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Jokes 2024
2025, June
16925 A man and his girlfriend died and go to heaven
7747 A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the pr...
5344 Sophia just got married, and being a traditiona...
4924 Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain
4790 After 20 years of marriage, she finally turned ...
3293 A woman walks into a store and asks the clerk f...
3143 A Duck walks into a pub..
3027 An elderly couple in Downeast Maine are in bed ...
3026 As a woman was leaving the bank, she suddenly r...
2875 A woman at a diet club was lamenting the fact t...
2025, May
10624 A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter w...
7102 A man walks into a church confessional and says...
6990 My sex life is like a Ferrari.
5299 The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do y...
4428 I found my husband hanging from a rope in our b...
3897 Why are hurricanes commonly named after women?
3720 A woman says to her blonde friend...
3249 A woman comes home and finds a letter from her ...
2608 Amber Heard has given birth to twins.
2565 What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
2025, April
8569 Two statues were standing in the park, one, a n...
7308 The doctor told the man that mastrubating befor...
4939 I spent $300 on a limo and just found out the f...
3988 Religion is like having a penis
3959 Instead of going to college for four years and ...
3872 One time I farted so long that I was surprised ...
3246 A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he...
3005 Quickie?
2878 My girlfriend said „You only want one thing, an...
2876 A man asked his wife if she would get remarried.
2025, March
6589 I got home and caught my girlfriend using fruit...
5493 I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. ...
4758 I was having sex with twins and my friend asked...
4520 I called my favorite phone sex operator yesterd...
4157 What’s the difference between a casual dinner p...
4148 A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
4025 The first Jewish president is elected in the Un...
3374 A deaf girl jerked me off once.
3320 A man waddles in to see the doctor, and says "D...
3221 Overheard Two Ladies Talking - One said I'm get...
2025, February
6398 For the past 27 years I've received a Valentine...
4844 Girlfriend just made $100.25 by selling blowjob...
4329 I lost my virginity for a dollar
4182 A man every time he smokes, he always smokes 2 ...
3905 My first day in prison I was so nervous getting...
3804 Oh, So you didn't like my joke about ghosts hav...
3729 Just watched legally blonde and my girlfriend a...
3379 I took my 8 year-old daughter to the office on ...
2872 AI is getting so advanced that soon it’ll be ab...
2765 One day god is making people when he realises h...
2025, January
4914 The woman decided to divorce her husband and hi...
4817 Yesterday i saw a hot prostitute, stopped the c...
4506 When I was 17 my conservative Christian parents...
4221 My wife is already thinking ahead and asked me ...
4209 So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short...
4067 I heard the Canadian Prime Minister resigned.
3649 What do you call children born in a whore house?
3616 Dog walks into an employment agency and says in...
3167 If someone calls you fat , just ignore them.
3159 Do you have a Vagina?
