/r/MurderedByWords - top ten submissions for each month of 2020

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2020, December
Just plain brutal
144386 Just plain brutal
A beautiful way to call someone a selfish, enti...
138067 A beautiful way to call someone a selfish, enti...
Hits it right on the nose
125755 Hits it right on the nose
"One nation, under God"
122472 "One nation, under God"
The part about pilot's salary surprised me
113496 The part about pilot's salary surprised me
Why can't people just enjoy the holidays?
110371 Why can't people just enjoy the holidays?
Grandmothers are overrated
103600 Grandmothers are overrated
Beautifully pointing out how Jack doesn’t kno...
100973 Beautifully pointing out how Jack doesn’t kno...
An extra large serving of reality
93295 An extra large serving of reality
I proudly served in the Gay Wars of '07
88337 I proudly served in the Gay Wars of '07
2020, November
Due for some good luck eventually
148345 Due for some good luck eventually
Does he intentionally try to be this creepy?
115747 Does he intentionally try to be this creepy?
'Murica, fuck yeah!
111301 'Murica, fuck yeah!
WTF are light language and sacred geometry?
110348 WTF are light language and sacred geometry?
It's my God-given right to spit on other people
100884 It's my God-given right to spit on other people
The nerve of the man!
90620 The nerve of the man!
It's a valid question, Dave
89469 It's a valid question, Dave
sarah has been reported dead
88766 sarah has been reported dead
They're complaining about the wrong type of fem...
87940 They're complaining about the wrong type of fem...
Well, yes, but not really, no
86216 Well, yes, but not really, no
2020, October
Someone on the Walmart social media team has ha...
136794 Someone on the Walmart social media team has ha...
She'd like to speak to the manager
136448 She'd like to speak to the manager
Such delicate snowflakes
129338 Such delicate snowflakes
Very fine people, on both sides
124564 Very fine people, on both sides
Fuck you, Scottie
120822 Fuck you, Scottie
Millennials are killing the... <shuffles deck> ...
103044 Millennials are killing the... <shuffles deck> ...
Yes, do tell her
100339 Yes, do tell her
Getting exposed to his bitterness
99610 Getting exposed to his bitterness
It's simple logic, and therefore completely unf...
90107 It's simple logic, and therefore completely unf...
Homophobia is manmade
87670 Homophobia is manmade
2020, September
Don't defend corporations, they will not return...
152904 Don't defend corporations, they will not return...
The first guy was sooo close
122764 The first guy was sooo close
Guy finds his BIL‘s post of recently getting ...
114508 Guy finds his BIL‘s post of recently getting ...
That moment when an anti-vaxx mom is called out...
113847 That moment when an anti-vaxx mom is called out...
Freedom seeds, anger pipes and boo-hoo water
104288 Freedom seeds, anger pipes and boo-hoo water
Really weird, isn't it?
101831 Really weird, isn't it?
Is it true
85943 Is it true
If I was Bill Gates I'd just tell the world to ...
85438 If I was Bill Gates I'd just tell the world to ...
This is 'Murica, speak 'Murican!
78173 This is 'Murica, speak 'Murican!
Contrary to popular belief, JK Rowling did not ...
75816 Contrary to popular belief, JK Rowling did not ...
2020, August
Say it like you mean it
134146 Say it like you mean it
I love Arnold's wholesome murders
133599 I love Arnold's wholesome murders
I know, I know! It's the second one, right?
121847 I know, I know! It's the second one, right?
Half truths are all lies
117265 Half truths are all lies
We the people
110880 We the people
Maybe not the first, but definitely the most fa...
105806 Maybe not the first, but definitely the most fa...
Or just stop being a dick at all, really
98275 Or just stop being a dick at all, really
It's all a question of narrative
86102 It's all a question of narrative
Who knew it was just that simple?!
84530 Who knew it was just that simple?!
Or maybe the movie just sucked
83117 Or maybe the movie just sucked
2020, July
That's just how it is though, isn't it?
164467 That's just how it is though, isn't it?
I'm gonna take the surgeon's side on this one
150236 I'm gonna take the surgeon's side on this one
And then there's Kanye...
144297 And then there's Kanye...
If he were here he'd consume these morons with ...
127157 If he were here he'd consume these morons with ...
Millennials are destroying the eating industry
122393 Millennials are destroying the eating industry
Does it make sense for you now?
115605 Does it make sense for you now?
Fuckin' war criminals, I tell ya
115529 Fuckin' war criminals, I tell ya
Yeah science sucks...
110798 Yeah science sucks...
Dealing with the consequences of your actions
110281 Dealing with the consequences of your actions
Yes, it's to refrain from common sense
101518 Yes, it's to refrain from common sense
2020, June
Very strange, indeed
124716 Very strange, indeed
Tear gas civilians, they bring gas masks. Wow w...
