/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2020

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2020, December
My wife says if this post get a 1000 likes, I c...
50779 My wife says if this post get a 1000 likes, I c...
A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a hospital ...
45280 A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a hospital ...
Joke from my 12 year old “why do you never se...
43857 Joke from my 12 year old “why do you never se...
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells yo...
43680 You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells yo...
A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small s...
41564 A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small s...
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in b...
40191 A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in b...
One Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is si...
39558 One Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is si...
Give a Man a Fish and You Will Feed Him for a Day.
39354 Give a Man a Fish and You Will Feed Him for a Day.
A white scientist is studying a tribe in Africa
38138 A white scientist is studying a tribe in Africa
My penis is like Joe Biden.
37976 My penis is like Joe Biden.
2020, November
How many Trump supporters does it take to chang...
84648 How many Trump supporters does it take to chang...
Waiting for election results is like waiting fo...
65658 Waiting for election results is like waiting fo...
If trump wins the election, I will leave the Un...
65052 If trump wins the election, I will leave the Un...
*Nsfw* The military is cutting staff and decide...
54380 *Nsfw* The military is cutting staff and decide...
How do you lure a pervert? (NSFW)
51678 How do you lure a pervert? (NSFW)
Breaking: Donald Trump has just won another state.
48548 Breaking: Donald Trump has just won another state.
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while...
47372 A housewife takes a lover during the day, while...
Trump still has a chance at 270
46495 Trump still has a chance at 270
Me: "Squirting isn't real, right? It's just uri...
44386 Me: "Squirting isn't real, right? It's just uri...
6 yr old son made this up. What do exploding pa...
43138 6 yr old son made this up. What do exploding pa...
2020, October
What is the most expensive video-streaming serv...
68271 What is the most expensive video-streaming serv...
Trump tests positive for COVID-19.
57517 Trump tests positive for COVID-19.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, aske...
47588 The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, aske...
My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I ...
46522 My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I ...
My granddad always used to say, “As one door ...
46428 My granddad always used to say, “As one door ...
Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
46210 Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs...
45325 A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs...
Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?
43974 Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?
Trump might finally get what he wants the most
43632 Trump might finally get what he wants the most
Give a man a shirt, and he'll wear it once
41733 Give a man a shirt, and he'll wear it once
2020, September
A man’s walking home late at night when he se...
56626 A man’s walking home late at night when he se...
CAN ADMINS OF THIS SUBREDDIT REDDIT DO A BETTER...
52757 CAN ADMINS OF THIS SUBREDDIT REDDIT DO A BETTER...
If it weren't for Arabs, we would never have 9/11
51162 If it weren't for Arabs, we would never have 9/11
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to...
50381 As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to...
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would hav...
50341 When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would hav...
Is your refrigerator running?
49824 Is your refrigerator running?
An attractive young woman on a flight from Irel...
49080 An attractive young woman on a flight from Irel...
I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words...
47401 I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words...
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees th...
44753 A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees th...
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the ...
42560 Call me a racist if you want, but south of the ...
2020, August
My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just f...
57535 My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just f...
A farmer buys a young cock
54500 A farmer buys a young cock
Three friends were bragging about who has the m...
49311 Three friends were bragging about who has the m...
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank......
48623 Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank......
A man playing on a new golf course got confused...
48015 A man playing on a new golf course got confused...
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "...
47226 My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "...
A guy in a bar bets the bartender $50 that he c...
47029 A guy in a bar bets the bartender $50 that he c...
The best joke I’ve ever heard which never fai...
46127 The best joke I’ve ever heard which never fai...
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.
45764 Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.
A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before...
45663 A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before...
2020, July
Iris‌‌h daughte‌‌r ha‌‌d no‌‌t ...
76945 Iris‌‌h daughte‌‌r ha‌‌d no‌‌t ...
When I was growing up # was pound, not hashtag
67304 When I was growing up # was pound, not hashtag
A woman was in bed with her lover when she hear...
54611 A woman was in bed with her lover when she hear...
I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where ar...
54027 I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where ar...
The Queen's breasts
48434 The Queen's breasts
Littl‌‌e J‌‌ohnn‌‌y w‌‌a‌‌s...
46364 Littl‌‌e J‌‌ohnn‌‌y w‌‌a‌‌s...
A little girl runs up to her mother and says "m...
45137 A little girl runs up to her mother and says "m...
Am I adopted?
