/r/MurderedByWords - top ten submissions for each month of 2022

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2022, December
I know I certainly don't
83447 I know I certainly don't
Short and sweet
80752 Short and sweet
Is Musk seriously this stupid?
78689 Is Musk seriously this stupid?
CashApp is how we rank countries
76011 CashApp is how we rank countries
Checkmate, atheists!
75367 Checkmate, atheists!
What more context is needed?
75272 What more context is needed?
The loophole cops don't want you to know
74240 The loophole cops don't want you to know
Don't worry, you haven't been cancelled
73788 Don't worry, you haven't been cancelled
Company twitter tries to rely on toxic masculin...
64011 Company twitter tries to rely on toxic masculin...
Murdered for insulting the military
63613 Murdered for insulting the military
2022, November
Stop trying to make Alpha males a thing
96869 Stop trying to make Alpha males a thing
Smacked by his own platform
93801 Smacked by his own platform
yes officer that comment right there
92379 yes officer that comment right there
Luckily the Bible makes it all clear to me.
85360 Luckily the Bible makes it all clear to me.
Pretending to know what you're talking about
84084 Pretending to know what you're talking about
Does this count as work?
79154 Does this count as work?
Found in a twitter thread about overworked Star...
78243 Found in a twitter thread about overworked Star...
It's just too easy
75730 It's just too easy
Elon is the new Ben Shapiro
72838 Elon is the new Ben Shapiro
The USA won the match but lost the war
65477 The USA won the match but lost the war
2022, October
How insulting
141678 How insulting
All I wanna do
98780 All I wanna do
Schooled with facts
76951 Schooled with facts
Insanely naive Elon Musk gets called out about ...
76062 Insanely naive Elon Musk gets called out about ...
Almost as if you're full of shit
73584 Almost as if you're full of shit
Elon, who asked you?
68340 Elon, who asked you?
Lost in translation
68290 Lost in translation
Thai massage review in small town nz
65867 Thai massage review in small town nz
Education is important
61493 Education is important
Expose ALL the algorithms! ALL of them!
58348 Expose ALL the algorithms! ALL of them!
2022, September
There's always an agenda
115500 There's always an agenda
Backstory is crucial
91075 Backstory is crucial
Some people you just can't reach
89928 Some people you just can't reach
There’s dozens of us.
87713 There’s dozens of us.
The sanctity of marriage
86617 The sanctity of marriage
Don't confuse poor Tucker
84883 Don't confuse poor Tucker
Dude, take the L and move on
78812 Dude, take the L and move on
Too many knocks on the head playing Hercules
77602 Too many knocks on the head playing Hercules
How to murder a Musk rat!
76151 How to murder a Musk rat!
When trying to be an asshole misfires
58372 When trying to be an asshole misfires
2022, August
Progressive males are not men.
97355 Progressive males are not men.
Try going a whole day without shooting an innoc...
94638 Try going a whole day without shooting an innoc...
Blasphemy!
91755 Blasphemy!
No, see, it's OK if I do it
90967 No, see, it's OK if I do it
Fight fire with fire
80828 Fight fire with fire
This is the way
77085 This is the way
A very reasonable explanation
73619 A very reasonable explanation
That one is gonna sting…
72605 That one is gonna sting…
There's no vaccination for that.
70624 There's no vaccination for that.
Maybe just try being nice to other people?
68422 Maybe just try being nice to other people?
2022, July
Climate Change Denier Gets Demolished
131780 Climate Change Denier Gets Demolished
Trying to guilt trip the ordinary people.
103519 Trying to guilt trip the ordinary people.
Al don't fucking miss...
99327 Al don't fucking miss...
Makes no sense at all
93682 Makes no sense at all
Thank God for the Jews
92534 Thank God for the Jews
Don't stand with billionaires
89615 Don't stand with billionaires
I knew twitter would be smart
80212 I knew twitter would be smart
Gedankenexperiment
76340 Gedankenexperiment
Has he ever even heard the song?
