/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2015
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2015, December
13105 Three men are on a boat. They have four cigaret...
8628 Jesus walks into a restaurant...
10084 5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is s...
15304 My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I...
9169 Christmas Joke... Three men died....
13668 "Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."
9775 The Redneck Joke
16743 A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "E...
8376 I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
9055 I told my wife we can have sex or go see Star W...
2015, November
23944 Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes
9116 I have a phobia of over engineered buildings
11437 A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final. He...
10543 I bumped into an old school friend today
8184 My wife told me to take a spider out instead of...
12426 Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "W...
8299 I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my lu...
9939 I walked into a room full of men masturbating
9516 My girlfriend said to me "sex is better on holi...
18252 My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
2015, October
10713 A young artist exhibits his work for the first ...
12104 To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camou...
9387 WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!!
9970 My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, bu...
9224 What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie?
9709 What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
11032 Damn girl are you a smoke detector?
12159 A mexican magician told the audience he'll disa...
7723 Donald Trump visits an elementary school
7762 Easy way to search your wife.
2015, September
25818 TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from th...
12812 What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
9240 Thank you, student loans, for helping me get th...
10151 An ugly man walks into a bar and a beautiful wo...
10281 Hipsters
10217 I was having sex with a friends wife, the phone...
9850 A housewife takes a lover during the day, while...
10488 Why was the little ink drop crying?
7592 A woman was in bed with her lover when she hear...
7141 A wife asks her husband if she were to die, wou...
2015, August
16626 "Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted...
14805 Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?
13339 If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist
13834 Highway Dildo
11231 Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the b...
15424 A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with ...
10319 It was George the Mailman's last day on the job...
11806 How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to ch...
11780 The US is having so many disasters and tragedies
13323 Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Car...
2015, July
22675 Congress gets kidnapped
15224 A Texan walks into an Irish pub...
8238 Reddit
11431 A boy goes into confession...
8021 Today someone was killed with a starter pistol.
12684 How my Husband and I Terrified a Taxi Driver
8412 An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count fo...
8256 Wordplay is fun.
7387 A very handsome man gets into a terrible car ac...
7830 What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?
2015, June
9501 Classic joke for our Muslim friends today
7228 Maria, a maid, asks her boss for a raise.
7862 A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing...
10667 2 Guys At A Urinal NSFW
7683 What starts with e, ends with e, and only conta...
7423 My wife told me this in the car the other day. ...
7537 Pretty soon the only place you will be able to ...
14091 An engineer dies and is sent to hell
6648 My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always...
8553 One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.
2015, May
11458 I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday.
8666 A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the mo...
8951 English is weird..
7655 State Trooper pulls a car over
8439 My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, wo...
9911 A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday...
9527 My neighbors listen to awesome music
8100 Paddy had been drinking
8105 I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by...
6914 A priest is being honored at his retirement din...
2015, April
18527 A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D.
17338 What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
12853 A driver is pulled over by a policeman....
10866 Difference between I.T and management
10800 Out in space two alien life forms are speaking ...
19565 If I had a dollar for every time someone over 4...
14600 90s kids won't get this . . .
8019 Russian history in 5 words:
9312 My 7-year-old nephew showed me with pride the "...
7985 My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
2015, March
19165 A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
8260 Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!
11176 What do sprinters eat before a race?
8668 I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.
6394 I started carrying a knife after an attempted m...
6887 I told my friends I had a date with a really at...
7809 So the Belgians are pissed...
6257 RIP boiling water
6397 What do you call immigrants to Sweden?
6599 So I went to a mixed religion seminar...
2015, February
13469 A boy paid a girl $10 to climb a flagpole...
8248 A married man was having an affair with his sec...
7822 An African Lumberjack
11984 Wife dreamed that she was attending a dick auct...
9763 I need you to masturbate.
6594 One day, terrorists attacked a village [NSFW]
5964 Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
6225 Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old
6548 Putin at the airport
6456 What do you get if you insert human DNA into a ...
2015, January
10701 Women and not being attractive
10502 Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
15662 You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it i...
13618 A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father wer...
11585 So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are wag...
11268 Pretty woman sneezes
8726 A man gets pulled over by the police...
9259 Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour ...
7392 "Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."
6538 Marriage, the real story