/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2017
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2017, December
67179 A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad...
62861 I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal
92347 Ajit Pai.
45087 Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes...
34622 Damn girl are you a newspaper?
29595 A poor Irish family lives on a farm...
40129 As a child, I always thought of my dad as a sup...
36560 What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate h...
29786 What gets bigger the more you take from it?
33941 My therapist told me that a great way to let go...
2017, November
131325 Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...
80342 If I had a $ for every post I've seen today abo...
51484 A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He...
43948 While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving...
60350 Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to ki...
43033 I used to sell security alarms door to door, an...
37322 A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apart...
32680 Yo mama so ugly...
46588 My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective t...
33195 How does a Flat Earther travel the world?
2017, October
69267 A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $1...
51906 Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar
47159 A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for...
40391 The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear.....
35666 A guy walks into a restaurant with a full-grown...
33045 A man goes into a brothel
30551 How come nobody at the kings table laughed when...
36144 Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping b...
27354 Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a th...
33558 I can count on one hand how many times I have b...
2017, September
55451 Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we ...
60729 Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
47686 I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with m...
52773 A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information i...
39464 A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
45193 How do you milk sheep?
38713 How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
25686 An Italian funeral
25626 My wife packed my bags and kicked me out of the...
49333 They're going to have to change the name of the...
2017, August
58903 What do you call a book club that's been stuck ...
48049 Dads are like boomerangs.
55497 Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888
45523 I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom b...
55592 By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we...
42144 A woman was in bed with her lover when she hear...
38996 If a tree falls in the forest and no one is aro...
44479 I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloo...
37101 My local drug dealer started dressing up as a J...
49143 Have you seen r/tifu recently.
2017, July
97892 V
52333 Once upon a time, in the magical fantasy kingdo...
34800 My dad died last year when my family couldn't r...
41009 My girlfriend always takes long baths after we ...
31069 The penguin joke (my favorite joke)
33193 What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?
37078 (NSFW) A priest has a heart attack, and is rush...
32720 I like my women like I like my coffee
32126 I walked down a street where the houses were nu...
37033 There's a little-known legend about Attila the ...
2017, June
60332 My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and t...
56682 What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite subreddit?
50782 Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden...
43334 What’s the difference between a politician an...
25538 With the rise of self-driving vehicles...
37903 What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
33430 I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting p...
43824 President Donald Trump and his driver were crui...
36231 Panda and a Prostitute
31748 Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only s...
2017, May
60923 What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but ne...
58020 If I had a dollar for every time someone over 4...
49130 Why will congress never impeach Trump?
66932 The funniest /r/jokes has ever been
37414 The best years of my life were spent in the arm...
34277 A priest and a Rabbi are very good friends, so ...
36593 Chinese doctor opens his new clinic.
33521 11 Minutes
28045 A group of Engineering professors were invited ...
44641 TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be...
2017, April
85244 Did you hear about the Doctor on the United Fli...
56288 A man walks into a bar...
65367 The front page is filled with memes in referenc...
37973 A woman asked a General in the army the last ti...
39243 "Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?"
33337 I scared the postman today by going to the door...
34508 My wife is turning 32 soon...
34334 What does gay mean?
29422 Why don't hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl?
34857 [NSFW] Had sex with my girlfriend a couple days...
2017, March
44772 Obama smoked weed growing up, and now look wher...
43113 The son went to his dad and asked him, "Dad, wh...
41149 A man walks out to the street and catches a tax...
30360 A little girl was playing in the garden
37118 A joke is like a frog...
32634 Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to eac...
36057 When she was growing up, everybody laughed when...
32963 If i had $1 for every girl that didn't find me ...
29774 Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as...
30398 I called a suicide hotline in Iraq..
2017, February
47857 My wife left me because I'm too insecure.
52643 Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for...
50200 Don't Read If You're A Trump Supporter
42745 Steve jobs would have been a better president t...
37132 Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the...
30731 '90s kids won't get this
28761 This is a mean joke.
27075 A Nazi goes to a bar...
27045 Putting it in.
25839 I wish I could be ugly for one day.
2017, January
61195 TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a B...
46271 'Forget everything you learned in college. You ...
37555 Communism jokes are not funny
40298 Deaf Sex
37502 White people don't shoot each other in the stre...
38840 What do you call an emo a capella group?
52766 Looks like Trump is keeping up Michelle's ideal...
38461 Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls...
32493 My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like...
34205 Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blow...