72820 Has he ever even heard the song?
Murdered on quora
65073 Murdered on quora
2022, June
No statute of limitations on murder
100658 No statute of limitations on murder
Someone give him a mic to drop.
94206 Someone give him a mic to drop.
Oh no! Abort, ab- oh wait.
91993 Oh no! Abort, ab- oh wait.
They always forget about that part
90615 They always forget about that part
A simple truth
86081 A simple truth
There are truth bombs and then there are truth ...
81660 There are truth bombs and then there are truth ...
Preacher speaking God's word
77632 Preacher speaking God's word
No OnE wAnTs To WoRk!
76706 No OnE wAnTs To WoRk!
Meet my friend, Terry
76092 Meet my friend, Terry
Because Math..
76047 Because Math..
2022, May
Yeah homie
146697 Yeah homie
Because God told me to
128092 Because God told me to
Yes, well, you see, I'm never wrong
109209 Yes, well, you see, I'm never wrong
Fatality, fatality. Title too short? Well. Here...
79225 Fatality, fatality. Title too short? Well. Here...
Be nice if you want cops to do their job
78044 Be nice if you want cops to do their job
God has nothing to do with it
76160 God has nothing to do with it
Completely and totally unnecessary
75784 Completely and totally unnecessary
It'd be a real shame
75772 It'd be a real shame
That's just crazy talk
75336 That's just crazy talk
Happy Dog Whistling Day!
73685 Happy Dog Whistling Day!
2022, April
Taxation is theft
116929 Taxation is theft
They should know how to survive without one person
97705 They should know how to survive without one person
Economics are hard
97303 Economics are hard
So simple
90649 So simple
You do you
81975 You do you
Languages are fun!
70201 Languages are fun!
How do pronouns work
68324 How do pronouns work
Always cite your sources
67063 Always cite your sources
It was super effective
49222 It was super effective
You'd think she would know better...
43743 You'd think she would know better...
2022, March
So simple
105421 So simple
Lemon squeezy!
95702 Lemon squeezy!
Play stupid games
95471 Play stupid games
He's a bit of a crybaby
84261 He's a bit of a crybaby
George Carlin murders a conservative from beyon...
79481 George Carlin murders a conservative from beyon...
Listen to the experts
77661 Listen to the experts
You ain't all that
68783 You ain't all that
Listen to what the doctor has to say
67631 Listen to what the doctor has to say
Can never trust a politician
65918 Can never trust a politician
Swing and a miss
65633 Swing and a miss
2022, February
Louder with Dumbass
133348 Louder with Dumbass
Nope, not Benny boy
114890 Nope, not Benny boy
Seriously? Ireland?!
99801 Seriously? Ireland?!
Checkmate, atheists
92516 Checkmate, atheists
It's the only way!
84071 It's the only way!
She works at McDonalds
82269 She works at McDonalds
Stop admiring being poor
74720 Stop admiring being poor
VaCcInEs CaUsE aUtIsM
74341 VaCcInEs CaUsE aUtIsM
Math, not even once
72752 Math, not even once
Cursed biryani
72547 Cursed biryani
2022, January
Well, in his defense, he's a fucking idiot
118148 Well, in his defense, he's a fucking idiot
That's because Australia isn't real
101513 That's because Australia isn't real
I know, it's absolutely bonkers
92736 I know, it's absolutely bonkers
Well yeah, the whole thing was crap to begin with
91064 Well yeah, the whole thing was crap to begin with
Wendy's being wholesome is rather unexpected
81805 Wendy's being wholesome is rather unexpected
An Athenian smackdown
81300 An Athenian smackdown
But that would mean caring about the little peons
79929 But that would mean caring about the little peons
Don't work in medicine if you don't believe in ...
78053 Don't work in medicine if you don't believe in ...
Now wait just a goddamn minute
77314 Now wait just a goddamn minute
Mammograms would like a word
68902 Mammograms would like a word