/r/MurderedByWords - top ten submissions for each month of 2018

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2018, December
True words
131648 True words
Just pulled the lever to the verbal guillotine.
96856 Just pulled the lever to the verbal guillotine.
Murder from 3rd Degree burn
92613 Murder from 3rd Degree burn
Disabled parking should only be valid during bu...
92067 Disabled parking should only be valid during bu...
Anti-vaxxers are another damn breed
78205 Anti-vaxxers are another damn breed
Tomi Lahren get sniped by an 11-year old
69595 Tomi Lahren get sniped by an 11-year old
Atleast I'm not an Idiot.
69491 Atleast I'm not an Idiot.
What a unique set of words
64127 What a unique set of words
Trump criticizes Trump
63540 Trump criticizes Trump
How you gonna murder someone in a wheelchair li...
62580 How you gonna murder someone in a wheelchair li...
2018, November
James Bloodsworth tells off Huffington Post aft...
82067 James Bloodsworth tells off Huffington Post aft...
I can't believe you've done this
72227 I can't believe you've done this
Blunt force trauma to the back of the hair style
67053 Blunt force trauma to the back of the hair style
Anti-vaxxer claims people are just too lazy to ...
60300 Anti-vaxxer claims people are just too lazy to ...
Teenager Explains Global Warming to Old Man
59706 Teenager Explains Global Warming to Old Man
What did he think was an alternative?
50623 What did he think was an alternative?
A murder of Presidential proportions
50575 A murder of Presidential proportions
Also, he pinned the comment.
49825 Also, he pinned the comment.
Don’t tell me I’m wrong everrrr again
44390 Don’t tell me I’m wrong everrrr again
I mean... Its accurate.
44160 I mean... Its accurate.
2018, October
Jeremy Lins response to Kenyon Martin
83714 Jeremy Lins response to Kenyon Martin
Short n sweet
73326 Short n sweet
Horrible person is called out.
60919 Horrible person is called out.
George Clooney's response to Donald Trump calli...
53050 George Clooney's response to Donald Trump calli...
Best POSSIBLE Response to "Jamie Lee Curtis wie...
50745 Best POSSIBLE Response to "Jamie Lee Curtis wie...
Abigail Spanberger running for the House in Vir...
49238 Abigail Spanberger running for the House in Vir...
Man's wife has a better explanation for where t...
41136 Man's wife has a better explanation for where t...
On a post about a Berkeley student getting kick...
40844 On a post about a Berkeley student getting kick...
Sweden is a rape capital of the world.
39462 Sweden is a rape capital of the world.
If you owned a bank and left the door wide open...
39300 If you owned a bank and left the door wide open...
2018, September
In this obscure world, memes are facts.
65018 In this obscure world, memes are facts.
That final sentence tho
54327 That final sentence tho
What have you done for me lately?
49689 What have you done for me lately?
When a joke turns into a burn
47309 When a joke turns into a burn
Multiple programmers found with severe burns at...
46438 Multiple programmers found with severe burns at...
Company replying to criticism over their leathe...
45455 Company replying to criticism over their leathe...
Is it really just your body?
42903 Is it really just your body?
Comment thread in an Eminem vs. MGK debate
40034 Comment thread in an Eminem vs. MGK debate
And he could go on...
38811 And he could go on...
Vegan elitist is called out.
35477 Vegan elitist is called out.
2018, August
Fox News went after socialism in Denmark, big m...
88442 Fox News went after socialism in Denmark, big m...
Didn’t think that was going anywhere until it...
85882 Didn’t think that was going anywhere until it...
It’s not brain surgery.
64499 It’s not brain surgery.
To spot a Scotsman...
62593 To spot a Scotsman...
Man sends unsolicited dick pic, gets accused of...
62501 Man sends unsolicited dick pic, gets accused of...
Homophobic parent has deposit donated to Stonew...
56974 Homophobic parent has deposit donated to Stonew...
Don't add your boss on Facebook
53433 Don't add your boss on Facebook
Gold bar in a trash bag
50269 Gold bar in a trash bag
Burnt huckleberry pie
49262 Burnt huckleberry pie
Anti Vaxxer destroyed with her own logic.
46371 Anti Vaxxer destroyed with her own logic.
2018, July
A murder by words about words
74025 A murder by words about words
I didn't take it as a compliment.
59685 I didn't take it as a compliment.
Kumail murders Elon
58899 Kumail murders Elon
Inconvenience fee.
56692 Inconvenience fee.
10 seconds, go.
