/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2021

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2021, December
what's the fastest way to get banned from r/con...
47277 what's the fastest way to get banned from r/con...
A Politician Dies And Has To Spend Just ONE Day...
31147 A Politician Dies And Has To Spend Just ONE Day...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an at...
25409 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an at...
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine wh...
25214 A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine wh...
A woman joins a country club, and when she hear...
24496 A woman joins a country club, and when she hear...
An Engineer accidentally goes to Hell instead o...
23636 An Engineer accidentally goes to Hell instead o...
There was an old professor who started every cl...
23049 There was an old professor who started every cl...
My wife said if this gets 100 upvotes we can tr...
20025 My wife said if this gets 100 upvotes we can tr...
If I could have sex with any person on the planet
19866 If I could have sex with any person on the planet
My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3yea...
19419 My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3yea...
2021, November
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant p...
40787 Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant p...
My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at h...
30780 My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at h...
Can we ban "yo mama" jokes from this sub? They'...
21828 Can we ban "yo mama" jokes from this sub? They'...
James Bond walks into a bar
21576 James Bond walks into a bar
Donald Trump is in Berlin for his first state v...
21093 Donald Trump is in Berlin for his first state v...
The King of France, The King of England and The...
20283 The King of France, The King of England and The...
Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank...
20266 Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank...
My wife said to me "If I ever get Alzheimer's I...
20073 My wife said to me "If I ever get Alzheimer's I...
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard...
20067 A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard...
A man and a woman who had never met before, but...
19571 A man and a woman who had never met before, but...
2021, October
Asked a Chick, “If I washed my dick would you...
23998 Asked a Chick, “If I washed my dick would you...
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. T...
20304 An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. T...
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85.
19200 When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85.
My wife was dying…
18507 My wife was dying…
Guy breaks into a house and finds a married cou...
17819 Guy breaks into a house and finds a married cou...
A Nun walks into Hooters
17552 A Nun walks into Hooters
Just a reminder to be careful when telling joke...
17481 Just a reminder to be careful when telling joke...
A gunman stops a driver driving through a scary...
16982 A gunman stops a driver driving through a scary...
How many Karens does it take to screw in a ligh...
16282 How many Karens does it take to screw in a ligh...
Without Arabs, we wouldn't have 9/11.
16063 Without Arabs, we wouldn't have 9/11.
2021, September
As a preteen, all I wanted was a girlfriend wit...
29068 As a preteen, all I wanted was a girlfriend wit...
In Britain we call it a "lift" but Americans ca...
25340 In Britain we call it a "lift" but Americans ca...
To all the teachers who said I would be nothing...
24812 To all the teachers who said I would be nothing...
One night I asked my Scottish friend how many s...
23173 One night I asked my Scottish friend how many s...
The lesbian couple living next door were gettin...
22509 The lesbian couple living next door were gettin...
What's the difference between the Taliban and T...
22312 What's the difference between the Taliban and T...
What do you call an Arab who has been injured i...
22313 What do you call an Arab who has been injured i...
Boobs are like the sun
21680 Boobs are like the sun
Why are murders in Kentucky so hard to solve?
20449 Why are murders in Kentucky so hard to solve?
A man decided to tattoo his wife's name on his ...
20257 A man decided to tattoo his wife's name on his ...
2021, August
A man obsessed with trains finally steals one a...
48852 A man obsessed with trains finally steals one a...
What does sex and the U.S. Military have in com...
39835 What does sex and the U.S. Military have in com...
A man’s walking home late at night when he se...
33285 A man’s walking home late at night when he se...
A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets ...
32442 A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets ...
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while...
30951 A housewife takes a lover during the day, while...
Day 317 without sex
25381 Day 317 without sex
So I was having sex with my girlfriend at her p...
25211 So I was having sex with my girlfriend at her p...
A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a hospital ...
25211 A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a hospital ...
“What’s your name, son?” a principal aske...
24966 “What’s your name, son?” a principal aske...
OnlyFans just announced that they will be getti...
24755 OnlyFans just announced that they will be getti...
2021, July
My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at h...
43838 My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at h...
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen tab...
36170 I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen tab...
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a hitma...
34336 A man walks into a bar and sits next to a hitma...
As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him ...
32495 As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him ...
A married man was having an affair with his sec...
31877 A married man was having an affair with his sec...
A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deter...
31215 A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deter...
I was fucking my wife last night ( NSFW )
30667 I was fucking my wife last night ( NSFW )
One day, a wife came home early and found her h...
