/r/MaliciousCompliance - top ten submissions for each month of 2023

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2023, December
Manager told me to call the person of the compu...
18350 Manager told me to call the person of the compu...
You Want Me To Get The Attention Of Your Husban...
9089 You Want Me To Get The Attention Of Your Husban...
You don't want me to work after I put in my 2 w...
6173 You don't want me to work after I put in my 2 w...
Sorry, you told me to leave you alone
5942 Sorry, you told me to leave you alone
Nun requires a haircut every week or get expell...
6038 Nun requires a haircut every week or get expell...
"YOU need to leave MY CAR alone!" "If you say so."
4372 "YOU need to leave MY CAR alone!" "If you say so."
I got rid of them boss, just like you asked
3878 I got rid of them boss, just like you asked
The New Fence
3750 The New Fence
I need 100 sales to reach top rated seller stat...
3667 I need 100 sales to reach top rated seller stat...
Packing - details matter
3517 Packing - details matter
2023, November
Boss insisted I work in the office today
13406 Boss insisted I work in the office today
Cop keeps interrogating me on where I'm coming ...
10868 Cop keeps interrogating me on where I'm coming ...
"People" don't understand why you're leaving early
10657 "People" don't understand why you're leaving early
Calling me on a day off? *cha-ching*
9524 Calling me on a day off? *cha-ching*
“So Sue Me…” Really?
7942 “So Sue Me…” Really?
Strong-arming me into a viewing? Fine, but you ...
7625 Strong-arming me into a viewing? Fine, but you ...
Take notes of EVERYTHING you say in the meeting...
6584 Take notes of EVERYTHING you say in the meeting...
Housemates tell me to watch tv in my room, no p...
6269 Housemates tell me to watch tv in my room, no p...
You should have better worded your threat becau...
6036 You should have better worded your threat becau...
Tell me to work when I’m not on the clock, an...
6015 Tell me to work when I’m not on the clock, an...
2023, October
Interviewer accuses me of parking in the handic...
26691 Interviewer accuses me of parking in the handic...
I used my meal plan to feed over 120 less fortu...
22814 I used my meal plan to feed over 120 less fortu...
Put in my two weeks notice, covert narcissistic...
14369 Put in my two weeks notice, covert narcissistic...
You want proof that my fiancé is sick? You got...
14137 You want proof that my fiancé is sick? You got...
I need a doctors note to work from home for mor...
10913 I need a doctors note to work from home for mor...
African exchange student
10374 African exchange student
Fired if I don’t work that day, made it my la...
8556 Fired if I don’t work that day, made it my la...
We only speak to an attorney, ok then...
7997 We only speak to an attorney, ok then...
Religious workplace wouldn't give me time off f...
7194 Religious workplace wouldn't give me time off f...
You are fired for obeying my rules, please stay...
6460 You are fired for obeying my rules, please stay...
2023, September
I refused to cook and "chilled with men"
19269 I refused to cook and "chilled with men"
Company doesnt allow me to have my phone, so i ...
19188 Company doesnt allow me to have my phone, so i ...
So you are claiming I defrauded the company by ...
17464 So you are claiming I defrauded the company by ...
Cable company told me I don't have cable.
14966 Cable company told me I don't have cable.
Oh, I'm on private property?
14598 Oh, I'm on private property?
Give me a parking ticket for a spot I paid for,...
12852 Give me a parking ticket for a spot I paid for,...
I'll lose my job for clocking in one minute lat...
11835 I'll lose my job for clocking in one minute lat...
Armored delivery driver finds out they are not ...
10343 Armored delivery driver finds out they are not ...
Fine then, I'll just take paternity leave...
9711 Fine then, I'll just take paternity leave...
“I Don’t Want To Distract My Classmates”
9450 “I Don’t Want To Distract My Classmates”
2023, August
Director told me I had to prove myself for a pr...
17284 Director told me I had to prove myself for a pr...
I don’t think your kid will like my candy, la...
