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Jokes 2023
2024, August
9809 A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the pr...
6844 A man walks into a bar and says "4 drinks please"
5713 My wife left me because she said I'm too insecure.
4978 A sign in a restaurant window reads, "If you or...
4673 A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedr...
4070 My wife calls me a "sex machine".
3378 My wife absolutely hates it when our next door ...
3317 He gently slid her panties to one side...
3312 The CEO calls a young employee into his office.
3248 I was standing at the bar in an International A...
2024, July
3904 A soldier shows up for military training but re...
2763 I was leaving the office the other day when I f...
2535 A man was in the bedroom waiting for his wife i...
2534 What do the minimum wage and the age of consent...
2388 A man running late for his once in a lifetime d...
2321 A man asks his doctor for advice on his prematu...
2316 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for...
2095 Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively...
1979 A good looking cowboy (C) is approached by a pr...
1973 Found my gf’s sister alone at my gf’s house …
2024, June
4651 An old man is at passport control in Paris. He ...
4610 Four men are in a hospital because their wives ...
4299 During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked th...
3234 A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana an...
3121 Learned this one in elementary school and I sti...
3090 A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she...
3080 A man who owned a sausage factory was showing h...
2953 On the first day of Trevor's freshman year in c...
2915 A teen boy is buying a pack of condoms for the ...
2806 A stockbroker walks past a girl selling lemonade
2024, May
7222 Guy dies and finds himself standing in front of...
7067 A an army Colonel is newly assigned command of ...
5729 A man returns from the doctor and tells his wif...
4789 Joke I heard a few weeks ago but couldn't find ...
4652 Guy goes into a brothel...
4323 This is my favourite joke:
4246 An Irishman, an Italian, and a Redneck walk int...
3940 A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are g...
3815 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and w...
3803 Whenever Little Johnny's parents wanted some "a...
2024, April
12335 A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50t...
12119 A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need...
9318 Two idiots decided that they weren't going anyw...
8604 Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at th...
6859 Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12!
5897 A young man comes to the confessional: "Forgive...
5693 A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so...
5360 A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony...
5339 An older, white haired man walked into a jewelr...
4988 By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,...
2024, March
7626 The doc told him that masturbating before sex o...
6448 took my wife to a swingers club. ( copied from ...
4912 A young blonde girl from California in her late...
4463 Steve dies and goes to Heaven, where St Peter i...
4134 A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next t...
3993 I once hooked up with a Japanese porn star...
3944 Three engineers and three accountants are trave...
3755 A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Reme...
3609 A group of Boeing employees are sitting on a pl...
3509 There was a man who had 3 girlfriends
2024, February
6915 Scientists removed the left half of a man’s bra...
4669 A gay couple, was feeling hot n bothered on a p...
4071 A 70 year old man goes into a brothel. He picks...
3900 On his deathbed, an old Jew says to his wife.....
3070 A secret agent is sent to Ireland to deliver a ...
2915 How many Germans does it take to change a light...
2882 My wife and I sat down with our son and I said…
2855 A German buys a train ticket
2829 A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super B...
2519 My girlfriend is turning 32 soon...
2024, January
3980 A milkman is dying in the hospital
3588 A cop found class A drugs on me.
2934 An FBI agent tells a Montana rancher, 'I need t...
2874 A professor travels to Africa to live with a pr...
2552 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber...
2458 A woman comes home to find her husband in bed w...
2448 Five pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders...
2423 A married couple became famous for not having a...
2413 In Soviet Russia, an American spy tries to blen...
2358 A soldier returns home to his wife after a year...
