/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2016

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2016, December
This is the dirty joke my 85yo grandad told to ...
73515 This is the dirty joke my 85yo grandad told to ...
Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."
48843 Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."
A gorilla walks into a bar
44048 A gorilla walks into a bar
Many people are surprised by the engagement of ...
51965 Many people are surprised by the engagement of ...
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
44005 Why is Peter Pan always flying?
TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged fr...
48471 TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged fr...
Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her N...
44014 Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her N...
Genders are like the Twin Towers
34593 Genders are like the Twin Towers
Scotsman, Englishman, and an Irishman walk into...
35921 Scotsman, Englishman, and an Irishman walk into...
Girl: "Come over"
38173 Girl: "Come over"
2016, November
The 2016 US Presidential Election
90293 The 2016 US Presidential Election
Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill...
65864 Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill...
"You're telling me that I'm losing my job becau...
59409 "You're telling me that I'm losing my job becau...
My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, "You w...
37247 My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, "You w...
A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl ...
40346 A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl ...
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde ...
28032 A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde ...
A girl goes to a Church to confess.....
31188 A girl goes to a Church to confess.....
If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to ...
25816 If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to ...
I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you d...
28244 I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you d...
I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble ...
21488 I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble ...
2016, October
My favorite joke: Everyone Knows Dave
54896 My favorite joke: Everyone Knows Dave
The year is 2028 and r/jokes is going strong...
25121 The year is 2028 and r/jokes is going strong...
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inher...
29409 Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inher...
The college teacher noticed that his exchange s...
25816 The college teacher noticed that his exchange s...
Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword, wil...
24975 Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword, wil...
The doctor gave me 4 months to live.
23054 The doctor gave me 4 months to live.
My brother just updated his status to "I love m...
26190 My brother just updated his status to "I love m...
I have just watched a documentary on marijuana.
18271 I have just watched a documentary on marijuana.
3 men are in line to get into heaven
18461 3 men are in line to get into heaven
I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired ...
15455 I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired ...
2016, September
Congratulations to the winner of last night's p...
48767 Congratulations to the winner of last night's p...
Why do riot police like to get to work early?
26607 Why do riot police like to get to work early?
How do you milk sheep?
30686 How do you milk sheep?
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a fl...
19423 A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a fl...
I can count the number of times I've been to Ch...
15056 I can count the number of times I've been to Ch...
One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots ...
20134 One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots ...
On a bus one day.....
12058 On a bus one day.....
Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this...
18889 Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this...
My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Ch...
19546 My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Ch...
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that ...
27018 An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that ...
2016, August
I found a place where the recycling rate is 98%
45503 I found a place where the recycling rate is 98%
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could b...
28837 My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could b...
Forget everything you learned in college...
33694 Forget everything you learned in college...
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote ...
18676 To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote ...
A lady walks into a pet store...
16861 A lady walks into a pet store...
I don't always tell dad jokes
23503 I don't always tell dad jokes
My girlfriend told me to take the spider out in...
36424 My girlfriend told me to take the spider out in...
An anti-semite goes to a bar
24530 An anti-semite goes to a bar
I was watching the news this morning when the p...
18904 I was watching the news this morning when the p...
80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a...
29932 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a...
2016, July
A Dirty Joke from the 14th Century
18658 A Dirty Joke from the 14th Century
On his 74th birthday, an old man received a gif...
20347 On his 74th birthday, an old man received a gif...
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to...
16052 As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to...
What does the word 'gay' mean?
19828 What does the word 'gay' mean?
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so...
14655 A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so...
Excuse me sir, how much have you had to drink t...
17730 Excuse me sir, how much have you had to drink t...
I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potat...
12903 I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potat...
Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell.
22587 Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell.
So my mate has started dating twins!
11868 So my mate has started dating twins!
A British tourist visits a brothel in Germany
14572 A British tourist visits a brothel in Germany
2016, June
A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live th...
32016 A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live th...
Her best feature.... NSFW
16366 Her best feature.... NSFW
What's the difference between a good joke and
23200 What's the difference between a good joke and
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chat...
22002 An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chat...
A new study shows that unvaccinated children ar...
20967 A new study shows that unvaccinated children ar...
How bout a blowjob?
25581 How bout a blowjob?
A Buddhist monk goes to a barber to have his he...
19916 A Buddhist monk goes to a barber to have his he...
Fishermen hate him—you'll never guess this on...
16230 Fishermen hate him—you'll never guess this on...
There were three POWs together in a British pri...
17963 There were three POWs together in a British pri...
Two old friends were just about to tee off at t...
22569 Two old friends were just about to tee off at t...
2016, May
There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train f...
30014 There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train f...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde ...
24745 An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde ...
A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat...
14852 A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat...
One day, Einstein has to give a conference to a...
17078 One day, Einstein has to give a conference to a...
I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of ea...
23094 I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of ea...
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
12457 Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
My friend Tommy drowned the other day...
13090 My friend Tommy drowned the other day...
If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?
14070 If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?
I've been so stressed recently I've been doing ...
15147 I've been so stressed recently I've been doing ...
A blonde was desperate for money...
11871 A blonde was desperate for money...
2016, April
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
17746 Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
I saw my dwarf neighbor at a bus stop
24062 I saw my dwarf neighbor at a bus stop
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
12731 Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
Alabama changed the drinking age to 34
20081 Alabama changed the drinking age to 34
Court decision: "I hereby find you guilty of cl...
17316 Court decision: "I hereby find you guilty of cl...
A joke for married golfers
9799 A joke for married golfers
A construction worker on the 5th floor of a bui...
12776 A construction worker on the 5th floor of a bui...
I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a...
11764 I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a...
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a ...
13801 Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a ...
An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a...
10208 An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a...
2016, March
When does a joke become a dad joke?
20993 When does a joke become a dad joke?
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local m...
15553 A man who'd just died is delivered to a local m...
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
10088 An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
11142 TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
A man goes into a job interview
11947 A man goes into a job interview
I started a company...
13011 I started a company...
Spent over an hour at the wife's grave this mor...
9224 Spent over an hour at the wife's grave this mor...
My neighborhood barber just got arrested for se...
8630 My neighborhood barber just got arrested for se...
What is a pirate's least favorite letter?
21501 What is a pirate's least favorite letter?
What do you call a Communist sniper?
9171 What do you call a Communist sniper?
2016, February
Grandpa was summoned for an audit.
15985 Grandpa was summoned for an audit.
A teenage girl was being intimate with her boyf...
18232 A teenage girl was being intimate with her boyf...
Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded che...
14501 Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded che...
A man joins an order of Monks.
10425 A man joins an order of Monks.
Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the...
12258 Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the...
Two beggars are sitting side by side on the str...
10504 Two beggars are sitting side by side on the str...
I hope Death is a woman
13087 I hope Death is a woman
The three unwritten rules of life
9213 The three unwritten rules of life
If I was addicted to masturbation, and then bec...
12585 If I was addicted to masturbation, and then bec...
My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive g...
11282 My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive g...
2016, January
3 mods walk into a bar
18821 3 mods walk into a bar
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist'...
10097 A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist'...
Will glass coffins be a success?
11166 Will glass coffins be a success?
My girlfriend told me she's sick of me pretendi...
11445 My girlfriend told me she's sick of me pretendi...
THE WINE TASTER
10593 THE WINE TASTER
My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke
11223 My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke
Communist jokes are not funny...
8915 Communist jokes are not funny...
I have two requirements in my will....
9849 I have two requirements in my will....
A little boy was sitting in class...
11142 A little boy was sitting in class...
Minorities have the race card, women have the g...
14391 Minorities have the race card, women have the g...