17083 I don’t think your kid will like my candy, la...
You want me to tell you EVERY tuner I hear as a...
14549 You want me to tell you EVERY tuner I hear as a...
Ignore the time difference in the evening? I'll...
14029 Ignore the time difference in the evening? I'll...
Laid off and replaced by 2 lazy, privileged waf...
13518 Laid off and replaced by 2 lazy, privileged waf...
Same punishment for being 5 minutes late as bei...
12795 Same punishment for being 5 minutes late as bei...
Just get 1 donut they said, we only need 1. Did...
12216 Just get 1 donut they said, we only need 1. Did...
How a local doctor got the best malicious compl...
11458 How a local doctor got the best malicious compl...
Manager says to be off the clock by 1pm.
10748 Manager says to be off the clock by 1pm.
Lady uses sushi as revenge from her husband.
9965 Lady uses sushi as revenge from her husband.
2023, July
My new catch phrase is “Not my Job.”
27986 My new catch phrase is “Not my Job.”
Take my ID and tell me ask me "What the fuck ar...
21326 Take my ID and tell me ask me "What the fuck ar...
Over 100 trans men enter Miss Italy pageant aft...
17821 Over 100 trans men enter Miss Italy pageant aft...
Mandatory office days ruined my company
17374 Mandatory office days ruined my company
Don't want to pay for my ambulance? How about a...
16302 Don't want to pay for my ambulance? How about a...
You want to have girls over all the time? Ok. H...
12744 You want to have girls over all the time? Ok. H...
Gonna call the cops over a toilet? Sure. Enjoy ...
12227 Gonna call the cops over a toilet? Sure. Enjoy ...
“I haven’t had a sick day in 9 years!”
10802 “I haven’t had a sick day in 9 years!”
You're so obsessed with how I dress that you're...
10455 You're so obsessed with how I dress that you're...
Inflexible employer only giving me 25 cent per ...
8302 Inflexible employer only giving me 25 cent per ...
2023, June
Boss told me to gain some perspective, so I did...
24992 Boss told me to gain some perspective, so I did...
Man wanted me to flirt back so I did^^
21861 Man wanted me to flirt back so I did^^
Manager wished he hadn’t made me come in when...
15980 Manager wished he hadn’t made me come in when...
You want me to work 9-5? Got it.
12916 You want me to work 9-5? Got it.
Can't park in my driveway? OK, I'll block parki...
9969 Can't park in my driveway? OK, I'll block parki...
My coworker wanted to micromanage me and didn't...
9111 My coworker wanted to micromanage me and didn't...
Workforce Commission insists I come in to take ...
8453 Workforce Commission insists I come in to take ...
Goodbye Internet!!
7774 Goodbye Internet!!
Most Expensive Tip Ever
7771 Most Expensive Tip Ever
“If he says it’s his, it’s his.” You su...
6858 “If he says it’s his, it’s his.” You su...
2023, May
I got fired, and cost the store approximately $...
39178 I got fired, and cost the store approximately $...
That one time my son was sent home because of d...
25156 That one time my son was sent home because of d...
The Doctor I worked for paid hundreds of dollar...
18599 The Doctor I worked for paid hundreds of dollar...
Yes, please punish me by making it harder for y...
14350 Yes, please punish me by making it harder for y...
Fire this person that doesn't work here because...
13645 Fire this person that doesn't work here because...
I complied and cost my boss his bonus, and his ...
12025 I complied and cost my boss his bonus, and his ...
Sometimes you just do what the customer wants!
11848 Sometimes you just do what the customer wants!
We have to use weedkiller on our lawn? Fine.
11375 We have to use weedkiller on our lawn? Fine.
You want “this” price? You got it
9847 You want “this” price? You got it
Not all wheelchair users can walk
9642 Not all wheelchair users can walk
2023, April
Giving my Daughter *exactly* what she wanted
16793 Giving my Daughter *exactly* what she wanted
Forced prayer? You asked for it!
