/r/MurderedByWords - top ten submissions for each month of 2019

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2019, December
Murdered with one word almost 3 years later
156511 Murdered with one word almost 3 years later
Wendy’s is at it again
132232 Wendy’s is at it again
She hit the target right in the middle.
98338 She hit the target right in the middle.
Classic flat earther
89451 Classic flat earther
The comments are full of things like this
83591 The comments are full of things like this
call out cultural appropriation
81450 call out cultural appropriation
how to start a fundamentalist cult in a few sim...
80051 how to start a fundamentalist cult in a few sim...
DC deserves a murder for mishandling Superman t...
79898 DC deserves a murder for mishandling Superman t...
No ambulance needed, they already dead.
78384 No ambulance needed, they already dead.
The media has such a bad rep. What a perfectly ...
77643 The media has such a bad rep. What a perfectly ...
2019, November
Murdered by laws
124624 Murdered by laws
Taken to school
113397 Taken to school
Boomer gets roasted on Twitter after saying the...
111298 Boomer gets roasted on Twitter after saying the...
Hello 911? I’d like to report a murder. The w...
104668 Hello 911? I’d like to report a murder. The w...
He's gonna need a 21 gun salute after that
89179 He's gonna need a 21 gun salute after that
I subsist on the dew of the universe, I dunno a...
86044 I subsist on the dew of the universe, I dunno a...
Accurate response
80106 Accurate response
Special delivery 🙃
79181 Special delivery 🙃
What a reply!
77163 What a reply!
nothing can fix that
75379 nothing can fix that
2019, October
Now sit your ass down, Stefan.
115991 Now sit your ass down, Stefan.
Find a different career.
115934 Find a different career.
That generation just doesn't have their priorit...
112140 That generation just doesn't have their priorit...
Shocking...especially with Apple's record on pr...
104996 Shocking...especially with Apple's record on pr...
Religious fruitcake gets taken down
96553 Religious fruitcake gets taken down
My body my choice
90180 My body my choice
What’s scarier than measles? Antivaxxers.
86686 What’s scarier than measles? Antivaxxers.
Bill O’Reilly gets fact checked by Beto.
85931 Bill O’Reilly gets fact checked by Beto.
Same game, different level
77756 Same game, different level
Complete the quote.
77635 Complete the quote.
2019, September
FBI? This tweet right here
128103 FBI? This tweet right here
This guy wants all the cake.
112256 This guy wants all the cake.
Wise advice!
111934 Wise advice!
Yellow tape around her body it's a fucking homi...
107220 Yellow tape around her body it's a fucking homi...
Props to Will and Jaden Smith
97265 Props to Will and Jaden Smith
The irony
88292 The irony
It's never just about a cake
88048 It's never just about a cake
I gave my class a "learning assessment" and got...
80216 I gave my class a "learning assessment" and got...
So frustrating, Joel!
77717 So frustrating, Joel!
Hurricane Watch
69098 Hurricane Watch
2019, August
Murdered by numbers?
120295 Murdered by numbers?
Shots fired, two men down
114404 Shots fired, two men down
An effortless genocide
107083 An effortless genocide
Be careful who you mess with
103519 Be careful who you mess with
Murdered by kindness.
99986 Murdered by kindness.
Apparently, it's impossible for women to be sma...
97766 Apparently, it's impossible for women to be sma...
Just imagine if trucks and guns have the same s...
92449 Just imagine if trucks and guns have the same s...
A much needed murder
89924 A much needed murder
Songwriter murders stepmom
89047 Songwriter murders stepmom
When a fella tries to "get out of my country" a...
88020 When a fella tries to "get out of my country" a...
2019, July
No problem
101042 No problem
Mmm spicy
99263 Mmm spicy
Cut the shit lady. You CHOSE the bathroom.
96121 Cut the shit lady. You CHOSE the bathroom.
You could call this a soft murder
91565 You could call this a soft murder
New to reddit. Hope it belongs
91531 New to reddit. Hope it belongs
Destruction of the highest magnitude
86409 Destruction of the highest magnitude
The USA won the match but lost the war
82389 The USA won the match but lost the war
Thou shalt not murder
80053 Thou shalt not murder
Florida man strikes again
78778 Florida man strikes again
Children are savages
72942 Children are savages
2019, June
Taken to school.
