/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2019
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2019, December
70186 Do you want to know why the republicans won't i...
49811 Donald J. Trump has been impeached
49117 Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'de...
39363 What did Master Yoda say when he first saw hims...
37533 I like my coffee how I like my slaves...
37350 Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my...
35965 I went to the most popular NSFW subreddit and w...
34581 Billie Eilish is officially 18 now, do you know...
34316 Soooo my 4 year old nephew just told me this. H...
34051 Sorry, my 4y old brother wanted me to tell this...
2019, November
45304 I was sitting on a bus with a friend and he tol...
43932 Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile...
42978 The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous ...
40077 Why didn't 4 ask out 5
39197 If Trump really wanted Hillary to be locked up...
38781 One day, a wife came home early and found her h...
37133 A Marine returns from duty in Iraq and is immed...
36943 A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the high...
35090 Her: What do you do?
34550 I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after...
2019, October
87642 What did the reddit user say after detonating a...
54781 If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is prono...
52744 In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick...
44735 Husband doing crossword with his wife
43850 If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
42033 Steve Jobs would have made a better president t...
40359 A robber pulled a gun on the bank clerk and man...
39040 Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the or...
38415 What’s the difference between a computer and ...
34894 Trump is visiting a class in an elementary scho...
2019, September
50149 A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a fl...
47679 My 5yo asked me to tell you guys this joke I'm ...
43769 Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipst...
42326 Girls who talks about girls' problems are great.
40606 What do you call a drunk guy trying to start hi...
40294 I applied to be a sperm donor and the nurse ask...
39904 I went to the pet shop and the owner said he ha...
39851 Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
38975 My wife left me because I am insecure
38678 Dude 1: Hey, bro?
2019, August
98670 If your surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited...
50582 Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass s...
47163 An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man an...
39968 North Koreans believe they live in the best cou...
39195 A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a fore...
35175 My wife walked out on me after I blew our life ...
35011 I was in Venice Beach in January and there was ...
31349 A man is on trial for cannibalism
31172 Boy: What's a palindrome?
30568 What is atheism?
2019, July
72954 If America is storming Area 51 then the Europea...
49988 My girlfriend told me this joke ten years ago. ...
48929 A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard...
44562 How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?
42498 Why won't the Republicans impeach Trump?
40726 A little girl asks her mother, “Mommy, how wa...
39851 I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and...
36475 A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating as...
35443 How do you get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb?
35324 Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa...
2019, June
41018 My housemates are convinced our house is haunted
39237 A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have mo...
36052 What's the difference between a politician and ...
35317 Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Ba...
33390 Why was 6 afraid of 7?
32506 A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses ...
32511 An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a...
31519 I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching ...
31391 A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating ...
31391 A couple wants to have sex but their 8 year old...
2019, May
47141 I had the best Dad moment last night... *actual...
43802 PETA is like a box of chocolates
41808 I never understood school shooting jokes
37989 As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me wh...
37769 Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks ...
35876 A black guy in an library asked me where the co...
35622 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?
33034 The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam ...
32954 I hate those people who knock on your door and ...
32582 The UK Prime Minister just announced her resign...
2019, April
46325 As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he l...
45723 Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J T...
44606 Cardi B and Bill Cosby walk into a bar...
44255 Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and mak...
43556 If you aren't impressed with the picture of the...
41849 If any of you here are thinking of getting marr...
41225 I wasn’t allowed in a fraternity in college b...
40895 A big city doctor visits an Native American tri...
39401 A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deter...
37067 I dont own this joke. But i havent forgotten ab...
2019, March
52390 A feminist told me about the "Dwayne Johnson Ru...
44081 I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you eve...
43888 Handjobs [nsfw]
41371 I called two girls hipsters and got slapped.
41222 People always ask where I got my incredibly det...
39309 I got fired from my job because I kept asking m...
37681 New Teslas don't come with a new car smell
37452 Cheating Wives
36085 If the Klu Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why d...
35229 Given that a radiator is essentially a vital or...
2019, February
57081 R Kelly is really changing the rap game
56867 Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is t...
51956 NSFW - A mother was walking down the hall when ...
51765 My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Lucki...
46666 What's the difference between a Syrian kinderga...
44896 Pun enters a room, kills 10 people
44758 What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?
44194 Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that al...
42710 When a girl changes her clothes in front of you...
42518 Wife: “I’m pregnant.â€
2019, January
65912 My wife said if this post gets 1000 upvotes she...
63070 North Koreans believe they live in the best cou...
58640 Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence whe...
53909 My favourite sex position is called "WOW" ...
53435 A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up
51611 I’ve developed a fetish for figuring things out.
48091 NSFW In honor of my Father, his favorite joke o...
46073 “Son In Iraq I killed 15 people.â€
45533 A young boy says to his father "Dad, our maths ...
43974 Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50
