/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2017

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2017, December
A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad...
67179 A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad...
I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal
62861 I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal
Ajit Pai.
92347 Ajit Pai.
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes...
45087 Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes...
Damn girl are you a newspaper?
34622 Damn girl are you a newspaper?
A poor Irish family lives on a farm...
29595 A poor Irish family lives on a farm...
As a child, I always thought of my dad as a sup...
40129 As a child, I always thought of my dad as a sup...
What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate h...
36560 What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate h...
What gets bigger the more you take from it?
29786 What gets bigger the more you take from it?
My therapist told me that a great way to let go...
33941 My therapist told me that a great way to let go...
2017, November
Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...
131325 Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...
If I had a $ for every post I've seen today abo...
80342 If I had a $ for every post I've seen today abo...
A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He...
51484 A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He...
While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving...
43948 While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving...
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to ki...
60350 Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to ki...
I used to sell security alarms door to door, an...
43033 I used to sell security alarms door to door, an...
A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apart...
37322 A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apart...
Yo mama so ugly...
32680 Yo mama so ugly...
My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective t...
46588 My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective t...
How does a Flat Earther travel the world?
33195 How does a Flat Earther travel the world?
2017, October
A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $1...
69267 A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $1...
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar
51906 Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for...
47159 A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for...
The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear.....
40391 The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear.....
A guy walks into a restaurant with a full-grown...
35666 A guy walks into a restaurant with a full-grown...
A man goes into a brothel
33045 A man goes into a brothel
How come nobody at the kings table laughed when...
30551 How come nobody at the kings table laughed when...
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping b...
36144 Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping b...
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a th...
27354 Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a th...
I can count on one hand how many times I have b...
33558 I can count on one hand how many times I have b...
2017, September
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we ...
55451 Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we ...
Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
60729 Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with m...
47686 I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with m...
A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information i...
52773 A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information i...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
39464 A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
How do you milk sheep?
45193 How do you milk sheep?
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
38713 How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
An Italian funeral
25686 An Italian funeral
My wife packed my bags and kicked me out of the...
25626 My wife packed my bags and kicked me out of the...
They're going to have to change the name of the...
49333 They're going to have to change the name of the...
2017, August
What do you call a book club that's been stuck ...
58903 What do you call a book club that's been stuck ...
Dads are like boomerangs.
48049 Dads are like boomerangs.
Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888
55497 Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom b...
45523 I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom b...
By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we...
55592 By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she hear...
42144 A woman was in bed with her lover when she hear...
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is aro...
38996 If a tree falls in the forest and no one is aro...
I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloo...
44479 I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloo...
My local drug dealer started dressing up as a J...
37101 My local drug dealer started dressing up as a J...
Have you seen r/tifu recently.
49143 Have you seen r/tifu recently.
2017, July
V
97892 V
Once upon a time, in the magical fantasy kingdo...
52333 Once upon a time, in the magical fantasy kingdo...
My dad died last year when my family couldn't r...
34800 My dad died last year when my family couldn't r...
My girlfriend always takes long baths after we ...
41009 My girlfriend always takes long baths after we ...
The penguin joke (my favorite joke)
31069 The penguin joke (my favorite joke)
What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?
33193 What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?
(NSFW) A priest has a heart attack, and is rush...
37078 (NSFW) A priest has a heart attack, and is rush...
I like my women like I like my coffee
32720 I like my women like I like my coffee
I walked down a street where the houses were nu...
32126 I walked down a street where the houses were nu...
There's a little-known legend about Attila the ...
37033 There's a little-known legend about Attila the ...
2017, June
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and t...
60332 My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and t...
What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite subreddit?
56682 What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite subreddit?
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden...
50782 Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden...
What’s the difference between a politician an...
43334 What’s the difference between a politician an...
With the rise of self-driving vehicles...
25538 With the rise of self-driving vehicles...
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
37903 What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting p...
33430 I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting p...
President Donald Trump and his driver were crui...
43824 President Donald Trump and his driver were crui...
Panda and a Prostitute
36231 Panda and a Prostitute
Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only s...
31748 Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only s...
2017, May
What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but ne...
60923 What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but ne...
If I had a dollar for every time someone over 4...
58020 If I had a dollar for every time someone over 4...
Why will congress never impeach Trump?
49130 Why will congress never impeach Trump?
The funniest /r/jokes has ever been
66932 The funniest /r/jokes has ever been
The best years of my life were spent in the arm...
37414 The best years of my life were spent in the arm...
A priest and a Rabbi are very good friends, so ...
34277 A priest and a Rabbi are very good friends, so ...
Chinese doctor opens his new clinic.
36593 Chinese doctor opens his new clinic.
11 Minutes
33521 11 Minutes
A group of Engineering professors were invited ...
28045 A group of Engineering professors were invited ...
TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be...
44641 TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be...
2017, April
Did you hear about the Doctor on the United Fli...
85244 Did you hear about the Doctor on the United Fli...
A man walks into a bar...
56288 A man walks into a bar...
The front page is filled with memes in referenc...
65367 The front page is filled with memes in referenc...
A woman asked a General in the army the last ti...
37973 A woman asked a General in the army the last ti...
"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?"
39243 "Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?"
I scared the postman today by going to the door...
33337 I scared the postman today by going to the door...
My wife is turning 32 soon...
34508 My wife is turning 32 soon...
What does gay mean?
34334 What does gay mean?
Why don't hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl?
29422 Why don't hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl?
[NSFW] Had sex with my girlfriend a couple days...
34857 [NSFW] Had sex with my girlfriend a couple days...
2017, March
Obama smoked weed growing up, and now look wher...
44772 Obama smoked weed growing up, and now look wher...
The son went to his dad and asked him, "Dad, wh...
43113 The son went to his dad and asked him, "Dad, wh...
A man walks out to the street and catches a tax...
41149 A man walks out to the street and catches a tax...
A little girl was playing in the garden
30360 A little girl was playing in the garden
A joke is like a frog...
37118 A joke is like a frog...
Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to eac...
32634 Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to eac...
When she was growing up, everybody laughed when...
36057 When she was growing up, everybody laughed when...
If i had $1 for every girl that didn't find me ...
32963 If i had $1 for every girl that didn't find me ...
Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as...
29774 Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as...
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq..
30398 I called a suicide hotline in Iraq..
2017, February
My wife left me because I'm too insecure.
47857 My wife left me because I'm too insecure.
Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for...
52643 Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for...
Don't Read If You're A Trump Supporter
50200 Don't Read If You're A Trump Supporter
Steve jobs would have been a better president t...
42745 Steve jobs would have been a better president t...
Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the...
37132 Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the...
'90s kids won't get this
30731 '90s kids won't get this
This is a mean joke.
28761 This is a mean joke.
A Nazi goes to a bar...
27075 A Nazi goes to a bar...
Putting it in.
27045 Putting it in.
I wish I could be ugly for one day.
25839 I wish I could be ugly for one day.
2017, January
TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a B...
61195 TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a B...
'Forget everything you learned in college. You ...
46271 'Forget everything you learned in college. You ...
Communism jokes are not funny
37555 Communism jokes are not funny
Deaf Sex
40298 Deaf Sex
White people don't shoot each other in the stre...
37502 White people don't shoot each other in the stre...
What do you call an emo a capella group?
38840 What do you call an emo a capella group?
Looks like Trump is keeping up Michelle's ideal...
52766 Looks like Trump is keeping up Michelle's ideal...
Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls...
38461 Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls...
My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like...
32493 My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like...
Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blow...
34205 Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blow...