96175 Taken to school.
Nobody has been attacked more than Trump!!
95420 Nobody has been attacked more than Trump!!
Turned into pork rinds.
88190 Turned into pork rinds.
Help! They keep murdering Mr. President!
83717 Help! They keep murdering Mr. President!
Gotta teach people a thing or two
77502 Gotta teach people a thing or two
GaydolphShitler Slays
72612 GaydolphShitler Slays
Anti vaxxers are really easy targets but....
69162 Anti vaxxers are really easy targets but....
This is getting out of hand.
68697 This is getting out of hand.
Political Smackdown.
68234 Political Smackdown.
Failed Dallas shooter getting roasted on Twitter
68208 Failed Dallas shooter getting roasted on Twitter
2019, May
I dunno, man
96408 I dunno, man
That backfired
92297 That backfired
Dead and buried
87595 Dead and buried
You thought the coconut water business is a game?
81055 You thought the coconut water business is a game?
Today, the US Army tweeted a Memorial Day theme...
80872 Today, the US Army tweeted a Memorial Day theme...
Kicked out off army just because he was gay
77772 Kicked out off army just because he was gay
Think I found one!
74190 Think I found one!
another brutally honest comment on the US army ...
67141 another brutally honest comment on the US army ...
Arnold Schwarzenegger replies.
64192 Arnold Schwarzenegger replies.
Hard to come back from this one😂
62896 Hard to come back from this one😂
2019, April
Your “logic” deserves a slap in the face
92044 Your “logic” deserves a slap in the face
Please forgive if already posted! I lol'd hard
89640 Please forgive if already posted! I lol'd hard
Death by cheap, accessible literature
84522 Death by cheap, accessible literature
Working class tales
83142 Working class tales
absolute piece of human trash
83118 absolute piece of human trash
Carefully, he’s a hero
81516 Carefully, he’s a hero
Asian has had enough
74710 Asian has had enough
I'd say this counts
73053 I'd say this counts
Children get all the fucking recognition
68623 Children get all the fucking recognition
Logic destroys insane woman
67225 Logic destroys insane woman
2019, March
New Zealand
113474 New Zealand
Well, when you put it that way...
93756 Well, when you put it that way...
Shots fired, all units to sector 15B
87648 Shots fired, all units to sector 15B
Short and to the point
85190 Short and to the point
Check mate priests
83156 Check mate priests
A whole paragraph of relentless stabbing
77417 A whole paragraph of relentless stabbing
OP is a janitor. A redditor had his back covered
77099 OP is a janitor. A redditor had his back covered
When you can’t join them, beat them
71049 When you can’t join them, beat them
What does Puerto Rico contribute?
68884 What does Puerto Rico contribute?
Well played, France.
66331 Well played, France.
2019, February
Boomer murdered for shitty take (resubmitted wi...
88237 Boomer murdered for shitty take (resubmitted wi...
Enough said.
86330 Enough said.
Trust us...
78315 Trust us...
Paul Ryan gets destroyed
77592 Paul Ryan gets destroyed
This lady is a badass
77092 This lady is a badass
Don Jr should just become the side bar for this...
76076 Don Jr should just become the side bar for this...
Guy kills all four Bachelors with 0 bullets
75514 Guy kills all four Bachelors with 0 bullets
Some fire served from the underworld
73220 Some fire served from the underworld
Taken from r/sadcringe but fits here perfectly
70398 Taken from r/sadcringe but fits here perfectly
Purple heart war vet or orange ass hole?
69319 Purple heart war vet or orange ass hole?
2019, January
On a comment thread about UPS and USPS workers
121526 On a comment thread about UPS and USPS workers
Not 100% sure this belongs here
109977 Not 100% sure this belongs here
Postize just got annihilated
107612 Postize just got annihilated
Kill Theirs or Educate Ours?
102641 Kill Theirs or Educate Ours?
Took only 4 words
98404 Took only 4 words
The fact that he never removed the post surpris...
97361 The fact that he never removed the post surpris...
Jim McGovern is brutal af but honest words.
96533 Jim McGovern is brutal af but honest words.
Choosing a Mutual Fund &gt; PayPal
89732 Choosing a Mutual Fund &gt; PayPal
MatPat resurrects the Daily Caller article just...
88227 MatPat resurrects the Daily Caller article just...
Also, r/Advice.
85239 Also, r/Advice.