/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2016
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2016, December
73515 This is the dirty joke my 85yo grandad told to ...
48843 Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."
44048 A gorilla walks into a bar
51965 Many people are surprised by the engagement of ...
44005 Why is Peter Pan always flying?
48471 TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged fr...
44014 Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her N...
34593 Genders are like the Twin Towers
35921 Scotsman, Englishman, and an Irishman walk into...
38173 Girl: "Come over"
2016, November
90293 The 2016 US Presidential Election
65864 Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill...
59409 "You're telling me that I'm losing my job becau...
37247 My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, "You w...
40346 A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl ...
28032 A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde ...
31188 A girl goes to a Church to confess.....
25816 If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to ...
28244 I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you d...
21488 I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble ...
2016, October
54896 My favorite joke: Everyone Knows Dave
25121 The year is 2028 and r/jokes is going strong...
29409 Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inher...
25816 The college teacher noticed that his exchange s...
24975 Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword, wil...
23054 The doctor gave me 4 months to live.
26190 My brother just updated his status to "I love m...
18271 I have just watched a documentary on marijuana.
18461 3 men are in line to get into heaven
15455 I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired ...
2016, September
48767 Congratulations to the winner of last night's p...
26607 Why do riot police like to get to work early?
30686 How do you milk sheep?
19423 A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a fl...
15056 I can count the number of times I've been to Ch...
20134 One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots ...
12058 On a bus one day.....
18889 Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this...
19546 My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Ch...
27018 An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that ...
2016, August
45503 I found a place where the recycling rate is 98%
28837 My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could b...
33694 Forget everything you learned in college...
18676 To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote ...
16861 A lady walks into a pet store...
23503 I don't always tell dad jokes
36424 My girlfriend told me to take the spider out in...
24530 An anti-semite goes to a bar
18904 I was watching the news this morning when the p...
29932 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a...
2016, July
18658 A Dirty Joke from the 14th Century
20347 On his 74th birthday, an old man received a gif...
16052 As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to...
19828 What does the word 'gay' mean?
14655 A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so...
17730 Excuse me sir, how much have you had to drink t...
12903 I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potat...
22587 Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell.
11868 So my mate has started dating twins!
14572 A British tourist visits a brothel in Germany
2016, June
32016 A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live th...
16366 Her best feature.... NSFW
23200 What's the difference between a good joke and
22002 An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chat...
20967 A new study shows that unvaccinated children ar...
25581 How bout a blowjob?
19916 A Buddhist monk goes to a barber to have his he...
16230 Fishermen hate him—you'll never guess this on...
17963 There were three POWs together in a British pri...
22569 Two old friends were just about to tee off at t...
2016, May
30014 There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train f...
24745 An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde ...
14852 A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat...
17078 One day, Einstein has to give a conference to a...
23094 I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of ea...
12457 Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
13090 My friend Tommy drowned the other day...
14070 If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?
15147 I've been so stressed recently I've been doing ...
11871 A blonde was desperate for money...
2016, April
17746 Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
24062 I saw my dwarf neighbor at a bus stop
12731 Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
20081 Alabama changed the drinking age to 34
17316 Court decision: "I hereby find you guilty of cl...
9799 A joke for married golfers
12776 A construction worker on the 5th floor of a bui...
11764 I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a...
13801 Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a ...
10208 An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a...
2016, March
20993 When does a joke become a dad joke?
15553 A man who'd just died is delivered to a local m...
10088 An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
11142 TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
11947 A man goes into a job interview
13011 I started a company...
9224 Spent over an hour at the wife's grave this mor...
8630 My neighborhood barber just got arrested for se...
21501 What is a pirate's least favorite letter?
9171 What do you call a Communist sniper?
2016, February
15985 Grandpa was summoned for an audit.
18232 A teenage girl was being intimate with her boyf...
14501 Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded che...
10425 A man joins an order of Monks.
12258 Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the...
10504 Two beggars are sitting side by side on the str...
13087 I hope Death is a woman
9213 The three unwritten rules of life
12585 If I was addicted to masturbation, and then bec...
11282 My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive g...
2016, January
18821 3 mods walk into a bar
10097 A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist'...
11166 Will glass coffins be a success?
11445 My girlfriend told me she's sick of me pretendi...
10593 THE WINE TASTER
11223 My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke
8915 Communist jokes are not funny...
9849 I have two requirements in my will....
11142 A little boy was sitting in class...
14391 Minorities have the race card, women have the g...