/r/MurderedByWords - top ten submissions for each month of 2017

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2017, December
Famous musician kills man in broad daylight
86823 Famous musician kills man in broad daylight
Ouch
76854 Ouch
Never mess with a social media manager
69560 Never mess with a social media manager
A succinct explanation of why Ted Cruz is a dick.
58129 A succinct explanation of why Ted Cruz is a dick.
Evaluating men when you're 28 or older.
52966 Evaluating men when you're 28 or older.
NDT Learns words
51438 NDT Learns words
Paul Ryan hoisted by his own petard
49571 Paul Ryan hoisted by his own petard
Trump Junior doesn't seem to know Ajit Pai was ...
48828 Trump Junior doesn't seem to know Ajit Pai was ...
Warmed up my cold dead heart
48724 Warmed up my cold dead heart
Ted Cruz tries to explain Star Wars to Luke Sky...
47328 Ted Cruz tries to explain Star Wars to Luke Sky...
2017, November
Swift backhand
63401 Swift backhand
A classic
43726 A classic
Googled
41365 Googled
Another tragic gun death
39559 Another tragic gun death
Laying it on McDonald's
32052 Laying it on McDonald's
Scandinavian banter
31077 Scandinavian banter
Cops Don't Give Pretty Girls Tickets
30926 Cops Don't Give Pretty Girls Tickets
Blizzard
28759 Blizzard
“Pretty Face”
28206 “Pretty Face”
The Great Divide
27200 The Great Divide
2017, October
POTUS picks a twitter fight. Loses.
75782 POTUS picks a twitter fight. Loses.
Elon Musk doesn't like car companies.
42092 Elon Musk doesn't like car companies.
Studying anatomy pickup line
32736 Studying anatomy pickup line
Was told to post this here, my latest tinder co...
32051 Was told to post this here, my latest tinder co...
But if you had accepted the invitation...
31517 But if you had accepted the invitation...
Oof
25056 Oof
Fat Tire!
23471 Fat Tire!
Daddy doesn't care
21543 Daddy doesn't care
She had it coming...
18759 She had it coming...
Quick question about your product...
11089 Quick question about your product...
2017, September
Well he did win Florida...
10121 Well he did win Florida...
Ubisoft
5557 Ubisoft
Bad Tinder Pick-up line gets a dude wrecked
4476 Bad Tinder Pick-up line gets a dude wrecked
User Gets Destroyed By App Dev (xpost from r/qu...
2772 User Gets Destroyed By App Dev (xpost from r/qu...
Dead.
2764 Dead.
When the USMC verbally dunked on a keyboard war...
2382 When the USMC verbally dunked on a keyboard war...
Murdered By English Words At That!
1634 Murdered By English Words At That!
This guy probably owns all the milk truks
1301 This guy probably owns all the milk truks
Dale Hensen's response to recent protests
1202 Dale Hensen's response to recent protests
User accused of violating patent turns out to b...
517 User accused of violating patent turns out to b...
2017, August
A Trump fan calls Obama a pu**y. US Marine comp...
36007 A Trump fan calls Obama a pu**y. US Marine comp...
A murder in private
14544 A murder in private
Policy brutality at it's finest.
8480 Policy brutality at it's finest.
Next time check the username.
7990 Next time check the username.
Short and Sweet
5183 Short and Sweet
Repost from r/political humour "they're not naz...
4624 Repost from r/political humour "they're not naz...
Bill Maher vs. Al Gore
1063 Bill Maher vs. Al Gore
But mah patriarchy narrative!
763 But mah patriarchy narrative!
Unblocked just for this.
732 Unblocked just for this.
A Murder on Stack Overflow
639 A Murder on Stack Overflow
2017, July
Anti Vaxxer Logic from r/facepalm
6013 Anti Vaxxer Logic from r/facepalm
The Rainforest (x-post /r/quityourbullshit)
3675 The Rainforest (x-post /r/quityourbullshit)
"Spirited away is a metaphor for sex" {X-post -...
1083 "Spirited away is a metaphor for sex" {X-post -...
Kevin Durant's response to a troll
786 Kevin Durant's response to a troll
Pandas are going extinct because they can't ada...
241 Pandas are going extinct because they can't ada...
How one contestant made Anne Robinson feel like...
239 How one contestant made Anne Robinson feel like...
President Bartlett destroys Christian radio sho...
184 President Bartlett destroys Christian radio sho...
Rep. Duckworth Deplores Witness for Claiming Ve...
126 Rep. Duckworth Deplores Witness for Claiming Ve...
VP of Dave and Buster's shuts down a YouTuber.
114 VP of Dave and Buster's shuts down a YouTuber.
Luther Comes out of Retirement for a Few Choice...
99 Luther Comes out of Retirement for a Few Choice...
2017, June
Earth's mightiest insult
4116 Earth's mightiest insult
Man Making Fun of Magic Johnson's Son is Brutal...
3552 Man Making Fun of Magic Johnson's Son is Brutal...
Grover Norquist is sentenced to death by firing...
2746 Grover Norquist is sentenced to death by firing...
/u/Espereal on Mitch McConnell Refusing to Meet...
991 /u/Espereal on Mitch McConnell Refusing to Meet...
A message to the current President of the Unite...
