/r/MaliciousCompliance - top ten submissions for each month of 2021

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2021, December
Order me to buy your kids expensive gifts for C...
35699 Order me to buy your kids expensive gifts for C...
You say your kids are 13, okay!
32314 You say your kids are 13, okay!
Can't Have White Rope Lights to Celebrate Chris...
25783 Can't Have White Rope Lights to Celebrate Chris...
You told me to make money, so I did. Why the su...
25562 You told me to make money, so I did. Why the su...
I kept getting written up for my hairstyle, so ...
24188 I kept getting written up for my hairstyle, so ...
New Army Captain tries to end her career
23344 New Army Captain tries to end her career
Want me to quote you on size instead of time? O...
21838 Want me to quote you on size instead of time? O...
Ex wife wants to itemize and split the cost of ...
19774 Ex wife wants to itemize and split the cost of ...
Your "unnatural" hair color violates our dress ...
18793 Your "unnatural" hair color violates our dress ...
Ex demanded I cook the dinner HE wanted.
18512 Ex demanded I cook the dinner HE wanted.
2021, November
"As per my NDA, I am not allowed to discuss thi...
64847 "As per my NDA, I am not allowed to discuss thi...
Supervisor asks student with cancer to turn on ...
54908 Supervisor asks student with cancer to turn on ...
You want the exact amount; you get the exact am...
39575 You want the exact amount; you get the exact am...
"If it's not in writing, it didn't happen" goes...
35231 "If it's not in writing, it didn't happen" goes...
Sure, I'll keep my meals under $30 as per the p...
32607 Sure, I'll keep my meals under $30 as per the p...
Won't let me correct a spelling mistake? Good l...
23743 Won't let me correct a spelling mistake? Good l...
Won't give me the New Customer Discount? Ok.
19862 Won't give me the New Customer Discount? Ok.
You asked for a secure fence, we gave you a sec...
19130 You asked for a secure fence, we gave you a sec...
"I want your boss's number!" "OK"
19035 "I want your boss's number!" "OK"
You want me to wear a see-thru shirt? Gladly!
18168 You want me to wear a see-thru shirt? Gladly!
2021, October
HOA wants me to join, so I do. Just not how the...
45695 HOA wants me to join, so I do. Just not how the...
I was told I had to wear a bra so I did
35886 I was told I had to wear a bra so I did
Won’t cancel my internet unless you’re unab...
31259 Won’t cancel my internet unless you’re unab...
The time "read your contract" backfired regardi...
28903 The time "read your contract" backfired regardi...
One electronic item per tray? Sure, no problem!
25750 One electronic item per tray? Sure, no problem!
Are you sure you want me to take part in this g...
21911 Are you sure you want me to take part in this g...
Medical clerk made me stand outside in 104 degr...
21009 Medical clerk made me stand outside in 104 degr...
you're on a performance notice; no raise/bonus,...
20310 you're on a performance notice; no raise/bonus,...
Take you to court? Why I didn't know you felt t...
18711 Take you to court? Why I didn't know you felt t...
Can't Use My Airline Flying Points for Myself, ...
16894 Can't Use My Airline Flying Points for Myself, ...
2021, September
My manager has problems with 'clock watchers'
34793 My manager has problems with 'clock watchers'
Need me to send in proof of my name change? Fin...
29028 Need me to send in proof of my name change? Fin...
Bank won’t let me withdraw all funds? Ok
28451 Bank won’t let me withdraw all funds? Ok
Refused database access and told to submit tick...
25157 Refused database access and told to submit tick...
Sure, I’ll take down my negative Yelp review
22320 Sure, I’ll take down my negative Yelp review
Won't let me close a bank account? No problem
21301 Won't let me close a bank account? No problem
"Well, this is Red Lobster, and we do things th...
21123 "Well, this is Red Lobster, and we do things th...
Can't take vacation time, ok.
19561 Can't take vacation time, ok.
Company called me average, so I became average!
