/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2022

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2022, December
Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza b...
28660 Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza b...
What do you call Andrew Tate in a Romanian prison?
28380 What do you call Andrew Tate in a Romanian prison?
A Chinese guy and a Jewish guy are drinking at ...
24688 A Chinese guy and a Jewish guy are drinking at ...
A lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the ...
22817 A lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the ...
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't p...
18368 The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't p...
What did Texans use for heat before the advent ...
18248 What did Texans use for heat before the advent ...
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise,...
17654 The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise,...
An atheist dies and goes to hell
16787 An atheist dies and goes to hell
What do you call an IQ of 160 in the marines?
16204 What do you call an IQ of 160 in the marines?
A burglar breaks into a house. He begins to sea...
15500 A burglar breaks into a house. He begins to sea...
2022, November
An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, you...
48380 An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, you...
Four cannibals apply for a job in a big corpora...
34783 Four cannibals apply for a job in a big corpora...
Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap...
28192 Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap...
Voting is a lot like driving
24485 Voting is a lot like driving
I just found my wife has a Tinder profile and I...
23616 I just found my wife has a Tinder profile and I...
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant p...
23155 Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant p...
A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse f...
22869 A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse f...
A guy driving a Kia.
22265 A guy driving a Kia.
A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small s...
22120 A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small s...
A politician dies
21938 A politician dies
2022, October
8 years ago today, I shared the worst joke I ev...
56956 8 years ago today, I shared the worst joke I ev...
Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller....
29008 Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller....
Donald Trump finds a magic lamp. He rubs it, an...
27183 Donald Trump finds a magic lamp. He rubs it, an...
Vladimir Putin was being briefed by one of his ...
21703 Vladimir Putin was being briefed by one of his ...
A Chinese doctor can't find a job in an America...
21686 A Chinese doctor can't find a job in an America...
The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretiv...
21024 The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretiv...
The Doctor tells me I can play with myself when...
20800 The Doctor tells me I can play with myself when...
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfrie...
20025 I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfrie...
What did the man with the average size penis sa...
19650 What did the man with the average size penis sa...
Judas: Hey Jesus, you coming to the last supper?
18642 Judas: Hey Jesus, you coming to the last supper?
2022, September
Why was my post removed?
30010 Why was my post removed?
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the sam...
26876 Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the sam...
I asked my wife why she married me.
26879 I asked my wife why she married me.
While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museu...
23335 While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museu...
A pilot accidentally left on the intercom and w...
22506 A pilot accidentally left on the intercom and w...
My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire is.
22174 My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire is.
I hired a transgender prostitute
21883 I hired a transgender prostitute
AITA? I bought my coworker chicken avocado inst...
21697 AITA? I bought my coworker chicken avocado inst...
A priest, a lawyer and an engineer are to be gu...
21546 A priest, a lawyer and an engineer are to be gu...
What’s the best Chuck Norris joke you’ve ev...
21085 What’s the best Chuck Norris joke you’ve ev...
2022, August
How many Trump supporters does it take to chang...
43962 How many Trump supporters does it take to chang...
I taught my kids about democracy tonight by hav...
42085 I taught my kids about democracy tonight by hav...
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
37145 Having homosexual parents must be terrible
If you take the first two letters of the title ...
36658 If you take the first two letters of the title ...
A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husb...
36584 A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husb...
A man is on a street corner in Moscow yelling â...
27091 A man is on a street corner in Moscow yelling â...
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the...
25000 A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the...
My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at h...
23308 My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at h...
Breaking News Trump’s personal library just b...
22000 Breaking News Trump’s personal library just b...
A feminist told me about the "Dwayne Johnson Ru...
21487 A feminist told me about the "Dwayne Johnson Ru...
2022, July
A man at my wife’s workplace has been sexuall...
37210 A man at my wife’s workplace has been sexuall...
simulation of monkey pressing button
28218 simulation of monkey pressing button
Millennial old folks homes are gonna be awesome!
26345 Millennial old folks homes are gonna be awesome!
How many trans women does it take to screw in a...
24054 How many trans women does it take to screw in a...
My wife FINALLY agreed to a Star Wars role play...
22483 My wife FINALLY agreed to a Star Wars role play...
What is a Karen called in Europe?
22364 What is a Karen called in Europe?
One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. ...
22338 One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. ...
I only believe 12.5% of the Bible
21568 I only believe 12.5% of the Bible
A woman was on the way to winning $100,000 on a...
21276 A woman was on the way to winning $100,000 on a...
A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog a...
20150 A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog a...
2022, June
Donald Trump was asked " what is 2+2"??