185 A message to the current President of the Unite...
Cassetteboy murders Theresa May with her own words
184 Cassetteboy murders Theresa May with her own words
Dan Harmon rips into random instagramer.
164 Dan Harmon rips into random instagramer.
NBC News spokesman's response to Donald Trump's...
164 NBC News spokesman's response to Donald Trump's...
despite horrible grief, kindness and grace are ...
147 despite horrible grief, kindness and grace are ...
Fantasy author Scott Lynch murders a critic who...
138 Fantasy author Scott Lynch murders a critic who...
2017, May
Incendiary tweet gets burned at the stake.
9959 Incendiary tweet gets burned at the stake.
Bike parking
6909 Bike parking
Budget Assassin
5900 Budget Assassin
Why aren't Germans patriotic? (x-post r/germany)
4492 Why aren't Germans patriotic? (x-post r/germany)
Homophobe massacred
2629 Homophobe massacred
OP got Murdered by Grandma (x-Post OldPeopleFac...
1549 OP got Murdered by Grandma (x-Post OldPeopleFac...
Murder at the White House.
1072 Murder at the White House.
Man verbally attacks Rep. McArthur (R, NJ) to h...
585 Man verbally attacks Rep. McArthur (R, NJ) to h...
John Cleese on his divorce settlement: "What I ...
576 John Cleese on his divorce settlement: "What I ...
Eyebrow gap (x post from /r/awfuleyebrows)
530 Eyebrow gap (x post from /r/awfuleyebrows)
2017, April
From r/blackpeopletwitter
1777 From r/blackpeopletwitter
Philip DeFranco shuts down father who abuses ch...
1394 Philip DeFranco shuts down father who abuses ch...
Short, simple, and to the point (x-post from /r...
1006 Short, simple, and to the point (x-post from /r...
Looking for furniture after a breakup. Mom come...
242 Looking for furniture after a breakup. Mom come...
Cop tells how it is.
171 Cop tells how it is.
Muslim woman asks a question and probably wishe...
147 Muslim woman asks a question and probably wishe...
"At least I won't be unoriginal" - Matt Damon m...
142 "At least I won't be unoriginal" - Matt Damon m...
🔥 Samsung has no chill 🔥
128 🔥 Samsung has no chill 🔥
The New York Times brutalizes Guy Fieri's Flavo...
76 The New York Times brutalizes Guy Fieri's Flavo...
(MasterChef) Joe Bastianich is PISSED
75 (MasterChef) Joe Bastianich is PISSED
2017, March
Arnold murders an internet troll with words (xp...
1920 Arnold murders an internet troll with words (xp...
MySpace Tom with the comeback
1467 MySpace Tom with the comeback
J.K. Rowling commits murder
941 J.K. Rowling commits murder
Fucking brutal
560 Fucking brutal
Like Whoring Mother Gets Murdered by FaceBook C...
493 Like Whoring Mother Gets Murdered by FaceBook C...
Angry mother complains that she was treated poo...
341 Angry mother complains that she was treated poo...
That's a little harsh...
223 That's a little harsh...
Ted Koppel tells Sean Hannity to his face that ...
200 Ted Koppel tells Sean Hannity to his face that ...
Redditor calls out ex-reporter in her AMA.
183 Redditor calls out ex-reporter in her AMA.
Noam Chomsky gets yelled at by an angry audienc...
158 Noam Chomsky gets yelled at by an angry audienc...
2017, February
Bag him!
541 Bag him!
OP's statement about provoking "progressive mil...
353 OP's statement about provoking "progressive mil...
When factchecking applies only for the people t...
344 When factchecking applies only for the people t...
Immunologist responds to anti-vaxxer [x-post fr...
342 Immunologist responds to anti-vaxxer [x-post fr...
Magikarp used burn - it was super effective!
250 Magikarp used burn - it was super effective!
Jon Stewart to the media "It's time to break up...
154 Jon Stewart to the media "It's time to break up...
Charlie Chaplin murders greed, cruelty, and tyr...
127 Charlie Chaplin murders greed, cruelty, and tyr...
Bill Maher kills it calling out Liberal Outrage...
109 Bill Maher kills it calling out Liberal Outrage...
Family Guy - Meg stands up for herself
109 Family Guy - Meg stands up for herself
Civics junkie responds to a question about Trum...
91 Civics junkie responds to a question about Trum...
2017, January
Donald Trump schooled on voter fraud.
588 Donald Trump schooled on voter fraud.
R.I.P. Piers Morgan
487 R.I.P. Piers Morgan
Arnold Schwarzenegger to Donald Trump: "I wish ...
374 Arnold Schwarzenegger to Donald Trump: "I wish ...
Cosmopolitan gets told
259 Cosmopolitan gets told
Sen. Al Franken grills Betsy DeVos on her suppo...
252 Sen. Al Franken grills Betsy DeVos on her suppo...
Apparently David Bowie used to mess with fans o...
209 Apparently David Bowie used to mess with fans o...
xkcd murders a wannabe casanova.
188 xkcd murders a wannabe casanova.
Manslaughter committed by Facebook friend calli...
172 Manslaughter committed by Facebook friend calli...
/u/Anzai explains in detail why the "alternativ...
125 /u/Anzai explains in detail why the "alternativ...
Fact checking gone deadly
123 Fact checking gone deadly