/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2025

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2025, March

I got home and caught my girlfriend using fruit...

6589 I got home and caught my girlfriend using fruit...

I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. ...

5493 I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. ...

I was having sex with twins and my friend asked...

4758 I was having sex with twins and my friend asked...

I called my favorite phone sex operator yesterd...

4520 I called my favorite phone sex operator yesterd...

What’s the difference between a casual dinner p...

4157 What’s the difference between a casual dinner p...

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...

4148 A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...

The first Jewish president is elected in the Un...

4025 The first Jewish president is elected in the Un...

A deaf girl jerked me off once.

3374 A deaf girl jerked me off once.

A man waddles in to see the doctor, and says "D...

3320 A man waddles in to see the doctor, and says "D...

Overheard Two Ladies Talking - One said I'm get...

3221 Overheard Two Ladies Talking - One said I'm get...

2025, February

For the past 27 years I've received a Valentine...

6398 For the past 27 years I've received a Valentine...

Girlfriend just made $100.25 by selling blowjob...

4844 Girlfriend just made $100.25 by selling blowjob...

I lost my virginity for a dollar

4329 I lost my virginity for a dollar

A man every time he smokes, he always smokes 2 ...

4182 A man every time he smokes, he always smokes 2 ...

My first day in prison I was so nervous getting...

3905 My first day in prison I was so nervous getting...

Oh, So you didn't like my joke about ghosts hav...

3804 Oh, So you didn't like my joke about ghosts hav...

Just watched legally blonde and my girlfriend a...

3729 Just watched legally blonde and my girlfriend a...

I took my 8 year-old daughter to the office on ...

3379 I took my 8 year-old daughter to the office on ...

AI is getting so advanced that soon it’ll be ab...

2872 AI is getting so advanced that soon it’ll be ab...

One day god is making people when he realises h...

2765 One day god is making people when he realises h...

2025, January

The woman decided to divorce her husband and hi...

4914 The woman decided to divorce her husband and hi...

Yesterday i saw a hot prostitute, stopped the c...

4817 Yesterday i saw a hot prostitute, stopped the c...

When I was 17 my conservative Christian parents...

4506 When I was 17 my conservative Christian parents...

My wife is already thinking ahead and asked me ...

4221 My wife is already thinking ahead and asked me ...

So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short...

4209 So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short...

I heard the Canadian Prime Minister resigned.

4067 I heard the Canadian Prime Minister resigned.

What do you call children born in a whore house?

3649 What do you call children born in a whore house?

Dog walks into an employment agency and says in...

3616 Dog walks into an employment agency and says in...

If someone calls you fat , just ignore them.

3167 If someone calls you fat , just ignore them.

Do you have a Vagina?

3159 Do you have a Vagina?