/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2018
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2018, December
76319 Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Ba...
57083 The female janitor at my building asked if I wo...
56631 [Serious] Just a reminder to be careful when te...
54925 I asked my wife if I was the only one she's bee...
49547 "Mom, I'm dating a man."
47934 The vagina has more than 8000 nerve endings
47925 Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12!
47676 An Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irish man...
45522 Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new ye...
42872 As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, ...
2018, November
63322 For anyone attending Stan Lee's funeral...
62343 So Tekashi69 could face life in prison
55759 What's the difference between Donald Trump and ...
52243 How many Brexiteers does it take to change a li...
48096 If having sex for money makes you a whore...
43865 Thanos' finger snap would have a greater impact...
43717 Why are there two “dâ€s in “Redditâ€?
43414 My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and t...
43059 A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire so...
40642 I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only go...
2018, October
93297 A new Navy recruit has his first day on the sub...
53069 A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a fore...
49757 Why is every gender equality officer female?
49550 CAN ADMINS OF THIS SUBREDDIT REDDIT DO A BETTER...
47446 Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered t...
42563 My six year old nephew just told me this joke.....
42035 When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute...
41906 4 years ago today, I shared the worst joke I ev...
38102 Top Reddit posters should use their karma to he...
36790 A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ...
2018, September
52513 My sister asked for me to bring her something h...
39141 My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wh...
38589 A father buys a lie detector that slaps people ...
38538 What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in...
37007 What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
35815 A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer
35558 A couple wants to have sex but their son is in ...
34658 On his death bed, an old jew says to his wife:
34324 Man, on a first date: How do you feel about sex...
34121 A man who just died is delivered to the mortuar...
2018, August
58125 A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a ...
52068 If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during di...
51269 If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN...
50965 As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me wh...
45151 I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name ...
42662 Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11.
41442 After God created 24 hours of alternating darkn...
40456 When Batman is investigating a crime, the most ...
38374 I was applying for Australian citizenship and t...
37676 Astronaut 1: "I can't find any milk for my coffee"
2018, July
59842 A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees th...
57206 My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3yea...
55026 Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a...
52305 An infinite number of mathematicians walk into ...
48585 I asked my wife if I was the only one she's bee...
46179 Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom
45534 My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the e...
44975 Virginity in school
41184 An African Lumberjack
40468 A young Arab boy asks his father “What is tha...
2018, June
53126 [Serious] Just a reminder to be careful when te...
45966 My wife has kicked me out of the house because ...
45937 A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of informat...
43434 An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde ...
43146 One day in the future, Donald Trump has a heart...
41938 I was telling a girl I met in a bar last night ...
39369 I asked my wife to dress up as my favourite Sta...
36823 A man filed a report to the police that his bag...
36236 The word asparagus is funny.
35825 I told my teenage niece to go get me a phone bo...
2018, May
51825 If i had a dime for every time i didn't underst...
43067 My wife left me because I’m insecure and para...
41567 Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen ...
41281 I asked my mum "How much is a couple?"
37226 Remember, as a child, when air for your bike wa...
36321 I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday.
35798 I was passing by my son's bedroom and was aston...
35295 The best years of my life were spent in the arm...
35179 My life completely changed after I learned Mors...
33539 If I'm ever on life support, unplug me...
2018, April
63749 Why was the anti-vaxxer‘s 4 year old child cr...
49369 Joke I heard from a 99 year old Holocaust survivor
49342 This week in DC, Mark Zuckerberg is currently d...
47125 My grandfather warned people that the Titanic w...
45066 I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 an...
44842 A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a ...
44127 Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she won't...
42761 Gay Couple on a Plane
40177 The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, ...
40169 My wife said if this post gets 1000 upvotes she...
2018, March
68584 Call me a racist if you want, but south of the ...
53853 As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me wh...
53340 As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop,he ...
52847 I met a Jewish girl and she asked for my number.
51868 A man in an interrogation room says “I’m no...
47794 Three friends bragged about who has more sex....
46399 Me: What's the wifi password?
45916 CAN THE ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF...
43936 My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just f...
43216 We should've known communism would fail.
2018, February
91859 The only two white actors in Black Panther are ...
58651 My wife says if this post gets over 1000 upvote...
55554 My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
44854 The police just pulled me over, he came up to m...
42945 A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call ...
41101 Donald is walking out of the White House and he...
40734 I was going to donate blood today, but they alw...
40410 When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she w...
39801 Children who are unvaccinated are less likely t...
39577 I finally got someone to be my valentine!
2018, January
82017 Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction...
55747 Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if take...
51973 Trump should not have said "shit-hole countries".
51576 The husband leans over and asks his wife
49188 “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?â€
47392 My boss: “You’re fired.â€
45340 I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic.....
40578 The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd lik...
40389 I finally realized my parents favored my twin b...
38730 My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the ...