43711 Donald Trump was asked " what is 2+2"??
Finally, a blonde joke I haven’t heard before…
22925 Finally, a blonde joke I haven’t heard before…
Inflation in the US is so bad right now that…
20655 Inflation in the US is so bad right now that…
A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 yea...
20052 A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 yea...
China has now banned any military personnel to ...
18969 China has now banned any military personnel to ...
A man walks in a bar and sees a jar full of 100...
17579 A man walks in a bar and sees a jar full of 100...
What is a Pirate's favorite letter?
17457 What is a Pirate's favorite letter?
A trucker who has been out on the road for two ...
16772 A trucker who has been out on the road for two ...
What's the difference between a Taliban trainin...
16720 What's the difference between a Taliban trainin...
My dad told me people shouldn't get ribbons jus...
16178 My dad told me people shouldn't get ribbons jus...
2022, May
How many Texas cops does it take to save childr...
34003 How many Texas cops does it take to save childr...
My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans
28465 My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans
If you only sucked average sized penises
27208 If you only sucked average sized penises
A domestic abuser, a klansmen, and a murderer w...
26648 A domestic abuser, a klansmen, and a murderer w...
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 year...
24499 Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 year...
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the chi...
23596 What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the chi...
I think the reason that schools are so dangerou...
23056 I think the reason that schools are so dangerou...
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A home...
22123 The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A home...
A girl once asked me if I was a breast or legs guy
19092 A girl once asked me if I was a breast or legs guy
So Hitler dies and meets God...
18035 So Hitler dies and meets God...
2022, April
We should have a TV show where illegal immigran...
34869 We should have a TV show where illegal immigran...
A lesbian named Linda went to the beach. She un...
32718 A lesbian named Linda went to the beach. She un...
I am getting so sick of millennials and their a...
29534 I am getting so sick of millennials and their a...
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons h...
28118 The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons h...
The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, ...
26232 The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, ...
A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before...
25412 A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before...
A young boy says to his father "Dad, our maths ...
25296 A young boy says to his father "Dad, our maths ...
I paid a homeless man $1 for this joke.
24907 I paid a homeless man $1 for this joke.
My L‌‌esbian n‌‌eighbours E‌‌va aâ€...
24043 My L‌‌esbian n‌‌eighbours E‌‌va aâ€...
I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and...
23999 I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and...
2022, March
A man went into the confessional and said to hi...
33523 A man went into the confessional and said to hi...
A married man was having an affair with his Nym...
29995 A married man was having an affair with his Nym...
What's the difference between Republicans and U...
29062 What's the difference between Republicans and U...
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on ...
27351 A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on ...
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As...
26840 A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As...
I was in a job interview today when the manager...
26772 I was in a job interview today when the manager...
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile...
26246 A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile...
A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didnâ...
26060 A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didnâ...
Vladimir Putin suffers a heart attack amidst th...
24048 Vladimir Putin suffers a heart attack amidst th...
A Dirty Joke from the 14th Century
23241 A Dirty Joke from the 14th Century
2022, February
In 2017, Trump went to meet Vladimir Putin in M...
36131 In 2017, Trump went to meet Vladimir Putin in M...
Putin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air ...
34694 Putin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air ...
Guide for Russian troops: How to identify Ukrai...
31773 Guide for Russian troops: How to identify Ukrai...
President Putin and his driver were on their wa...
31036 President Putin and his driver were on their wa...
Did you hear that the US bobsled team put Donal...
27751 Did you hear that the US bobsled team put Donal...
Steve with 25 inch Long penis to God : I can’...
24392 Steve with 25 inch Long penis to God : I can’...
a teenage boy keeps depositing one million doll...
24363 a teenage boy keeps depositing one million doll...
A woman walks into a bank to deposit $100,000 i...
23918 A woman walks into a bank to deposit $100,000 i...
So there was this assassin that charged $10,000...
23730 So there was this assassin that charged $10,000...
Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spe...
23503 Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spe...
2022, January
Antiwork did an interview on Fox News to try to...
43400 Antiwork did an interview on Fox News to try to...
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he ask...
30735 A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he ask...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she hear...
29116 A woman was in bed with her lover when she hear...
I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtl...
26653 I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtl...
What's the first thing you do after sex?
25695 What's the first thing you do after sex?
23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.
25679 23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.
Rumour got round that the bear kept a list of a...
25334 Rumour got round that the bear kept a list of a...
A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets ...
24996 A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets ...
My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-s...
24496 My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-s...
A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd ...
23598 A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd ...