/r/Jokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2026

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2026, April
A Russian, an American, and a British admiral w...
7193 A Russian, an American, and a British admiral w...
Three friends were bragging about who has the m...
4867 Three friends were bragging about who has the m...
For a wedding gift a guy decides to tattoo his ...
4643 For a wedding gift a guy decides to tattoo his ...
A time traveller goes back to ancient Rome and ...
4552 A time traveller goes back to ancient Rome and ...
A woman is walking through the park when she se...
4322 A woman is walking through the park when she se...
Dave pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and ...
4152 Dave pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and ...
Four types of orgasms
4052 Four types of orgasms
A man goes to a prostitute.
3887 A man goes to a prostitute.
A guy goes in for a physical; the doctor asks a...
3797 A guy goes in for a physical; the doctor asks a...
A woman was getting her hair done at the salon ...
3701 A woman was getting her hair done at the salon ...
2026, March
When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When ...
5708 When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When ...
My Wife came in to show me her new Bra from Vic...
5499 My Wife came in to show me her new Bra from Vic...
How do you attract a pervert? ( NSFW )
5417 How do you attract a pervert? ( NSFW )
I said to my son, "I need a battery so I can te...
3342 I said to my son, "I need a battery so I can te...
Chuck Norris died and went to heaven.
3290 Chuck Norris died and went to heaven.
An elderly Jewish man is on his deathbed. Summo...
3120 An elderly Jewish man is on his deathbed. Summo...
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying ...
3014 What's the best thing about a prostitute dying ...
A humanities professor once asked me how I view...
3006 A humanities professor once asked me how I view...
A young man goes into the drugstore to buy condoms
2981 A young man goes into the drugstore to buy condoms
I asked my best friend to be my wingman and boa...
2941 I asked my best friend to be my wingman and boa...
2026, February
An experiment
7026 An experiment
Blondes on "who wants to be a millionaire"
4651 Blondes on "who wants to be a millionaire"
I got a call from a scammer yesterday.
4367 I got a call from a scammer yesterday.
A truck driver used to amuse himself by running...
4241 A truck driver used to amuse himself by running...
While walking down the street one day a politic...
3201 While walking down the street one day a politic...
A jealous husband to his wife: “Would you sleep...
3184 A jealous husband to his wife: “Would you sleep...
My wife just phoned me, and the conversation we...
3092 My wife just phoned me, and the conversation we...
A radio show asked people to call in with words...
2979 A radio show asked people to call in with words...
there’s love without sex and there’s sex withou...
2934 there’s love without sex and there’s sex withou...
English to become the official EU language
2826 English to become the official EU language
2026, January
A woman Goes to buy parrot…the prices are $100 ...
6197 A woman Goes to buy parrot…the prices are $100 ...
A man told his doctor he was afraid his wife wa...
4873 A man told his doctor he was afraid his wife wa...
One day, a husband telephones his wife, but his...
4055 One day, a husband telephones his wife, but his...
I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with he...
3881 I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with he...
Four brothers left home for college to become a...
3724 Four brothers left home for college to become a...
Do you know why boxers don't have sex the week ...
3633 Do you know why boxers don't have sex the week ...
A father is listening to his young daughter say...
3594 A father is listening to his young daughter say...
Everyone Knows Dave
3284 Everyone Knows Dave
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight ne...
3260 A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight ne...
A guy finds an old lamp in the desert. He rubs ...
3216 A guy finds an old lamp in the desert. He rubs ...