/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2023
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2023, December
6438 A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses ...
4548 Three friends decided to bet each other 100 dol...
3766 A married couple and a single man are stranded ...
3622 A woman cheats on her husband after years of ha...
2926 A blond is having trouble selling her car…
2896 A man and his girlfriend were getting undressed...
2827 If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then this has...
2823 Let’s Pretend We’re Married
2594 A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a...
2364 A magician was working on a cruise ship.
2023, November
6039 An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, you...
3946 Professor X asks a girl
3455 Three guys are walking through the woods when t...
3412 The day after his wife disappeared in a kayakin...
3339 This blonde decides one day that she is sick an...
2976 Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date th...
2945 A waiter takes an order from a customer who ask...
2918 A guy sees a sign in front of a house that says...
2914 A judge calls opposing council into his chamber...
2722 A Mormon and the Irishman are on a plane
2023, October
9824 A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears ...
5743 My pastor told this during a sermon once and it...
5242 A woman comes home early, and finds her husband...
4965 A Gynaecologist had become fed up with malpract...
4969 A 70 year old man goes into a brothel. He picks...
4868 As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his sho...
4311 A pianist was hired to play background music fo...
4281 A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedr...
3557 The CEO of a company was in need of a secretary
3433 A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is dri...
2023, September
14881 The other night I was invited out for a night w...
9351 An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, you...
8160 My grandfather told me this one not long before...
7142 A good looking man walked into an agent's offic...
7026 One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom sha...
6392 A 60 year millionaires is getting married. His ...
6322 Blonde Wife
6048 Putin decreed that all time zones in Russia be ...
4275 A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and aske...
4232 A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $1...
2023, August
10734 Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisi...
10660 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber...
8240 A lawyer’s wife died. At her grave, everyone ...
8136 A woman, cranky because her husband was late co...
6769 A small town lawyer called his first witness to...
6518 First golf joke I’ve heard less than 1,000,00...
6379 A German man walks into a McDonald's in the Uni...
5986 Free Sex w every fill up.
5935 A perfectly normal couple has a baby, but, very...
5737 A WW2 joke I heard recently
2023, July
12799 A man walks out to the street and catches a tax...
9514 Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12!
7701 I got in line to watch Oppenheimer around lunch...
7507 A general, a colonel and a major were having a ...
7436 The boss started to notice that one of his empl...
6375 A man answered an ad that read "Hiring welders ...
6324 Barack & The Donald go to the barber…
6071 After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a...
5850 Dad had the opportunity to buy his medications ...
5579 I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen tab...
2023, June
26913 One sinking sub is called The Titan, what do yo...
24344 Reddit is killing third-party applications (and...
17193 When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would hav...
12652 Seriously? Gay jokes during Pride Month?
11250 As part of the merger, the PGA will control hol...
10569 The husband leans over and asks his wife "Do yo...
10532 NSFW A teacher asked her class if anyone could ...
10261 There was an old professor who started every cl...
9343 A guy walks into a bar in Mexico, and sees a si...
8877 A man is walking home late at night when he see...
2023, May
19428 A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $1...
16118 A woman was in bed with her lover when she hear...
15323 A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he ask...
12804 Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we ...
12783 A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing.
11182 Iris‌‌h daughte‌‌r ha‌‌d no‌‌t ...
11162 A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
10857 The military is cutting staff and decide to get...
9980 An eight year old girl went to the office with ...
9908 A dirty joke told by 85yo grandpa to the whole ...
2023, April
24120 They say Donald Trump was charged with crimes t...
23220 While in China, an American man is very sexuall...
18732 My wife said we could each have 3 hall passes. ...
16486 Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at th...
14252 On day six of the Creation, God announced to hi...
13956 A wife was cleaning their 12-year-old son’s b...
12645 A 7 year old & 4 year old are in their bedroom....
12449 A 70 year old man goes into a brothel. He picks...
12019 A man with a great dane and a man with a Chihua...
11072 I think we should stop turning normal names lik...
2023, March
25904 I love "technically true" jokes, like:
22872 Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date th...
18783 Why do Americans fish with a gun?
16917 Why are gay men so stylish?
16659 My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the ...
16657 What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?
16451 My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and t...
16144 What did the Indian kid say to his parents when...
15031 Why do depressed people give the best head?
14392 Why are the pyramids in Egypt?
2023, February
26830 Reviews for Hogwarts Legacy are coming in.
23553 My 7 year old son came in from school today and...
21416 What weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallo...
20612 Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star pl...
19357 "What's your name, son?" The principal asked hi...
16904 What does 007’s doorbell sounds like?
16589 I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for h...
16119 Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal...
15587 I came home really drunk last night and my wife...
15332 "Who's Sisyphus?" she asks. You begin to respon...
2023, January
32690 A woman, cranky because her husband was late co...
31092 A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
27732 Harold got in bed, kissed his lovely wife, and ...
26591 A man who’d just died is delivered to a local...
26027 Everyone asked a 100-year-old man and his 98-ye...
21456 A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapistâ...
20434 Call me a racist if you want, but south of the ...
20242 Andrew Tate says his Romanian jail is infested ...
18009 My wife was incredibly mad when she found out I...
16818 "Dad, can I borrow $10 worth of bitcoin?"
