/r/MaliciousCompliance - top ten submissions for each month of 2022

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2022, December
I moved out and took everything
47411 I moved out and took everything
I altered my uniform to comply with the dress c...
34170 I altered my uniform to comply with the dress c...
Boss wants to cut off ALL employees and workers...
31922 Boss wants to cut off ALL employees and workers...
Getting kinky with my frigid roommate
26370 Getting kinky with my frigid roommate
i took a coworker's parking spot after they com...
26339 i took a coworker's parking spot after they com...
Manager kept “forgetting” my break
23711 Manager kept “forgetting” my break
Yell at me in front of a customer? Fine. Everyo...
23142 Yell at me in front of a customer? Fine. Everyo...
Tell me I shouldn't buy delicate binoculars wit...
18626 Tell me I shouldn't buy delicate binoculars wit...
Break the law? Sure thing Boss, sign here please!
18591 Break the law? Sure thing Boss, sign here please!
Left murder scene because my manager complained...
17840 Left murder scene because my manager complained...
2022, November
Apartment manager "doesn't take cash" for $0.02...
56670 Apartment manager "doesn't take cash" for $0.02...
Can't remove the charge? Well, I'll just use it...
39539 Can't remove the charge? Well, I'll just use it...
meeting counts as lunch break? Alrighty then.
25268 meeting counts as lunch break? Alrighty then.
Boss told me I couldn't take a smoke break if I...
22053 Boss told me I couldn't take a smoke break if I...
I cost Bank of America ~$8,000 legally
21379 I cost Bank of America ~$8,000 legally
You want to be notified every time I brush my t...
19982 You want to be notified every time I brush my t...
McDonalds Compliance
18874 McDonalds Compliance
They Refused Me an Office, I Complied, They Reg...
17948 They Refused Me an Office, I Complied, They Reg...
Boss says I should quit because I like spending...
17625 Boss says I should quit because I like spending...
HQ Hot Shot demands people work on the clock.. ...
16503 HQ Hot Shot demands people work on the clock.. ...
2022, October
Can't work on your laptop without my name badge...
25404 Can't work on your laptop without my name badge...
My IT Directors emails look awfully suspicious.
24342 My IT Directors emails look awfully suspicious.
I repeatedly tried telling the Big Box hardware...
21475 I repeatedly tried telling the Big Box hardware...
You will come in when this Warehouse opens!
20666 You will come in when this Warehouse opens!
Yell at me for delivering...? Well, time to get...
20248 Yell at me for delivering...? Well, time to get...
Only for new hires? Fine.
18472 Only for new hires? Fine.
“I want a DOCTOR to place my IV!!”
17322 “I want a DOCTOR to place my IV!!”
Charging me for something extra that never exis...
16949 Charging me for something extra that never exis...
"You should fire us!" "Ok."
16528 "You should fire us!" "Ok."
I was told this belongs here. They got what the...
15904 I was told this belongs here. They got what the...
2022, September
Don't like it, leave.
36816 Don't like it, leave.
HR says only smart people can work here
23603 HR says only smart people can work here
My HOA will learn that I absolutely live by the...
21129 My HOA will learn that I absolutely live by the...
Boss says I can’t come in early to set up my ...
20970 Boss says I can’t come in early to set up my ...
Don't want to speak to my female coworker and w...
19724 Don't want to speak to my female coworker and w...
You need to see my father in person? Zavara the...
17726 You need to see my father in person? Zavara the...
You want me to coerce an inspector after someon...
14808 You want me to coerce an inspector after someon...
No, that is not a company spot, that is my spot…
13069 No, that is not a company spot, that is my spot…
Stop wasting time and follow the job order
12308 Stop wasting time and follow the job order
"Try and stick to the planning and the correct ...
11527 "Try and stick to the planning and the correct ...
2022, August
I should quit my primary job? Yeah ok….
25763 I should quit my primary job? Yeah ok….
I can't sleep in the same room as my boyfriend ...
