/r/Justfuckmyshitup - top ten submissions for each month of 2018

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2018, December
a new species of neck beard
39374 a new species of neck beard
Lost a bet, and in turn my friends cut my hair....
24968 Lost a bet, and in turn my friends cut my hair....
"Gimme that Steven Seagal halloween mask look" ...
21269 "Gimme that Steven Seagal halloween mask look" ...
From homeless person to child predator
21152 From homeless person to child predator
This dude on CBS
19240 This dude on CBS
Gimme that spray on Dracula
15732 Gimme that spray on Dracula
Barber gimme that covfefe cut
14981 Barber gimme that covfefe cut
Can someone explain this
14608 Can someone explain this
From the Gucci IG page.
13776 From the Gucci IG page.
“Where are now when I need you?” Justin to ...
13731 “Where are now when I need you?” Justin to ...
2018, November
He needs to go back to jail
28648 He needs to go back to jail
This lady still wants to speak to the manager i...
14123 This lady still wants to speak to the manager i...
Let me get that 2 for 1 special
11217 Let me get that 2 for 1 special
Watching the darts on tv, this long beard-dread...
10433 Watching the darts on tv, this long beard-dread...
You ever seen Predator? Yeah that
9746 You ever seen Predator? Yeah that
Modern day rapper
9577 Modern day rapper
Shit's fucked up
9410 Shit's fucked up
yeah gimme the handprint
9342 yeah gimme the handprint
The blunder years... I'm a girl.
9290 The blunder years... I'm a girl.
John: I’ve got a hot date with a 13 year old....
9028 John: I’ve got a hot date with a 13 year old....
2018, October
You ever hit random on the character creator?
21560 You ever hit random on the character creator?
Why
18794 Why
This guy went to his master's thesis presentati...
17239 This guy went to his master's thesis presentati...
This absolute baller I saw on a hike
14809 This absolute baller I saw on a hike
“What’s the worst possible thing you can do...
13478 “What’s the worst possible thing you can do...
Can confirm, feel less shit about myself
13211 Can confirm, feel less shit about myself
Yeah...
13024 Yeah...
No let's talk about the hair
12986 No let's talk about the hair
Czech metro. I have no words.
12339 Czech metro. I have no words.
Give me that shoe polish look, Fam
12281 Give me that shoe polish look, Fam
2018, September
Found this rapper guy that stole my brothers lo...
25433 Found this rapper guy that stole my brothers lo...
Give me that "If Dubstep were a haircut" look.
18564 Give me that "If Dubstep were a haircut" look.
She must have a high IQ
18105 She must have a high IQ
My buddy’s stylist “do you want to try some...
14834 My buddy’s stylist “do you want to try some...
Give me that lopsided ballsack look
13509 Give me that lopsided ballsack look
This is my pal Guy. We call this cut the swordf...
13053 This is my pal Guy. We call this cut the swordf...
When your barber is a dog
12172 When your barber is a dog
Hair Helmet
11466 Hair Helmet
I don't even know anymore
11372 I don't even know anymore
Give me that Rastafarian Marge Simpson.
8140 Give me that Rastafarian Marge Simpson.
2018, August
New barber left me with a hard part Moses would...
31081 New barber left me with a hard part Moses would...
Not the worst one on this sub, but this is me a...
16332 Not the worst one on this sub, but this is me a...
I want to die a virgin. Say no more
15171 I want to die a virgin. Say no more
Remember when David Beckham lost his mind and g...
14590 Remember when David Beckham lost his mind and g...
I hope you guys are okay with IG reposts.
12788 I hope you guys are okay with IG reposts.
The salon made her pay $150
11438 The salon made her pay $150
Iowa State Fair Mullet Competition - For Real
10592 Iowa State Fair Mullet Competition - For Real
gimme that Rapunzel and Neymar had a baby look
10283 gimme that Rapunzel and Neymar had a baby look
“My spirit animal is a lizard” “Say no mo...
9174 “My spirit animal is a lizard” “Say no mo...
You ever saw that clump of hair that clogs the ...
9132 You ever saw that clump of hair that clogs the ...
2018, July
Tried to do a homemade bowl cut
48700 Tried to do a homemade bowl cut
He’s hungry
22421 He’s hungry
“Ever wanted someone to call you Daddy and ba...
21758 “Ever wanted someone to call you Daddy and ba...
"I hate sideburns.” “Say no more.”
20900 "I hate sideburns.” “Say no more.”
I have no words...
19384 I have no words...
Can the barber be charged with battery on this ...
18099 Can the barber be charged with battery on this ...
When you have a haircut appointment at 9 but yo...
13731 When you have a haircut appointment at 9 but yo...
I’ll take that LEGO look
13040 I’ll take that LEGO look
My cousin came home yesterday with this mess
12875 My cousin came home yesterday with this mess
Escaped inmate caught in the act of fucking his...
12757 Escaped inmate caught in the act of fucking his...
2018, June
“You know how your pencil eraser looks after ...