55988 10 seconds, go.
I felt that one from here
53479 I felt that one from here
What's your expertise?
48246 What's your expertise?
This murder was so sick I had to translate it f...
44693 This murder was so sick I had to translate it f...
*smashes wheelchair on his face*
39227 *smashes wheelchair on his face*
Facts vs. Opinions
37041 Facts vs. Opinions
2018, June
Talk to your dad, please. He might listen to you.
76355 Talk to your dad, please. He might listen to you.
It's the first sentence
55192 It's the first sentence
At least New York has better pizzas!
49979 At least New York has better pizzas!
Absentee dad takes a beating
43464 Absentee dad takes a beating
Oink
43055 Oink
J. K. Rowling burn
42183 J. K. Rowling burn
Crying daughter
39536 Crying daughter
I guess you can say penny isn’t very wise
37615 I guess you can say penny isn’t very wise
Trying to deal with a bully
37420 Trying to deal with a bully
Critic of cultural appropriation gets murdered ...
37417 Critic of cultural appropriation gets murdered ...
2018, May
Double standards.
64343 Double standards.
DJ Khaled death by Dictionary
58750 DJ Khaled death by Dictionary
Japanese Tea Party
54737 Japanese Tea Party
Irish pagan socity is out for blood
50627 Irish pagan socity is out for blood
Just found this on Quora
47072 Just found this on Quora
ft. iamverysmart
45726 ft. iamverysmart
This is why you don't go after a comedian
44663 This is why you don't go after a comedian
Twitter singe
39229 Twitter singe
I've witnessed a murder
33699 I've witnessed a murder
Shut down on twitter
28837 Shut down on twitter
2018, April
Netflix just posted this
83388 Netflix just posted this
Patriotism at its finest
57232 Patriotism at its finest
he gets extra praise because he's a man
52817 he gets extra praise because he's a man
Call 911
52217 Call 911
“This kind of crap needs to die so that peopl...
49100 “This kind of crap needs to die so that peopl...
i'd love to hear how this isnt cultural appropr...
46554 i'd love to hear how this isnt cultural appropr...
Anti-vaxxer gets told off
45301 Anti-vaxxer gets told off
Federal Budgets. How do they work?
44878 Federal Budgets. How do they work?
Fatality
44279 Fatality
Women can be combat veterans, too.
41627 Women can be combat veterans, too.
2018, March
This woman’s response to Roy Moore who is ask...
70917 This woman’s response to Roy Moore who is ask...
Sick 🔥🔥🔥
54919 Sick 🔥🔥🔥
More weapon = more safety
53635 More weapon = more safety
She planted a garden on his grave
40706 She planted a garden on his grave
Fat shaming takes a turn
40098 Fat shaming takes a turn
Musk strikes back!
38830 Musk strikes back!
Millennials are killing libraries now
36835 Millennials are killing libraries now
Ouch
36627 Ouch
FB troll murdered by Arnold
36573 FB troll murdered by Arnold
But then why doesn't the second amendment give ...
31861 But then why doesn't the second amendment give ...
2018, February
*No problem*
70512 *No problem*
Paul Ryan tries to tout a 1.50 a week raise, ge...
61865 Paul Ryan tries to tout a 1.50 a week raise, ge...
Butterfingers shows no mercy
59702 Butterfingers shows no mercy
Cole Sprouse Twitter
57250 Cole Sprouse Twitter
Elon Musk did nothing wrong
55773 Elon Musk did nothing wrong
A perfect takedown
53160 A perfect takedown
Unarmed man murdered by 4 killers
52177 Unarmed man murdered by 4 killers
X-post from r/boottoobig but fits much better here
50223 X-post from r/boottoobig but fits much better here
Thank god for twitter
46925 Thank god for twitter
You fucking buffoon
43959 You fucking buffoon
2018, January
Someone Call The Fire Department
74505 Someone Call The Fire Department
Attempted troll backfires
68204 Attempted troll backfires
People with depression do not need a doctor.
65605 People with depression do not need a doctor.
Freed slave’s response to former master’s p...
63912 Freed slave’s response to former master’s p...
She is a Horrible Sister
60429 She is a Horrible Sister
Does this count?
55681 Does this count?
Science 101 Murder
53089 Science 101 Murder
Dan Bilzerian murdered by Diplo
50897 Dan Bilzerian murdered by Diplo
Tomi Lahren gets destroyed again
47527 Tomi Lahren gets destroyed again
Rekt by Washington Post ❤️
42738 Rekt by Washington Post ❤️