/r/Justfuckmyshitup - top ten submissions for each month of 2019

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2019, December
petition to make this the subs icon
38318 petition to make this the subs icon
I like any haircut that makes an ear the centra...
23328 I like any haircut that makes an ear the centra...
Gimme that automatic acquittal, yo...
19601 Gimme that automatic acquittal, yo...
Mushroom Cloud
18200 Mushroom Cloud
My bf decided to get a $5 haircut... and it shows.
15714 My bf decided to get a $5 haircut... and it shows.
My dad forgot to put the spacer back onto the m...
15051 My dad forgot to put the spacer back onto the m...
Advanced homosapiens -2800AD
12820 Advanced homosapiens -2800AD
I’m making big moves. BARBER: I got you fam
12739 I’m making big moves. BARBER: I got you fam
like a bowl
11437 like a bowl
Just. Fuck. My. Shit. Up...
11093 Just. Fuck. My. Shit. Up...
2019, November
I bet it’s enchanting to watch him talk.
32190 I bet it’s enchanting to watch him talk.
Spaghetti head lookin’ ass
18409 Spaghetti head lookin’ ass
How he make it look like that tho
16283 How he make it look like that tho
Old man haircut on kids
12559 Old man haircut on kids
80's hair
12302 80's hair
What ever is happening on Emma Roberts’ head
12179 What ever is happening on Emma Roberts’ head
When you need a hat, but have no hat store in town
12067 When you need a hat, but have no hat store in town
In Melbourne
10292 In Melbourne
gimme the "go-to haircut for every late 80's hi...
10004 gimme the "go-to haircut for every late 80's hi...
He-Man???
9930 He-Man???
2019, October
The haircut that all Blizzard eSports casters a...
48286 The haircut that all Blizzard eSports casters a...
Looking good
35758 Looking good
this picture made me scream what the fuck
25307 this picture made me scream what the fuck
Kevin Hart is the old school Rock for Halloween.
22729 Kevin Hart is the old school Rock for Halloween.
dickhead
16301 dickhead
Chemical cut from bleach, perm and heat. Cool n...
15784 Chemical cut from bleach, perm and heat. Cool n...
Not just a bowl cut, it's the whole package....
15595 Not just a bowl cut, it's the whole package....
Cursed
14278 Cursed
Zuck: You know what a right angle is? Barber: i...
12774 Zuck: You know what a right angle is? Barber: i...
That's one methed up cut.
12592 That's one methed up cut.
2019, September
Sorry Bernie
33817 Sorry Bernie
You ever seen a YouTube video? Say no more fam
32319 You ever seen a YouTube video? Say no more fam
Just give me that Microphone head
27764 Just give me that Microphone head
Aaron Carter just got a massive face tattoo.
23927 Aaron Carter just got a massive face tattoo.
Does this count?
20640 Does this count?
... And the absolute winner of all time is...
17797 ... And the absolute winner of all time is...
Just give me a helmet.
16713 Just give me a helmet.
Do dogs count? Pls tell me they count. What hap...
14408 Do dogs count? Pls tell me they count. What hap...
Give me the Mega Karen 9000 please
13942 Give me the Mega Karen 9000 please
A gorgeous head of hair was ruined
13588 A gorgeous head of hair was ruined
2019, August
Thought it belonged here
24790 Thought it belonged here
Smelled as bad as his hair looked.
18725 Smelled as bad as his hair looked.
They told me it was for their local mullet comp...
17639 They told me it was for their local mullet comp...
The Pizza Cut
15844 The Pizza Cut
Gotta learn to share.
15144 Gotta learn to share.
Went to sports clips..came home with with some ...
15087 Went to sports clips..came home with with some ...
My hometown’s beloved radio traffic reporter
14454 My hometown’s beloved radio traffic reporter
Saw this on a meme. But it deserves a place her...
14147 Saw this on a meme. But it deserves a place her...
Predator captured
13996 Predator captured
Meet Gwen Shamblin Lara the ultimate Karen
13592 Meet Gwen Shamblin Lara the ultimate Karen
2019, July
The helmet
28211 The helmet
Russian politician Valentina Petrenko
19048 Russian politician Valentina Petrenko
Convict in the front, party in the back
18769 Convict in the front, party in the back
What happens when you actually speak to the man...
18480 What happens when you actually speak to the man...
A limited time offer
16903 A limited time offer
My brother decided to shave his head (left) and...
15813 My brother decided to shave his head (left) and...
The she-mullet
11380 The she-mullet
He was still proud of it
10276 He was still proud of it
Its connected
10214 Its connected
Guy at my local bar.. he used to be bald with j...
