/r/MaliciousCompliance - top ten submissions for each month of 2024

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2024, August
We MUST get our pictures taken? Ok.
13384 We MUST get our pictures taken? Ok.
You want to call my Mom because I don’t want to...
10315 You want to call my Mom because I don’t want to...
Completely delete a client company's website an...
10286 Completely delete a client company's website an...
Want me to keep talking even if nobody's listen...
8706 Want me to keep talking even if nobody's listen...
You are not capable of doing my job. Ok.
8691 You are not capable of doing my job. Ok.
"You need to get your priorities straight... NOW"
7891 "You need to get your priorities straight... NOW"
"You can't put a cashier's check on a credit ca...
6664 "You can't put a cashier's check on a credit ca...
How One Manager’s Layoff Decision Led to a $200...
6526 How One Manager’s Layoff Decision Led to a $200...
Ok HR....he's your problem now
6065 Ok HR....he's your problem now
I Thought I Mastered Malicious Compliance—Then ...
5524 I Thought I Mastered Malicious Compliance—Then ...
2024, July
CEO wants return to office, CTO plays it perfect
16369 CEO wants return to office, CTO plays it perfect
"Turn my service off, RIGHT NOW" ok.
16261 "Turn my service off, RIGHT NOW" ok.
Teacher wouldn't listen, so the entire class co...
13744 Teacher wouldn't listen, so the entire class co...
A kid on a chat told me to die so I did
12523 A kid on a chat told me to die so I did
No shorts allowed in this heat? Sure!
12365 No shorts allowed in this heat? Sure!
They wanted me to use water based paint on meta...
11209 They wanted me to use water based paint on meta...
You don't want a female to take the lead? No pr...
10439 You don't want a female to take the lead? No pr...
You are not to take the company phone and hardw...
9866 You are not to take the company phone and hardw...
Want me to “take all my stuff and leave”? No pr...
9399 Want me to “take all my stuff and leave”? No pr...
We don't do refunds here
8331 We don't do refunds here
2024, June
New neighbor didn’t like my old fence so I took...
31777 New neighbor didn’t like my old fence so I took...
Customer asked to check if his change is counte...
12609 Customer asked to check if his change is counte...
You want me to clear the dead grass or I'll be ...
12519 You want me to clear the dead grass or I'll be ...
I CAN Go To The Concert, But My Sister Has To G...
12234 I CAN Go To The Concert, But My Sister Has To G...
Force me to wear a dress? You won’t like what y...
11760 Force me to wear a dress? You won’t like what y...
The bar said patrons only want the jukebox, so ...
10743 The bar said patrons only want the jukebox, so ...
Boss ignores my background, and learns the FAFO...
10558 Boss ignores my background, and learns the FAFO...
I should talk to HR about leave if I'm legitima...
10477 I should talk to HR about leave if I'm legitima...
That time Karen tried to bully another mom and ...
8837 That time Karen tried to bully another mom and ...
"I want it like this, I'm the boss, you do it h...
7848 "I want it like this, I'm the boss, you do it h...
2024, May
"Work my hours, or we'll find someone who will"
16298 "Work my hours, or we'll find someone who will"
Delete it? You sure? OK!
15288 Delete it? You sure? OK!
Mom splits hairs with nanny to save a few dolla...
14851 Mom splits hairs with nanny to save a few dolla...
Karen says "stop cheating to reserve the best p...
14517 Karen says "stop cheating to reserve the best p...
Permanent structure? Okay!
10839 Permanent structure? Okay!
If you have a problem, it better be a fifteen m...
8897 If you have a problem, it better be a fifteen m...
You want me to work ZERO overtime? Sure thing b...
7668 You want me to work ZERO overtime? Sure thing b...
I Warned Her: Camp Edition
6843 I Warned Her: Camp Edition
Boss didn't follow his own dress code
6334 Boss didn't follow his own dress code
Manager gets me fired; doesn’t realize there’s ...
