/r/MurderedByWords - top ten submissions for each month of 2021

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2021, December
Win-win situation
88502 Win-win situation
The british sure did that well
85941 The british sure did that well
Millennials are ruining population stability
76197 Millennials are ruining population stability
Bro hit him with the receipt.💀💀☠️☠️
75841 Bro hit him with the receipt.💀💀☠️☠️
Someone thinks they're the main character
68785 Someone thinks they're the main character
No, no. He's got a point
68283 No, no. He's got a point
Love it when people use dead celebs to push an ...
65566 Love it when people use dead celebs to push an ...
So vaccines are racist now.
62478 So vaccines are racist now.
According to NORAD, Santa is currently masked w...
54596 According to NORAD, Santa is currently masked w...
Nobody's raisin' this murder victim
52578 Nobody's raisin' this murder victim
2021, November
Weird Al Yankovic destroys Kid Rock’s new mus...
121802 Weird Al Yankovic destroys Kid Rock’s new mus...
A 16 year old takes her shot and politely dispa...
104284 A 16 year old takes her shot and politely dispa...
What makes fetal heartbeat so special?
97074 What makes fetal heartbeat so special?
Don't be that guy
94984 Don't be that guy
Trying to be Overly PC is Pandering
83837 Trying to be Overly PC is Pandering
Say it louder!
82802 Say it louder!
The audacity of some people...
77218 The audacity of some people...
The line between education and brainwashing is ...
73376 The line between education and brainwashing is ...
Savage burn on the prosecution
68851 Savage burn on the prosecution
Armadillos are funny looking animals
62381 Armadillos are funny looking animals
2021, October
Little dicks
95488 Little dicks
CaN'T FinD AnYoNE tO hIrE
93431 CaN'T FinD AnYoNE tO hIrE
Same same, but different
89809 Same same, but different
Parental disparages
88033 Parental disparages
He created us perfect
82772 He created us perfect
Reading is for suckers
82541 Reading is for suckers
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
80366 See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
I'm a rocketman
68340 I'm a rocketman
Alabama would like to have a word
68005 Alabama would like to have a word
Some things you just can’t recover from
66783 Some things you just can’t recover from
2021, September
Don't forget to recycle
99328 Don't forget to recycle
Embarrassing, indeed
91198 Embarrassing, indeed
Pot, meet kettle
87917 Pot, meet kettle
Shame on you, Crayola!
82990 Shame on you, Crayola!
Is that more of an oops or a whoops?
79033 Is that more of an oops or a whoops?
Say her name
71356 Say her name
Sometimes you can find some gold in YouTube com...
67444 Sometimes you can find some gold in YouTube com...
way to kill a whole community
67282 way to kill a whole community
Satanists just don't acknowledge religions
63024 Satanists just don't acknowledge religions
Bad reception
60411 Bad reception
2021, August
At a loss for words on this one
90545 At a loss for words on this one
It's literally in the name
89031 It's literally in the name
Redirection at its finest
86674 Redirection at its finest
EA asks users to tell them what makes them a Si...
83883 EA asks users to tell them what makes them a Si...
Some people really need to stop thinking about ...
79250 Some people really need to stop thinking about ...
Don't disrespect Tom Hanks
79122 Don't disrespect Tom Hanks
What did you do?
75725 What did you do?
It's cause I'm an aquarius
75431 It's cause I'm an aquarius
There is nothing inherently great about any cou...
75232 There is nothing inherently great about any cou...
It's so obvious and they still miss it
74750 It's so obvious and they still miss it
2021, July
I've had a 32" TV for longer than I'd like to a...
127374 I've had a 32" TV for longer than I'd like to a...
The internet is full of know-it-alls that actua...
119803 The internet is full of know-it-alls that actua...
Maybe don't argue with the writer?
106393 Maybe don't argue with the writer?
Why beat around the bush?
106258 Why beat around the bush?
I'm pro-control over women
105706 I'm pro-control over women
Championship level response
101055 Championship level response
ExTrEmIsT VeGaNs
100414 ExTrEmIsT VeGaNs
Wait, are they not supposed to do that?
85312 Wait, are they not supposed to do that?
Much ado about nothing
81383 Much ado about nothing
Literal chad murders Twitch in Steam Deck launc...