23936 I can't sleep in the same room as my boyfriend ...
So you want to make sure our shed is to code?
22440 So you want to make sure our shed is to code?
yes I'll get you a coffee, but your laptop orde...
21156 yes I'll get you a coffee, but your laptop orde...
Can’t quit my job if I’m taking the uniform...
20590 Can’t quit my job if I’m taking the uniform...
Sorry, my shift is over.
20438 Sorry, my shift is over.
Not allowed at the company party? Throw a bigge...
19565 Not allowed at the company party? Throw a bigge...
Can’t approve overtime? Ok I’ll just leave ...
19117 Can’t approve overtime? Ok I’ll just leave ...
Is this what you want? Fine. The customer is al...
18646 Is this what you want? Fine. The customer is al...
No calls and I can't leave the floor? Okay!
18074 No calls and I can't leave the floor? Okay!
2022, July
You demanded my entire team be at the office fo...
71450 You demanded my entire team be at the office fo...
Landlord tried to exploit me for free labor.
34181 Landlord tried to exploit me for free labor.
Boss's Boss threathens to fire me, I accept and...
25935 Boss's Boss threathens to fire me, I accept and...
Told to change one student's grade, so I change...
25788 Told to change one student's grade, so I change...
A Customer Was Upset I Didn't Give Her The Righ...
25722 A Customer Was Upset I Didn't Give Her The Righ...
My first boss and how he got the whole team eve...
21036 My first boss and how he got the whole team eve...
You want eye contact? Okay Sir.
19649 You want eye contact? Okay Sir.
HOA wants me to build a shorter fence? Got it!
18986 HOA wants me to build a shorter fence? Got it!
“You can’t be sick for that long, bring her...
18550 “You can’t be sick for that long, bring her...
That time I just stood there and bled while I w...
18386 That time I just stood there and bled while I w...
2022, June
The city wanted me to take better care of my ga...
36343 The city wanted me to take better care of my ga...
it's unprofessional to wear a bathing suit (who...
35792 it's unprofessional to wear a bathing suit (who...
Want me to work for my 'interview'? Will do!
33068 Want me to work for my 'interview'? Will do!
You want to make things fair? I'll show you fair.
30048 You want to make things fair? I'll show you fair.
If I can't drink here, neither will my friends
26870 If I can't drink here, neither will my friends
Boss did not like the look of the "bulk Mailing...
25171 Boss did not like the look of the "bulk Mailing...
You only pay mileage for the shortest possible ...
24283 You only pay mileage for the shortest possible ...
Wasn't made redundant like everyone else in the...
20692 Wasn't made redundant like everyone else in the...
Forget everything about this place? A malicious...
20579 Forget everything about this place? A malicious...
I’m not allowed to take Ubers unless it’s t...
20022 I’m not allowed to take Ubers unless it’s t...
2022, May
Cameras have to be on....NO MATTER WHAT! Fine b...
47312 Cameras have to be on....NO MATTER WHAT! Fine b...
Automated my useless boss out of her job
39103 Automated my useless boss out of her job
Don’t wanna give me a new contract? Fine I’...
38081 Don’t wanna give me a new contract? Fine I’...
Solicitor embarrassed me and made me cry 3 time...
31376 Solicitor embarrassed me and made me cry 3 time...
Hearing aids ≠ Earbuds
29441 Hearing aids ≠ Earbuds
You're capping commissions on our most in-deman...
28193 You're capping commissions on our most in-deman...
Just sign this document that will dock you 11.5...
26391 Just sign this document that will dock you 11.5...
Discipline Me for Being 22 Seconds Late Without...
24073 Discipline Me for Being 22 Seconds Late Without...
Malicious Compliance to Malicious Compliance
22064 Malicious Compliance to Malicious Compliance
Sure, I’ll turn my webcam on
21308 Sure, I’ll turn my webcam on
2022, April
You want a man to help you? No problem! One wil...
