police...
8726 A man gets pulled over by the police...
Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour ...
9259 Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour ...
"Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."
7392 "Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."
Marriage, the real story
6538 Marriage, the real story