6314 Manager gets me fired; doesn’t realize there’s ...
2024, April
Need my uniform before you will give me my last...
16292 Need my uniform before you will give me my last...
Dig until you tell me to stop? Sure thing pops.
6577 Dig until you tell me to stop? Sure thing pops.
Legal tender
6140 Legal tender
When my ex learned to not ask me to do anything...
5956 When my ex learned to not ask me to do anything...
When "The Secret" backfires.
5387 When "The Secret" backfires.
“Do your job temp and let the full timers do th...
5197 “Do your job temp and let the full timers do th...
Complied so much on a test, it stopped evil bos...
4983 Complied so much on a test, it stopped evil bos...
You want to review every single candidate? You ...
4617 You want to review every single candidate? You ...
Treat your employees like garbage? Enjoy an ext...
4462 Treat your employees like garbage? Enjoy an ext...
Put me on the alarm notification list but don't...
4447 Put me on the alarm notification list but don't...
2024, March
Church wants to sue me for a review?
14274 Church wants to sue me for a review?
Thieving bully demands I take him home in order...
12621 Thieving bully demands I take him home in order...
Dealership pulled Bait and Switch - It cost the...
11523 Dealership pulled Bait and Switch - It cost the...
Hand over all my tasks so you can get rid of me...
6712 Hand over all my tasks so you can get rid of me...
Was denied 2 days of paid PTO, so I took off a ...
6617 Was denied 2 days of paid PTO, so I took off a ...
boss demands overtime pay for zero work?? Okay!!
5369 boss demands overtime pay for zero work?? Okay!!
Entitled mother tells my mom to handle her kids
5120 Entitled mother tells my mom to handle her kids
"Are you sure you want to do this by the book?"
5276 "Are you sure you want to do this by the book?"
A friend charged a tow fee because he wouldn't ...
4744 A friend charged a tow fee because he wouldn't ...
"You Will Search Every 3rd Car!"
4601 "You Will Search Every 3rd Car!"
2024, February
Boss can’t hire with shitty wages so demotes me...
10861 Boss can’t hire with shitty wages so demotes me...
My husband cleaned the work bathroom.
10416 My husband cleaned the work bathroom.
Wanna discipline me for being right? I got you.
7896 Wanna discipline me for being right? I got you.
Husband tries to warn neighbors about their lan...
6924 Husband tries to warn neighbors about their lan...
Carwash boss clocks us off if it's quiet? We'll...
6188 Carwash boss clocks us off if it's quiet? We'll...
You want me to move seats? OK!
5601 You want me to move seats? OK!
Ex-BF told me to freely tell anyone anything ab...
5362 Ex-BF told me to freely tell anyone anything ab...
Boomer got malicious compliance on me
5003 Boomer got malicious compliance on me
Everyone got mad because I took charge when no ...
4841 Everyone got mad because I took charge when no ...
Okay, you win. We will practice and play on the...
4680 Okay, you win. We will practice and play on the...
2024, January
Old boss told me to contact his lawyers. So i d...
12330 Old boss told me to contact his lawyers. So i d...
Boss introduces new timetracking tool to "avoid...
11032 Boss introduces new timetracking tool to "avoid...
Suspended for Being a Minute Late? Fine, Enjoy ...
7386 Suspended for Being a Minute Late? Fine, Enjoy ...
Told to do what I have to do....
6899 Told to do what I have to do....
Can't refund an item bought at 70% off? Fine, g...
6130 Can't refund an item bought at 70% off? Fine, g...
Don't Bother You Anymore. Fine, I Won't.
5620 Don't Bother You Anymore. Fine, I Won't.
I wasted 2 hours of my sister's time because sh...
5270 I wasted 2 hours of my sister's time because sh...
"You're not allowed to leave, you have to testi...
5087 "You're not allowed to leave, you have to testi...
Want me to quit arguing with your orders cause ...
4997 Want me to quit arguing with your orders cause ...
Can't take a week off? How about a decade?
4773 Can't take a week off? How about a decade?