40847 You want a man to help you? No problem! One wil...
Why did you schedule this call on my off hours?
39040 Why did you schedule this call on my off hours?
Won't compensate me for my fence? Then compensa...
32907 Won't compensate me for my fence? Then compensa...
Shady Boss lied about my position to keep me fr...
26863 Shady Boss lied about my position to keep me fr...
Our landlord told me 'go ahead! call the city i...
21707 Our landlord told me 'go ahead! call the city i...
Company refuses to pay me overtime, I left jobs...
19432 Company refuses to pay me overtime, I left jobs...
Dont want to heed my warning about giving Deep ...
18808 Dont want to heed my warning about giving Deep ...
My husband paid for his own funeral
17839 My husband paid for his own funeral
Phone must be off during Work? You're the boss.
16770 Phone must be off during Work? You're the boss.
My job tried to charge me for personal calls on...
16267 My job tried to charge me for personal calls on...
2022, March
Ex-husband ghosts ex-wife, racks up a huge bill...
61498 Ex-husband ghosts ex-wife, racks up a huge bill...
Whilst getting ready for my engagement party, F...
48565 Whilst getting ready for my engagement party, F...
Dealership said sue, so I did.
31080 Dealership said sue, so I did.
Oh so you do pick up after yourself and I am ju...
25357 Oh so you do pick up after yourself and I am ju...
Promote me but won't bump up my hourly wage? Su...
24221 Promote me but won't bump up my hourly wage? Su...
My BF wanted me to do an IQ test to prove how i...
24102 My BF wanted me to do an IQ test to prove how i...
Buy what I can "afford" ? Okay.
22531 Buy what I can "afford" ? Okay.
"At will" employment cuts both ways, sister!
21913 "At will" employment cuts both ways, sister!
Ex husband backed out on his agreement - ended ...
21350 Ex husband backed out on his agreement - ended ...
Cheapskate argues over $2.75 iced tea they didn...
20743 Cheapskate argues over $2.75 iced tea they didn...
2022, February
Account closing fee? Ok, leave my account open,...
33526 Account closing fee? Ok, leave my account open,...
I was forced to eat at fancy restaurants for a ...
31696 I was forced to eat at fancy restaurants for a ...
You'll honor the price....
25868 You'll honor the price....
Chick tries to gatekeep my nationality? Time to...
24376 Chick tries to gatekeep my nationality? Time to...
“You need to wait for a manager to let you go...
23815 “You need to wait for a manager to let you go...
My boss demanded I serve all customers and fill...
23687 My boss demanded I serve all customers and fill...
Neighbor wanted the fence fix, we just removed ...
21544 Neighbor wanted the fence fix, we just removed ...
Manager changed my schedule as a power move, so...
21114 Manager changed my schedule as a power move, so...
Want to sign an accident statement? Be my guest
20831 Want to sign an accident statement? Be my guest
We're going to court? OK!
18922 We're going to court? OK!
2022, January
Take off my earphones while you're speaking to ...
63022 Take off my earphones while you're speaking to ...
Sorry, I deleted all the files you told me to d...
44471 Sorry, I deleted all the files you told me to d...
The Karen of my building told me her keycard is...
33235 The Karen of my building told me her keycard is...
"Reconsider working here if I want to take a ho...
31250 "Reconsider working here if I want to take a ho...
Ex-BF insists I play a game he assumes he’s b...
25214 Ex-BF insists I play a game he assumes he’s b...
Fresh stitches under my hat, teacher has a no h...
25053 Fresh stitches under my hat, teacher has a no h...
Mortgage sold to a company that wants to charge...
24125 Mortgage sold to a company that wants to charge...
Professor fails me because my group went ghost ...
23334 Professor fails me because my group went ghost ...
Blowing a major aerospace company's mind with a...
22831 Blowing a major aerospace company's mind with a...
I have to call in sick before 6 in the morning?...
19294 I have to call in sick before 6 in the morning?...