10072 Guy at my local bar.. he used to be bald with j...
2019, June
Fuck that guy who did it
45273 Fuck that guy who did it
When you want a goatee, but also wanna show off...
22999 When you want a goatee, but also wanna show off...
He knows.
19521 He knows.
After not cutting his hair for over 3 years, my...
17452 After not cutting his hair for over 3 years, my...
Posted again, this time without any identificat...
16069 Posted again, this time without any identificat...
Just look at pain in his eyes
14106 Just look at pain in his eyes
Look how they massacred my boy
13260 Look how they massacred my boy
After a three and a half years of fathering I a...
12402 After a three and a half years of fathering I a...
They told me I could be anything so I became a ...
12135 They told me I could be anything so I became a ...
Danish YouTuber and influencer, Albert Dyrlund,...
11913 Danish YouTuber and influencer, Albert Dyrlund,...
2019, May
Gimme that Reddit Mod look.
36118 Gimme that Reddit Mod look.
Poor kids.
30584 Poor kids.
I paid 300$ to get my curly hair managed.
26028 I paid 300$ to get my curly hair managed.
The hairdresser had “no idea” how this happ...
21257 The hairdresser had “no idea” how this happ...
The Fyre Festival Fade
20727 The Fyre Festival Fade
Literally just scalp me
15735 Literally just scalp me
I know he's famous, but...
15407 I know he's famous, but...
Letting the scalp breathe some
13393 Letting the scalp breathe some
My barber just posted this on Instagram
12739 My barber just posted this on Instagram
Just get me ready to fight crime
12308 Just get me ready to fight crime
2019, April
A 70 Billion Dollar Haircut
37371 A 70 Billion Dollar Haircut
Oh, on Jah?
16116 Oh, on Jah?
Just found this by googling mullet, what the ac...
15965 Just found this by googling mullet, what the ac...
His moustache is Australian.
14769 His moustache is Australian.
touched by an angel
13940 touched by an angel
The god of this subreddit
12513 The god of this subreddit
I'll take dog butt, please
12431 I'll take dog butt, please
Gimme that jeff the killer look
11483 Gimme that jeff the killer look
Found in the wild.
10327 Found in the wild.
I kinda want to sue my mom
10056 I kinda want to sue my mom
2019, March
They gave him The Hut
42635 They gave him The Hut
Found this
26564 Found this
In the window of a hairsalon.
19899 In the window of a hairsalon.
I don't even have a joke to make for these
18346 I don't even have a joke to make for these
Please enjoy this photo of me in high school
17578 Please enjoy this photo of me in high school
How they massacred my boy
16108 How they massacred my boy
bird nest fam
15958 bird nest fam
Just googled "Long Hairstyles for Men" and foun...
13797 Just googled "Long Hairstyles for Men" and foun...
I don't know what this is called..
13691 I don't know what this is called..
Oh Facebook marketplace, never change!
12854 Oh Facebook marketplace, never change!
2019, February
Growing up in the 80s
46132 Growing up in the 80s
My clipper died about 30 seconds into shaving m...
28715 My clipper died about 30 seconds into shaving m...
This German youtuber who became a rapper and ju...
28146 This German youtuber who became a rapper and ju...
Gimme that little dutch boy cut
21668 Gimme that little dutch boy cut
so, i got my hands on my dad’s senior prom pi...
20969 so, i got my hands on my dad’s senior prom pi...
Asked the barber for a razor part. Here’s wha...
18669 Asked the barber for a razor part. Here’s wha...
A moment of silence for the people in this sub
17913 A moment of silence for the people in this sub
I tried to give myself a buzz cut
16970 I tried to give myself a buzz cut
My work’s drug tester said “no one will not...
15933 My work’s drug tester said “no one will not...
Here is another Judge Judy participant.
15937 Here is another Judge Judy participant.
2019, January
I Asked to have it edged up so my bangs would b...
72863 I Asked to have it edged up so my bangs would b...
I asked for a high fade, and to even out the to...
42134 I asked for a high fade, and to even out the to...
Billy Ray Cyrus looks like he wants to speak wi...
36196 Billy Ray Cyrus looks like he wants to speak wi...
Do beard transplants count?
31622 Do beard transplants count?
Give me the lollipop dropped behind the couch look
25573 Give me the lollipop dropped behind the couch look
Get ready y’all, we’re about to have a lot ...
24345 Get ready y’all, we’re about to have a lot ...
Rachael Dolezal in court
20898 Rachael Dolezal in court
Give me the reverse dad
17857 Give me the reverse dad
“I feel like my dog looks way too cute” Bar...
17437 “I feel like my dog looks way too cute” Bar...
The combover to end all combovers.
16026 The combover to end all combovers.