29695 One day, a wife came home early and found her h...
I asked my girlfriend to dress up as my favouri...
29237 I asked my girlfriend to dress up as my favouri...
Why did the non-binary prospector move West in ...
28300 Why did the non-binary prospector move West in ...
2021, June
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant p...
48855 Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant p...
I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with he...
32720 I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with he...
Went for a walk with my new girlfriend
31949 Went for a walk with my new girlfriend
As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me wh...
30836 As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me wh...
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look ...
28620 My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look ...
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they al...
28031 A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they al...
How can you tell if a Redditor isn't a native E...
27243 How can you tell if a Redditor isn't a native E...
A Computer Science student at MIT showed up at ...
26108 A Computer Science student at MIT showed up at ...
You have to be born in the 1940's and been a te...
25682 You have to be born in the 1940's and been a te...
There's this old priest who got sick of all the...
24705 There's this old priest who got sick of all the...
2021, May
Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They...
58464 Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They...
While walking down the street one day, a senato...
34919 While walking down the street one day, a senato...
What did the Reddit user say after setting off ...
33381 What did the Reddit user say after setting off ...
A man decided to join a monastery where you wer...
29075 A man decided to join a monastery where you wer...
A king suspected that his queen was being unfai...
28407 A king suspected that his queen was being unfai...
“Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That’s because ...
27562 “Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That’s because ...
Satan arrives to welcome a new damned soul to h...
25706 Satan arrives to welcome a new damned soul to h...
Dr. Mike had sex with one of his patients and f...
25326 Dr. Mike had sex with one of his patients and f...
A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and ...
24306 A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and ...
We should have a TV show where illegal immigran...
24189 We should have a TV show where illegal immigran...
2021, April
My Jewish friend says this is a non-offensive H...
45202 My Jewish friend says this is a non-offensive H...
Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only s...
44960 Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only s...
It must be hard for people learning to spell in...
32668 It must be hard for people learning to spell in...
[NSFW] My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had i...
31414 [NSFW] My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had i...
A Boob, a Vagina and an Asshole are debating
31146 A Boob, a Vagina and an Asshole are debating
Are you Blonde?
29559 Are you Blonde?
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 ca...
28816 Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 ca...
My wife says we should split up because I keep ...
28368 My wife says we should split up because I keep ...
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman's Boob
28329 A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman's Boob
What’s the difference between a Pakistani ele...
27796 What’s the difference between a Pakistani ele...
2021, March
Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisi...
46128 Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisi...
Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:
40425 Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:
A girl tells her mother after school ‘Mum, I ...
33830 A girl tells her mother after school ‘Mum, I ...
What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do y...
33470 What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do y...
My Crush just sneezed and I accidentally said "...
32315 My Crush just sneezed and I accidentally said "...
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into ...
30817 An infinite number of mathematicians walk into ...
A good percentage of my friends are Nazis
29118 A good percentage of my friends are Nazis
Alright guys, the Suez Canal jokes are getting ...
29077 Alright guys, the Suez Canal jokes are getting ...
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
28022 How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and D...
27556 I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and D...
2021, February
My girlfriend broke up with me for being too â€...
36644 My girlfriend broke up with me for being too â€...
English to become the official European language
35120 English to become the official European language
While in China, an American man is sexually pro...
33593 While in China, an American man is sexually pro...
Superman is out flying and sees wonder woman na...
33032 Superman is out flying and sees wonder woman na...
A Nazi walks into a bar
33002 A Nazi walks into a bar
Had a girl try to choke me during sex recently.
30863 Had a girl try to choke me during sex recently.
A German girl married a Spanish man
30657 A German girl married a Spanish man
A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69i...
29215 A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69i...
My sex life is like COVID-19.
28336 My sex life is like COVID-19.
"Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
27490 "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
2021, January
Why did it take the police so long to show up t...
69569 Why did it take the police so long to show up t...
What's the difference between the US Capitol an...
56416 What's the difference between the US Capitol an...
COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seri...
47699 COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seri...
A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were t...
43043 A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were t...
My sister came up with this. What begins with a...
39173 My sister came up with this. What begins with a...
My wife said to me "If I ever get Alzheimers I ...
36633 My wife said to me "If I ever get Alzheimers I ...
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager ...
36283 I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager ...
What has 6 balls and fucks all the poor people?
36248 What has 6 balls and fucks all the poor people?
How many cops does it take to push a black man ...
35733 How many cops does it take to push a black man ...
It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christiani...
33187 It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christiani...