16249 Forced prayer? You asked for it!
Oh I’m not allowed to clean up early? Have it...
16095 Oh I’m not allowed to clean up early? Have it...
Only A Man Will Do
15561 Only A Man Will Do
Print out the internet? Yes Ma'am!
14934 Print out the internet? Yes Ma'am!
Stop slacking off and get to those insurance de...
14705 Stop slacking off and get to those insurance de...
I'm a woman and I WILL do your project? Okay!
13662 I'm a woman and I WILL do your project? Okay!
You want to send me home? Sounds good!
13148 You want to send me home? Sounds good!
Screw your HOA and its ridiculous rules!
13080 Screw your HOA and its ridiculous rules!
Yet another new manager facing the consequences...
12777 Yet another new manager facing the consequences...
2023, March
HOA tried to punish us - Told us to "Stop them ...
40216 HOA tried to punish us - Told us to "Stop them ...
No refunds once you've stepped out of the store...
27480 No refunds once you've stepped out of the store...
Business Class Upgrade "if there is room"
19970 Business Class Upgrade "if there is room"
Only do what is in my job title? Fine, good luc...
19819 Only do what is in my job title? Fine, good luc...
Comply with Bridezilla or leave, ok?
18017 Comply with Bridezilla or leave, ok?
We MUST use our initials as our username? Okay,...
15197 We MUST use our initials as our username? Okay,...
You want me to fly 12 hours earlier because it'...
14707 You want me to fly 12 hours earlier because it'...
Micromanaging my lunch break? Enjoy the extra p...
13313 Micromanaging my lunch break? Enjoy the extra p...
Step-dad tried to punish me without hearing me ...
11871 Step-dad tried to punish me without hearing me ...
Customer asked me to count out a bag of live cr...
11558 Customer asked me to count out a bag of live cr...
2023, February
No abbreviations WHATSOEVER? Okay, no problem!
25816 No abbreviations WHATSOEVER? Okay, no problem!
Never touch your truck again? You got it neighbor
24036 Never touch your truck again? You got it neighbor
“Get your Manager here so we can talk to you ...
21376 “Get your Manager here so we can talk to you ...
Want my section because I make more money. Go a...
18792 Want my section because I make more money. Go a...
Entire class skips optional early start to lab,...
16804 Entire class skips optional early start to lab,...
Picky Karen does not want to listen to my expla...
16221 Picky Karen does not want to listen to my expla...
Karen told me to hang up, so I did
15784 Karen told me to hang up, so I did
Dead dog wasn’t an acceptable excuse to miss ...
15486 Dead dog wasn’t an acceptable excuse to miss ...
Call the cops? If you insist.
14772 Call the cops? If you insist.
Boss says the time reported by the punch system...
14481 Boss says the time reported by the punch system...
2023, January
Boss says "If you're 1 minute late I'm docking ...
47233 Boss says "If you're 1 minute late I'm docking ...
Don't care about people calling me on your old ...
36789 Don't care about people calling me on your old ...
Manager tries to crackdown on dress code, I res...
36722 Manager tries to crackdown on dress code, I res...
Healthcare executive hates her own policy.
35343 Healthcare executive hates her own policy.
Not 5 Minutes Early, but 10 Minutes Late...and ...
25224 Not 5 Minutes Early, but 10 Minutes Late...and ...
Why did they get in for free? Let me fix that.
22458 Why did they get in for free? Let me fix that.
Boss griped at the idea of me slipping out of w...
22125 Boss griped at the idea of me slipping out of w...
No one ever makes it hot enough? Ok then, you a...
17870 No one ever makes it hot enough? Ok then, you a...
UPDATE: Short me $70,000 in Violation of our Wr...
16437 UPDATE: Short me $70,000 in Violation of our Wr...
If I don’t like it I can find another job? Okay.
15322 If I don’t like it I can find another job? Okay.