/r/MaliciousCompliance - top ten submissions for each month of 2026

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2026, April
State said no cities can fly non-approved flags
13378 State said no cities can fly non-approved flags
My friend stayed overnight, parents told us don...
8011 My friend stayed overnight, parents told us don...
He said nobody touches the price tags without h...
6125 He said nobody touches the price tags without h...
The customer is always right about the delivery...
5827 The customer is always right about the delivery...
Forced to use AI at work
5525 Forced to use AI at work
Told us not to turn off the power unless he exp...
4761 Told us not to turn off the power unless he exp...
Wanna smell my fingers? Ok.
4738 Wanna smell my fingers? Ok.
You want me to escalate every time? Ok then!
4105 You want me to escalate every time? Ok then!
Rude customer asked . . . and received
3586 Rude customer asked . . . and received
Manager said to document everything. So I did.
2931 Manager said to document everything. So I did.
2026, March
My job told us they would pay more if an employ...
26035 My job told us they would pay more if an employ...
Deny my expenses? Fine you can pay more than tr...
14597 Deny my expenses? Fine you can pay more than tr...
My girlfriend spent two years telling me I say ...
10391 My girlfriend spent two years telling me I say ...
My manager told me to write shorter reports. So...
4548 My manager told me to write shorter reports. So...
Want me to speak Spanish?
4388 Want me to speak Spanish?
Micromanagement isn’t cheap
3899 Micromanagement isn’t cheap
Plan Exclusion... Bet they're going to regret it.
3125 Plan Exclusion... Bet they're going to regret it.
My line manager told me to tell her when the wo...
3078 My line manager told me to tell her when the wo...
Ask us to do you a favour and then complain? We...
2778 Ask us to do you a favour and then complain? We...
You want me to complete more tasks? Not a probl...
2645 You want me to complete more tasks? Not a probl...
2026, February
Boss said I cant just disappear from my desk so...
35188 Boss said I cant just disappear from my desk so...
If you won't ship to me because my drive is les...
15402 If you won't ship to me because my drive is les...
Customer always found a mistake - so we complied
11286 Customer always found a mistake - so we complied
Accused of stealing/embezzling electricity from...
10921 Accused of stealing/embezzling electricity from...
Need merits to go to prom? Let me help.
8069 Need merits to go to prom? Let me help.
"Please use the proper channels" alright bet ??
6339 "Please use the proper channels" alright bet ??
Boss who insisted on email read receipts
5801 Boss who insisted on email read receipts
HR training leads to me getting paid extra.
5500 HR training leads to me getting paid extra.
Won’t let me help you with complying with DOT r...
4883 Won’t let me help you with complying with DOT r...
Department head tried throwing me under the bus
4832 Department head tried throwing me under the bus
2026, January
My boss insisted we cut out the middleman to sa...
26954 My boss insisted we cut out the middleman to sa...
Kohl’s wouldn’t price match Black Friday, so I ...
19706 Kohl’s wouldn’t price match Black Friday, so I ...
Support kept using voice messages, so I gave th...
17478 Support kept using voice messages, so I gave th...
Colleague was adamant he wanted "Asterixes" on ...
8967 Colleague was adamant he wanted "Asterixes" on ...
Angry boss refuses expense claim and tells me t...
8349 Angry boss refuses expense claim and tells me t...
You said you wanted an ad with only one color. ...
6301 You said you wanted an ad with only one color. ...
You're right, you are never working with me again.
4605 You're right, you are never working with me again.
Parked for 30 minutes longer than I paid for
4586 Parked for 30 minutes longer than I paid for
Texas A&M bans philosophy department from teach...
4141 Texas A&M bans philosophy department from teach...
Admin says “Just Give Him a Multiple Choice Ret...
3998 Admin says “Just Give Him a Multiple Choice Ret...