122574 Tear gas civilians, they bring gas masks. Wow w...
Why do old people insist on doing this?
120098 Why do old people insist on doing this?
Good old Meghan McCain. I assume she’s a stap...
119556 Good old Meghan McCain. I assume she’s a stap...
Whoops, Matt Walsh.
111265 Whoops, Matt Walsh.
Percentages are just so confusing
110594 Percentages are just so confusing
Now *that* is bravery
108951 Now *that* is bravery
Shocked_Pikachu_Face.jpeg
91239 Shocked_Pikachu_Face.jpeg
It’s like the world doesn’t understand what...
87363 It’s like the world doesn’t understand what...
It seems to hard to remember we're STILL in the...
85236 It seems to hard to remember we're STILL in the...
2020, May
this chick spews the most outrageous stuff
134792 this chick spews the most outrageous stuff
This is what this type of parenting leads to.
89322 This is what this type of parenting leads to.
In a discussion over the value of face masks du...
79264 In a discussion over the value of face masks du...
Karen doesn't see the need for fact checking
75828 Karen doesn't see the need for fact checking
Do British People even have food that doesn't e...
74752 Do British People even have food that doesn't e...
In a shower thoughts thread “Telling a man to...
72847 In a shower thoughts thread “Telling a man to...
That's how this works right?
68633 That's how this works right?
Please try again
65899 Please try again
Tom Wolf is the Governor of Pennsylvania, FYI. ...
65572 Tom Wolf is the Governor of Pennsylvania, FYI. ...
A murder of the highest order
65319 A murder of the highest order
2020, April
News just in. A horse is in fact, a horse.
98559 News just in. A horse is in fact, a horse.
Don't you think it's a little weird?
84954 Don't you think it's a little weird?
Rip cooper’s dog, and Eric
79534 Rip cooper’s dog, and Eric
Jesus can't save you
72404 Jesus can't save you
Seatbelts = Vaccines
72222 Seatbelts = Vaccines
3 Oh Damns weren't enough!
70992 3 Oh Damns weren't enough!
Sorry, Thomas Paine. 200 years later, it's stil...
70412 Sorry, Thomas Paine. 200 years later, it's stil...
*Mom and Dad clapping in the background*
68832 *Mom and Dad clapping in the background*
Happy Easter from Michigan!
66960 Happy Easter from Michigan!
TwO tYpEs Of NaTiOns: ThOsE wHo uSe mEtrIc, AnD...
66157 TwO tYpEs Of NaTiOns: ThOsE wHo uSe mEtrIc, AnD...
2020, March
Jurgen Klopp's response when asked about Corona...
140317 Jurgen Klopp's response when asked about Corona...
Two can play that game.
136477 Two can play that game.
Trump supporter jokes about taking food from Be...
104465 Trump supporter jokes about taking food from Be...
Hope it belongs here
86988 Hope it belongs here
Roll tide!
85231 Roll tide!
Coronavirus side effect: Major burns
82333 Coronavirus side effect: Major burns
He said the quiet part out loud
81484 He said the quiet part out loud
Getting advice from Karen?
79014 Getting advice from Karen?
One of the best responses to a "CoRoNa WoNt kIl...
78750 One of the best responses to a "CoRoNa WoNt kIl...
Thinking smart
78394 Thinking smart
2020, February
You can disagree with an opinion, but the math ...
119972 You can disagree with an opinion, but the math ...
ViDeO gAmEs CaUsE vIoLeNcE
108896 ViDeO gAmEs CaUsE vIoLeNcE
A better headline
103921 A better headline
Murdered by the Word of God.
103677 Murdered by the Word of God.
Yes. Great point. Yes.
102274 Yes. Great point. Yes.
They also have poor swordsman skill
100060 They also have poor swordsman skill
Ain't no right way
99842 Ain't no right way
That's tough.
90180 That's tough.
Username checks out
89141 Username checks out
I mean technically the truth?
85223 I mean technically the truth?
2020, January
Holy hell! Call the morgue
128638 Holy hell! Call the morgue
So apparently Tarentino is as savage in real li...
118136 So apparently Tarentino is as savage in real li...
Someone help me budget this
109074 Someone help me budget this
Trying to relate to their viewers
88269 Trying to relate to their viewers
We should totally trust the billionaires to tel...
85476 We should totally trust the billionaires to tel...
Dan Wootton’s worst take
84227 Dan Wootton’s worst take
Promptly blocked after this
82167 Promptly blocked after this
She set the record straight
82141 She set the record straight
This could start a war
81857 This could start a war
A verbal murder about a real murder
80615 A verbal murder about a real murder