/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2026
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Jokes 2025
2026, July
7209 Hey Americans, want to hear a Belgian joke?
6492 Two Sikh men from India move to Texas, United S...
5433 A CEO visited his office and saw a man who was ...
4715 I met this girl the other night and she took me...
4041 As a 50 year old, I'm proud to say I'm regularl...
3665 Furious, I go to my private detective and say, ...
3655 My straight friend was complaining he couldn’t ...
3495 Patrick died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly.
3423 "Mummy, do people go to heaven feet first?"
3317 Notice in a doctor's surgery: To protect ?the p...
2026, June
8117 A prostitute says to a guy, "Hey baby, looking ...
7640 If Lesbians drive Subarus, what kind of car doe...
6532 A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of be...
6268 A German, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Brit a...
6121 During World War II, a German soldier, a Japane...
5917 After a long courtship, Tom finally marries his...
5878 A married man goes into the confessional and sa...
4668 One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
4322 A young man sits down at a barstool and orders ...
4326 My cousin posted two jokes on this sub, but the...
2026, May
11640 I took an elevator up to the 69th floor for a m...
7020 Guy pulls up to a gas station, and the attendan...
6689 A man is banging a married woman when suddenly ...
6243 4 beer company CEOs walked into a bar…
5518 This is the joke that supposedly got Groucho Ma...
5390 Cinderella is shipwrecked. She washes up on a b...
4936 A little girl asks her father, "Daddy, why don'...
4669 A wife desperately tries to prove to her husban...
4545 I have a weird fetish: I like to stick my penis...
4501 A man has been charged with SA and is having a ...
2026, April
7193 A Russian, an American, and a British admiral w...
4867 Three friends were bragging about who has the m...
4643 For a wedding gift a guy decides to tattoo his ...
4552 A time traveller goes back to ancient Rome and ...
4322 A woman is walking through the park when she se...
4152 Dave pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and ...
4052 Four types of orgasms
3887 A man goes to a prostitute.
3797 A guy goes in for a physical; the doctor asks a...
3701 A woman was getting her hair done at the salon ...
2026, March
5708 When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When ...
5499 My Wife came in to show me her new Bra from Vic...
5417 How do you attract a pervert? ( NSFW )
3342 I said to my son, "I need a battery so I can te...
3290 Chuck Norris died and went to heaven.
3120 An elderly Jewish man is on his deathbed. Summo...
3014 What's the best thing about a prostitute dying ...
3006 A humanities professor once asked me how I view...
2981 A young man goes into the drugstore to buy condoms
2941 I asked my best friend to be my wingman and boa...
2026, February
7026 An experiment
4651 Blondes on "who wants to be a millionaire"
4367 I got a call from a scammer yesterday.
4241 A truck driver used to amuse himself by running...
3201 While walking down the street one day a politic...
3184 A jealous husband to his wife: “Would you sleep...
3092 My wife just phoned me, and the conversation we...
2979 A radio show asked people to call in with words...
2934 there’s love without sex and there’s sex withou...
2826 English to become the official EU language
2026, January
6197 A woman Goes to buy parrot…the prices are $100 ...
4873 A man told his doctor he was afraid his wife wa...
4055 One day, a husband telephones his wife, but his...
3881 I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with he...
3724 Four brothers left home for college to become a...
3633 Do you know why boxers don't have sex the week ...
3594 A father is listening to his young daughter say...
3284 Everyone Knows Dave
3260 A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight ne...
3216 A guy finds an old lamp in the desert. He rubs ...