45111 Am I adopted?
3 guys bet on who can make their wife scream mo...
44036 3 guys bet on who can make their wife scream mo...
Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blow...
43780 Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blow...
2020, June
What’s the difference between a police office...
75681 What’s the difference between a police office...
What is a Karen called in Europe?
72777 What is a Karen called in Europe?
The president of the US is threatening to send ...
63074 The president of the US is threatening to send ...
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
55846 What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
‌‌Our w‌‌hole f‌‌amily i‌‌s râ€...
50738 ‌‌Our w‌‌hole f‌‌amily i‌‌s râ€...
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As ...
49953 There was an old man who lived by a forest. As ...
A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put ...
47507 A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put ...
A married man was having an affair with his sec...
45889 A married man was having an affair with his sec...
I want to try translating an Iraqi joke to Engl...
45759 I want to try translating an Iraqi joke to Engl...
America seems to have successfully prevented a ...
44093 America seems to have successfully prevented a ...
2020, May
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him,...
54721 A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him,...
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he ask...
49044 A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he ask...
My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn.
47537 My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn.
The president is walking out of the White House...
44353 The president is walking out of the White House...
How do you turn a pussy into an asshole?
44385 How do you turn a pussy into an asshole?
Hey girl, are you a cop?
44174 Hey girl, are you a cop?
Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the...
42454 Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the...
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost...
41487 A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost...
‌‌I j‌‌ust d‌‌iscovered t‌‌hat ...
40377 ‌‌I j‌‌ust d‌‌iscovered t‌‌hat ...
Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy. I...
39896 Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy. I...
2020, April
An attractive young woman on a flight from Irel...
59600 An attractive young woman on a flight from Irel...
A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital...
59512 A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital...
The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors
50978 The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors
I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with he...
48199 I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with he...
Funny how things are still tagged NSFW
46076 Funny how things are still tagged NSFW
My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office ...
45930 My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office ...
My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexua...
44257 My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexua...
Two engineers were standing at the base of a fl...
44034 Two engineers were standing at the base of a fl...
They told me i wouldn’t be good at poetry bec...
43674 They told me i wouldn’t be good at poetry bec...
6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 ea...
43458 6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 ea...
2020, March
This shutdown is bad for everyone in the servic...
67791 This shutdown is bad for everyone in the servic...
All countries eventually got coronavirus
54042 All countries eventually got coronavirus
Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan....
50916 Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan....
A woman, cranky because her husband was late co...
50406 A woman, cranky because her husband was late co...
99.9% of people are idiots.
44897 99.9% of people are idiots.
I really hope coronavirus can't spread through sex
44844 I really hope coronavirus can't spread through sex
What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?
44634 What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?
A woman joins a country club and when she hears...
42580 A woman joins a country club and when she hears...
Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
42491 Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
I guess China finally got what they want
42369 I guess China finally got what they want
2020, February
Sad News: The founder of /r/jokes has passed away
128899 Sad News: The founder of /r/jokes has passed away
There's love without sex and there's sex withou...
54999 There's love without sex and there's sex withou...
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look ...
48928 My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look ...
I got fired from my job because I kept asking m...
46423 I got fired from my job because I kept asking m...
Hello everyone! I'm a scientist and I am resear...
42676 Hello everyone! I'm a scientist and I am resear...
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the ...
41877 Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the ...
Today a girl kissed me
35995 Today a girl kissed me
On a plane is full of Redditors, a man starts h...
35756 On a plane is full of Redditors, a man starts h...
I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth today
35431 I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth today
I broke up with my girlfriend because she screa...
34752 I broke up with my girlfriend because she screa...
2020, January
A man accepts a job in a village with no women
48448 A man accepts a job in a village with no women
A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed wher...
41129 A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed wher...
Me: “Squirting isn’t real, right? It’s ju...
40801 Me: “Squirting isn’t real, right? It’s ju...
One day, Albert Einstein was on his way to a sc...
38993 One day, Albert Einstein was on his way to a sc...
Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.
38669 Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock...
38571 A woman is at home when she hears someone knock...
A guy takes up a new job.
35595 A guy takes up a new job.
See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad I w...
34986 See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad I w...
I proposed my russian girlfriend and she said yes
32213 I proposed my russian girlfriend and she said yes
An English couple decided to adopt a little Ger...
31766 An English couple decided to adopt a little Ger...