23416 “You know how your pencil eraser looks after ...
"You know what a ballsa-" "Say no more"
19082 "You know what a ballsa-" "Say no more"
Gimme that straw basket look
18549 Gimme that straw basket look
Got this fresh neckline while traveling in Peru
14890 Got this fresh neckline while traveling in Peru
"I want to make a complaint" - This Lady
10727 "I want to make a complaint" - This Lady
"Just f*** it right up man" "I got you"
10383 "Just f*** it right up man" "I got you"
From a Japanese hair salon
10256 From a Japanese hair salon
This is the reason people with straight hair sh...
10123 This is the reason people with straight hair sh...
Too soon?
9928 Too soon?
"Gimme that Hipster Merman." "I got you fam."
9663 "Gimme that Hipster Merman." "I got you fam."
2018, May
Gimme that Elvis caught in a vacuum cleaner.
16317 Gimme that Elvis caught in a vacuum cleaner.
Yeah, I don’t know either.
15622 Yeah, I don’t know either.
May I please have a galactic styled mullet?
14343 May I please have a galactic styled mullet?
Barbers should have some type of Hippocratic oa...
13772 Barbers should have some type of Hippocratic oa...
Give me that motivation to become a tech billio...
12810 Give me that motivation to become a tech billio...
Give me the Japanese donut
12390 Give me the Japanese donut
Sunny side up please
11530 Sunny side up please
The new "angled bob" according to this ladies h...
11389 The new "angled bob" according to this ladies h...
Coolio, I think it’s time to let it go.
10964 Coolio, I think it’s time to let it go.
Gimmie that used toothbrush look
9746 Gimmie that used toothbrush look
2018, April
"I need the worst possible style for my head sh...
29343 "I need the worst possible style for my head sh...
"I want to show off how much I hate guns" Barbe...
27588 "I want to show off how much I hate guns" Barbe...
No hair no problem
15904 No hair no problem
"Hey fam, take a dump on my forehead?" "here yo...
14605 "Hey fam, take a dump on my forehead?" "here yo...
That confidence. #JoeDirtsSon
12021 That confidence. #JoeDirtsSon
she looks satisfied
9704 she looks satisfied
Hipster Garbage
9515 Hipster Garbage
Living life on the edge(lord)
9420 Living life on the edge(lord)
this old year book photo
9219 this old year book photo
Milky tea
8547 Milky tea
2018, March
Sick haircut
32767 Sick haircut
I put together Post Malone’s hair journey for...
19059 I put together Post Malone’s hair journey for...
3 going on 50 and divorced
17785 3 going on 50 and divorced
Mans, gimme that bowling alley drink cup look
17710 Mans, gimme that bowling alley drink cup look
You know strawberries? Do that
13746 You know strawberries? Do that
Give us that wholesome predator cut
13482 Give us that wholesome predator cut
This guy who definitely isn’t balding
10721 This guy who definitely isn’t balding
“Gimme that VHS tape eaten by the VCR ”
9190 “Gimme that VHS tape eaten by the VCR ”
I have no words to express how brave this kid w...
7431 I have no words to express how brave this kid w...
Just burn my shit fam
6772 Just burn my shit fam
2018, February
Let me get that Pennywise the clown. I gotchu fam.
18580 Let me get that Pennywise the clown. I gotchu fam.
65 year old bus driver in the front, his wife i...
15910 65 year old bus driver in the front, his wife i...
Dude has 115k followers on Instagram.
14276 Dude has 115k followers on Instagram.
yea, can you just like put a line here?
11863 yea, can you just like put a line here?
Maybe a repost, but found this in a random inte...
11696 Maybe a repost, but found this in a random inte...
Just panini press my face fam
10535 Just panini press my face fam
Why is no one at this party talking to me?
9443 Why is no one at this party talking to me?
Gimme dat 'sideburn only' look...
8597 Gimme dat 'sideburn only' look...
Can you make it look like a bad toupee?
8239 Can you make it look like a bad toupee?
Had to share...
6806 Had to share...
2018, January
You bouta get all the pussy fam
23066 You bouta get all the pussy fam
Katy Perry says "Gimme dat late 90s executive t...
22209 Katy Perry says "Gimme dat late 90s executive t...
Gimme a bowl cut, but don't mess with my rattail.
20353 Gimme a bowl cut, but don't mess with my rattail.
Gimme that Simple Jack bang look.
19610 Gimme that Simple Jack bang look.
When you want to channel your inner slav.
16911 When you want to channel your inner slav.
Brother texted me this after he asked his barbe...
11847 Brother texted me this after he asked his barbe...
Gimme that coveted 2009 Bieber x 2001 Joe Dirt ...
10130 Gimme that coveted 2009 Bieber x 2001 Joe Dirt ...
"I want everyone to know my browsing history." ...
9925 "I want everyone to know my browsing history." ...
Why
6543 Why
Customer: You said you sell everything. Do you ...
6457 Customer: You said you sell everything. Do you ...