18372 Company called me average, so I became average!
All of my employees wear white shirts
17209 All of my employees wear white shirts
2021, August
Manager forces me to get a doctor's note despit...
65468 Manager forces me to get a doctor's note despit...
Ex's divorce lawyer: Send 3 years of complete f...
52247 Ex's divorce lawyer: Send 3 years of complete f...
You don’t want a woman working on your car? T...
45490 You don’t want a woman working on your car? T...
“Sure! I’d be happy to give you a 5 star Am...
32859 “Sure! I’d be happy to give you a 5 star Am...
“Walk slowly so we can watch baby”
31382 “Walk slowly so we can watch baby”
"Your working hours are 9 am to 6 pm"
28845 "Your working hours are 9 am to 6 pm"
We can't share a driveway any more? Fine, enjoy...
28041 We can't share a driveway any more? Fine, enjoy...
Wife forced to give extra credit, assigns it to...
25494 Wife forced to give extra credit, assigns it to...
Tell me to appeal my unfair grade? You got it.
24358 Tell me to appeal my unfair grade? You got it.
Customer wants to leave and take the recipe wit...
23882 Customer wants to leave and take the recipe wit...
2021, July
Police Officer attempted to intimidate my patie...
53131 Police Officer attempted to intimidate my patie...
I denied a cop the bathroom code at Subway.
48186 I denied a cop the bathroom code at Subway.
Rental car company told me where to leave my ke...
43001 Rental car company told me where to leave my ke...
A customer wanted her ice cream crunchy, so I m...
32091 A customer wanted her ice cream crunchy, so I m...
Management fined me for being a considerate nei...
28106 Management fined me for being a considerate nei...
50 grams over the weight limit at the airport? ...
26918 50 grams over the weight limit at the airport? ...
Karen tells me to stop the ride so I did/ the d...
26739 Karen tells me to stop the ride so I did/ the d...
Bank wants to play stupid games? Then lets play...
25840 Bank wants to play stupid games? Then lets play...
So I wore the "wrong" type of underwear in the ...
24975 So I wore the "wrong" type of underwear in the ...
I have to wait in the queue? Ok, if you insist....
23494 I have to wait in the queue? Ok, if you insist....
2021, June
HOA won’t let us fly our modest Pride flag, s...
88133 HOA won’t let us fly our modest Pride flag, s...
Mil lied about my baby gender, now have to see ...
49572 Mil lied about my baby gender, now have to see ...
HR tried to Get Rid of my Dad right before he w...
49272 HR tried to Get Rid of my Dad right before he w...
Want me to fuck up some girl's life? Hell naw.
44005 Want me to fuck up some girl's life? Hell naw.
Is this the hottest wing you have?
34458 Is this the hottest wing you have?
My meal must be salt-free
33659 My meal must be salt-free
You want an omelette with nothing inside? Okay
31284 You want an omelette with nothing inside? Okay
I can't drive ANYWHERE without permission? OK, ...
30998 I can't drive ANYWHERE without permission? OK, ...
You're firing me because the uniform you forced...
28895 You're firing me because the uniform you forced...
No Dirty M*******
28516 No Dirty M*******
2021, May
Get rid of my vacation? Have fun replacing me.
65287 Get rid of my vacation? Have fun replacing me.
You can't continue working from home because yo...
62200 You can't continue working from home because yo...
Either be fired or accept a massive pay cut. Ok...
48454 Either be fired or accept a massive pay cut. Ok...
No, I’m checking your heart.
34462 No, I’m checking your heart.
Is it ok if I fire you?
30395 Is it ok if I fire you?
Keep picking me for a random locker search? Mee...
29103 Keep picking me for a random locker search? Mee...
The jury duty guy said people fake icu noises o...
27032 The jury duty guy said people fake icu noises o...
You want to book the hotel? Sure thing, babe!
25463 You want to book the hotel? Sure thing, babe!
Ex boss accused me of reporting him so I did
24773 Ex boss accused me of reporting him so I did
You won't settle until I send a file type your ...
23731 You won't settle until I send a file type your ...
2021, April
Smug guy wants to order for the table, so I mak...