81394 Literal chad murders Twitch in Steam Deck launc...
2021, June
Gravity falls creator alex hirsch murders disne...
138364 Gravity falls creator alex hirsch murders disne...
God vs Humanity
117526 God vs Humanity
Once wasn't enough, he came back for more
113910 Once wasn't enough, he came back for more
That's EXACTLY what you are supposed to do
111753 That's EXACTLY what you are supposed to do
They're such nice people!
106254 They're such nice people!
I once knew a Peacock.
100084 I once knew a Peacock.
It's almost as if
99768 It's almost as if
Yes, the answer is yes
98953 Yes, the answer is yes
How dare you work only one job to support your ...
94444 How dare you work only one job to support your ...
Just so we’re clear
94024 Just so we’re clear
2021, May
Oh, no! Anything but that!
152051 Oh, no! Anything but that!
Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who...
144941 Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who...
I like the second guy’s energy
144792 I like the second guy’s energy
Get wrecked...
136919 Get wrecked...
Ironic how that works, huh?
135302 Ironic how that works, huh?
Yeah, that'll work
120038 Yeah, that'll work
The media makes it to be a feel good story over...
115680 The media makes it to be a feel good story over...
“Totally Insane!”
112487 “Totally Insane!”
Who doesn't love irony?
105548 Who doesn't love irony?
The ol' switcheroo
104826 The ol' switcheroo
2021, April
Why is "Lunch Debt" a thing that is allowed to ...
164688 Why is "Lunch Debt" a thing that is allowed to ...
That went over like a lead balloon
138801 That went over like a lead balloon
USA! USA! We're number 1... except when it come...
135146 USA! USA! We're number 1... except when it come...
Pick me, pick me!
126934 Pick me, pick me!
Laws are for lesser beings, now go away
126240 Laws are for lesser beings, now go away
"I Don’t Understand Marches"
125943 "I Don’t Understand Marches"
You do mine and I'll do yours
115642 You do mine and I'll do yours
Tell her what she's won, Johnny!
111879 Tell her what she's won, Johnny!
An effortless genocide
108638 An effortless genocide
I'll bet they do, at least the Senior NCOs
96755 I'll bet they do, at least the Senior NCOs
2021, March
$10 to clean the bathroom?!
137471 $10 to clean the bathroom?!
Do as I say....
127745 Do as I say....
Holy crap
114423 Holy crap
Your bigotry is showing...
114018 Your bigotry is showing...
Probably not even the full 30 minutes
112911 Probably not even the full 30 minutes
Damn millennials!
101930 Damn millennials!
Muh Freedums!!!
94965 Muh Freedums!!!
The best putdowns come from the truth
91307 The best putdowns come from the truth
Trust him, he's a pro
90546 Trust him, he's a pro
Don't rise above yourself, peon
89084 Don't rise above yourself, peon
2021, February
Did they really think that answer was a good one?
190487 Did they really think that answer was a good one?
Gas pump (doesn't) go brrrrr
167137 Gas pump (doesn't) go brrrrr
Waddaya say, then?
157796 Waddaya say, then?
Jonah Hill puts the Daily Rag in its place
151729 Jonah Hill puts the Daily Rag in its place
A short history lesson
134871 A short history lesson
Whoever runs Wendy's Twitter account needs a raise
131253 Whoever runs Wendy's Twitter account needs a raise
America, fuck yeah!
118438 America, fuck yeah!
Why are people still on the side of the billion...
105075 Why are people still on the side of the billion...
Wine is thicker than blood
97360 Wine is thicker than blood
A very important point
97169 A very important point
2021, January
All of a sudden “Law & Order” doesn’t apply?
201888 All of a sudden “Law & Order” doesn’t apply?
Better hope his house doesn't catch on fire!
161184 Better hope his house doesn't catch on fire!
Do some research before spouting nonsense
144951 Do some research before spouting nonsense
You dense mother f@#ker!
135914 You dense mother f@#ker!
In the interests of public safety
126889 In the interests of public safety
Then why get a dog???
120040 Then why get a dog???
What DID China do?
117800 What DID China do?
He took out 5 people with 1 word.
116011 He took out 5 people with 1 word.
I use CAPITAL LETTERS to sound SMARTER
97253 I use CAPITAL LETTERS to sound SMARTER
Murdered on Reddit's AMA
97147 Murdered on Reddit's AMA