/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2024

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2024, September
I bet my girlfriend oral sex that she couldn’t ...
12475 I bet my girlfriend oral sex that she couldn’t ...
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surge...
10589 A sexually active woman tells her plastic surge...
I uninstalled Facebook as I got depressed seein...
8765 I uninstalled Facebook as I got depressed seein...
A man walks onto the campus of Yale University....
8568 A man walks onto the campus of Yale University....
A woman I slept with told me I had the biggest ...
7258 A woman I slept with told me I had the biggest ...
A 60 year old millionaire got married with a 20...
6556 A 60 year old millionaire got married with a 20...
A woman breaks up with a man with a small penis...
6018 A woman breaks up with a man with a small penis...
I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot.
5808 I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot.
A woman with a big vagina  is lying back at the...
5580 A woman with a big vagina is lying back at the...
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
5331 I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
2024, August
A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the pr...
9809 A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the pr...
A man walks into a bar and says "4 drinks please"
6844 A man walks into a bar and says "4 drinks please"
My wife left me because she said I'm too insecure.
5713 My wife left me because she said I'm too insecure.
A sign in a restaurant window reads, "If you or...
4978 A sign in a restaurant window reads, "If you or...
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedr...
4673 A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedr...
My wife calls me a "sex machine".
4070 My wife calls me a "sex machine".
My wife absolutely hates it when our next door ...
3378 My wife absolutely hates it when our next door ...
He gently slid her panties to one side...
3317 He gently slid her panties to one side...
The CEO calls a young employee into his office.
3312 The CEO calls a young employee into his office.
I was standing at the bar in an International A...
3248 I was standing at the bar in an International A...
2024, July
A soldier shows up for military training but re...
3904 A soldier shows up for military training but re...
I was leaving the office the other day when I f...
2763 I was leaving the office the other day when I f...
A man was in the bedroom waiting for his wife i...
2535 A man was in the bedroom waiting for his wife i...
What do the minimum wage and the age of consent...
2534 What do the minimum wage and the age of consent...
A man running late for his once in a lifetime d...
2388 A man running late for his once in a lifetime d...
A man asks his doctor for advice on his prematu...
2321 A man asks his doctor for advice on his prematu...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for...
2316 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for...
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively...
2095 Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively...
A good looking cowboy (C) is approached by a pr...
1979 A good looking cowboy (C) is approached by a pr...
Found my gf’s sister alone at my gf’s house …
1973 Found my gf’s sister alone at my gf’s house …
2024, June
An old man is at passport control in Paris. He ...
4651 An old man is at passport control in Paris. He ...
Four men are in a hospital because their wives ...
4610 Four men are in a hospital because their wives ...
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked th...
4299 During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked th...
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana an...
3234 A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana an...
Learned this one in elementary school and I sti...
3121 Learned this one in elementary school and I sti...
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she...
3090 A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she...
A man who owned a sausage factory was showing h...
3080 A man who owned a sausage factory was showing h...
On the first day of Trevor's freshman year in c...
2953 On the first day of Trevor's freshman year in c...
A teen boy is buying a pack of condoms for the ...
2915 A teen boy is buying a pack of condoms for the ...
A stockbroker walks past a girl selling lemonade
2806 A stockbroker walks past a girl selling lemonade
2024, May
Guy dies and finds himself standing in front of...
7222 Guy dies and finds himself standing in front of...
A an army Colonel is newly assigned command of ...
7067 A an army Colonel is newly assigned command of ...
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wif...
5729 A man returns from the doctor and tells his wif...
Joke I heard a few weeks ago but couldn't find ...
4789 Joke I heard a few weeks ago but couldn't find ...
Guy goes into a brothel...
4652 Guy goes into a brothel...
This is my favourite joke:
4323 This is my favourite joke:
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Redneck walk int...
4246 An Irishman, an Italian, and a Redneck walk int...
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are g...
3940 A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are g...
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and w...
3815 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and w...
Whenever Little Johnny's parents wanted some "a...
3803 Whenever Little Johnny's parents wanted some "a...
2024, April
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50t...
12335 A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50t...
A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need...
12119 A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need...
Two idiots decided that they weren't going anyw...
9318 Two idiots decided that they weren't going anyw...
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at th...
8604 Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at th...
Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12!
6859 Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12!
A young man comes to the confessional: "Forgive...
5897 A young man comes to the confessional: "Forgive...
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so...
5693 A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so...
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony...
5360 A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony...
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelr...
5339 An older, white haired man walked into a jewelr...
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,...
4988 By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,...
2024, March
The doc told him that masturbating before sex o...
7626 The doc told him that masturbating before sex o...
took my wife to a swingers club. ( copied from ...
6448 took my wife to a swingers club. ( copied from ...
A young blonde girl from California in her late...
4912 A young blonde girl from California in her late...
Steve dies and goes to Heaven, where St Peter i...
4463 Steve dies and goes to Heaven, where St Peter i...
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next t...
4134 A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next t...
I once hooked up with a Japanese porn star...
3993 I once hooked up with a Japanese porn star...
Three engineers and three accountants are trave...
3944 Three engineers and three accountants are trave...
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Reme...
3755 A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Reme...
A group of Boeing employees are sitting on a pl...
3609 A group of Boeing employees are sitting on a pl...
There was a man who had 3 girlfriends
3509 There was a man who had 3 girlfriends
2024, February
Scientists removed the left half of a man’s bra...
6915 Scientists removed the left half of a man’s bra...
A gay couple, was feeling hot n bothered on a p...
4669 A gay couple, was feeling hot n bothered on a p...
A 70 year old man goes into a brothel. He picks...
4071 A 70 year old man goes into a brothel. He picks...
On his deathbed, an old Jew says to his wife.....
3900 On his deathbed, an old Jew says to his wife.....
A secret agent is sent to Ireland to deliver a ...
3070 A secret agent is sent to Ireland to deliver a ...
How many Germans does it take to change a light...
2915 How many Germans does it take to change a light...
My wife and I sat down with our son and I said…
2882 My wife and I sat down with our son and I said…
A German buys a train ticket
2855 A German buys a train ticket
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super B...
2829 A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super B...
My girlfriend is turning 32 soon...
2519 My girlfriend is turning 32 soon...
2024, January
A milkman is dying in the hospital
3980 A milkman is dying in the hospital
A cop found class A drugs on me.
3588 A cop found class A drugs on me.
An FBI agent tells a Montana rancher, 'I need t...
2934 An FBI agent tells a Montana rancher, 'I need t...
A professor travels to Africa to live with a pr...
2874 A professor travels to Africa to live with a pr...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber...
2552 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber...
A woman comes home to find her husband in bed w...
2458 A woman comes home to find her husband in bed w...
Five pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders...
2448 Five pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders...
A married couple became famous for not having a...
2423 A married couple became famous for not having a...
In Soviet Russia, an American spy tries to blen...
2413 In Soviet Russia, an American spy tries to blen...
A soldier returns home to his wife after a year...
2358 A soldier returns home to his wife after a year...