41867 Smug guy wants to order for the table, so I mak...
Owner refused to let me do jury duty
37670 Owner refused to let me do jury duty
Parent says it's not our business what her son ...
28823 Parent says it's not our business what her son ...
Douche gets more than he wanted, complains, the...
24478 Douche gets more than he wanted, complains, the...
Customer hits no, cancels transaction. I leave ...
23175 Customer hits no, cancels transaction. I leave ...
You Want the Police Involved? Okie Dokie!
23125 You Want the Police Involved? Okie Dokie!
My House, in the Middle of the Street
22365 My House, in the Middle of the Street
Put me on production ... destroy a work culture...
21744 Put me on production ... destroy a work culture...
Yes, I want a coffee without any coffee.
20228 Yes, I want a coffee without any coffee.
Give me a hard time when I’m serving you and ...
19234 Give me a hard time when I’m serving you and ...
2021, March
The End to a Free Decade of Netflix
39203 The End to a Free Decade of Netflix
Civilian dependent wife demands salute because ...
34845 Civilian dependent wife demands salute because ...
I asked for 3 days off, they asked for a doctor...
30181 I asked for 3 days off, they asked for a doctor...
The Cheerleaders can break dress code because t...
28436 The Cheerleaders can break dress code because t...
Going along with a sexist car salesman
25909 Going along with a sexist car salesman
Lady DEMANDS that i stop what i’m doing and o...
24534 Lady DEMANDS that i stop what i’m doing and o...
Try to be lazy and get me to do your job, I'll ...
22498 Try to be lazy and get me to do your job, I'll ...
My boss cut me off and ended up looking at Furr...
21510 My boss cut me off and ended up looking at Furr...
School VP says "You can take us to court" and M...
19102 School VP says "You can take us to court" and M...
No swear words allowed on a tombstone? Well...
19061 No swear words allowed on a tombstone? Well...
2021, February
Hold me back 1 year in HS over a single gym cre...
36540 Hold me back 1 year in HS over a single gym cre...
Classmate is mad I'm "forcing" her to eat ethni...
34234 Classmate is mad I'm "forcing" her to eat ethni...
"If you don't do the Senior Project, then you w...
33239 "If you don't do the Senior Project, then you w...
I left 40 guys standing in the rain after a 12 ...
32352 I left 40 guys standing in the rain after a 12 ...
Was forced to do a task. Got my entire Chain of...
30428 Was forced to do a task. Got my entire Chain of...
My HS tried to punish me for filing a 1st amend...
28567 My HS tried to punish me for filing a 1st amend...
Try telling a queer scientist that he has no ch...
25578 Try telling a queer scientist that he has no ch...
Used the union guidelines to outsmart an HR woman
23683 Used the union guidelines to outsmart an HR woman
My boss used me for MC five years ago and I jus...
22741 My boss used me for MC five years ago and I jus...
I took it all
21860 I took it all
2021, January
My appointment was cancelled for being 5 minute...
44713 My appointment was cancelled for being 5 minute...
"The $15,000 equipment is too expensive for you...
33163 "The $15,000 equipment is too expensive for you...
How my 8th grade math teacher fought corporate ...
29269 How my 8th grade math teacher fought corporate ...
Only Take Breaks When I Tell You to. Sure, No P...
26928 Only Take Breaks When I Tell You to. Sure, No P...
Must check my work email every single day? Ok!
24994 Must check my work email every single day? Ok!
Bigoted Dude gets Arrested Because He Thinks a ...
24928 Bigoted Dude gets Arrested Because He Thinks a ...
If the girls have to wear the new uniform, then...
22253 If the girls have to wear the new uniform, then...
You can't be late anymore, you are to work only...
21661 You can't be late anymore, you are to work only...
Need me to adhere to the dress code RIGHT NOW? ...
20309 Need me to adhere to the dress code RIGHT NOW? ...
You are not allowed to decide when to eat lunch...
19192 You are not allowed to decide when to eat lunch...