/r/MurderedByWords - top ten submissions for each month of 2023

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2023, December
No one wears fan gear. How could he have won?
25452 No one wears fan gear. How could he have won?
Nothing to see here, move along
25376 Nothing to see here, move along
Teacher dropping knowledge bomb.
25356 Teacher dropping knowledge bomb.
Mighty white of you
22225 Mighty white of you
That's the CEO, not the UAW boss
21706 That's the CEO, not the UAW boss
Not everything is about you
20552 Not everything is about you
Mugging British Food
19031 Mugging British Food
Yeah, but you can't trust the government
17400 Yeah, but you can't trust the government
Trust me, i saw it on reddit!
17002 Trust me, i saw it on reddit!
Uncreative title (sry)
16294 Uncreative title (sry)
2023, November
Sex is a thing, get over it
35865 Sex is a thing, get over it
Water is not wet
34109 Water is not wet
Happy Chrismukkah
32542 Happy Chrismukkah
Going to need to take a lap to walk that one off.
25699 Going to need to take a lap to walk that one off.
He was stabbed already, no need to burn his emp...
22784 He was stabbed already, no need to burn his emp...
Bob on cancel culture
20788 Bob on cancel culture
Imagine that xD
20402 Imagine that xD
Elon again
20185 Elon again
XQC’s big blunder: a tale of streaming, gamba...
20040 XQC’s big blunder: a tale of streaming, gamba...
Let that sink in...
19486 Let that sink in...
2023, October
Climate Change Denier Gets Demolished
44429 Climate Change Denier Gets Demolished
He’s out of line but he’s right
41060 He’s out of line but he’s right
Fallen and I can't get up
38118 Fallen and I can't get up
I spy with my little eye
29293 I spy with my little eye
Awesome response to a stupid fb meme
25942 Awesome response to a stupid fb meme
This is actually true
25837 This is actually true
Community notes W
25390 Community notes W
Fresh from today
24647 Fresh from today
No statute of limitations on murder
23986 No statute of limitations on murder
Looking good as fuck
20054 Looking good as fuck
2023, September
And asking nicely
49752 And asking nicely
when has this ever happened though
43851 when has this ever happened though
Elon casually getting murdered by Germany
39403 Elon casually getting murdered by Germany
Romanticizing the past
37553 Romanticizing the past
Somehow, a thing happened
31605 Somehow, a thing happened
They know what's best
29162 They know what's best
Low effort meme gets what it deserves
28059 Low effort meme gets what it deserves
I thought no meant no
25809 I thought no meant no
AmeRicA WaS nOT StArtEd by PrOtesToRS!
24285 AmeRicA WaS nOT StArtEd by PrOtesToRS!
The grammar police are here to defeat you
23763 The grammar police are here to defeat you
2023, August
Millennials are ruining population stability
83729 Millennials are ruining population stability
Got eeemmmmmm
49886 Got eeemmmmmm
Here to report a fatality
45540 Here to report a fatality
Homage to Catalonia was not a work of fiction
43195 Homage to Catalonia was not a work of fiction
Neil Gaiman tells us what being a real full tim...
40460 Neil Gaiman tells us what being a real full tim...
Last night Dave Chappelle pushed to block affor...
36721 Last night Dave Chappelle pushed to block affor...
Karen gets a dose of reality
30929 Karen gets a dose of reality
It's a simile
26243 It's a simile
God is great
25002 God is great
Unintentional fires cause the sickest burns
24831 Unintentional fires cause the sickest burns
2023, July
You do mine and I'll do yours
55330 You do mine and I'll do yours
Shoe's on the other foot
52645 Shoe's on the other foot
Men crying over Barbies, now I've seen it all
51894 Men crying over Barbies, now I've seen it all
If you see someone stealing food or any other n...
51722 If you see someone stealing food or any other n...
You actually can…
39811 You actually can…
He knows he's full of shit, right?
37152 He knows he's full of shit, right?
The answer is right there
34585 The answer is right there
He needs a drink after this one
33051 He needs a drink after this one
So what's your point?
33025 So what's your point?
Poor thing is confused
13865 Poor thing is confused
2023, June
Linus Torvalds (creator of Linux) does not minc...
51883 Linus Torvalds (creator of Linux) does not minc...
Respectfully
36078 Respectfully
Martha, who lives in glass house paused her coo...
34729 Martha, who lives in glass house paused her coo...
Does this count
32901 Does this count
Reddit CEO called out by Apollo creator.
28551 Reddit CEO called out by Apollo creator.
Call an ambulance! Someone was murdered!
27365 Call an ambulance! Someone was murdered!
Hearses on standby, he's a goner
24832 Hearses on standby, he's a goner
Reddit is killing 3rd party apps
23736 Reddit is killing 3rd party apps
Sweet Home Alabama, Where rankings are 49th in ...
21655 Sweet Home Alabama, Where rankings are 49th in ...
What a weird way of saying you’re ok with chi...
19863 What a weird way of saying you’re ok with chi...
2023, May
Some people just hate when hit with truth.
93171 Some people just hate when hit with truth.
No one "lets" it happen
83239 No one "lets" it happen
Antivaxxer gets eviscerated
67743 Antivaxxer gets eviscerated
Swing and a miss
65936 Swing and a miss
Fanboys will fan
43198 Fanboys will fan
Call it by its name
41984 Call it by its name
Long, but incredibly worth it
38291 Long, but incredibly worth it
Brilliant Context
35387 Brilliant Context
What is it with washed up 90's actors?
35069 What is it with washed up 90's actors?
love seeing these people get dogged on
33093 love seeing these people get dogged on
2023, April
America, FUCK YEAH!
96946 America, FUCK YEAH!
She's almost there
80906 She's almost there
Remember who came first
78249 Remember who came first
Dick measuring contest
76485 Dick measuring contest
Never heard from her again
73414 Never heard from her again
"Tough guy" gets some sauna education
72840 "Tough guy" gets some sauna education
You're the problem
69153 You're the problem
Self-made success story
59586 Self-made success story
[ Removed by Reddit ]
59368 [ Removed by Reddit ]
Stop, stop! He's already dead!
57488 Stop, stop! He's already dead!
2023, March
Those damn fascists
68674 Those damn fascists
Don't drink the contents of the battery...
68117 Don't drink the contents of the battery...
But muh freedoms!
67243 But muh freedoms!
Two-in-one
66449 Two-in-one
Walked right into it
61182 Walked right into it
"My name is Andrew, and I'm a misogynist"
54307 "My name is Andrew, and I'm a misogynist"
I know him through my coloring book
51324 I know him through my coloring book
Checkmate, atheists!
50996 Checkmate, atheists!
Maybe Stop Tweeting
50284 Maybe Stop Tweeting
It’s okay Jesse
46988 It’s okay Jesse
2023, February
Simple, really
99785 Simple, really
History is wasted on some people
94102 History is wasted on some people
Britannia Rules The Waves
79220 Britannia Rules The Waves
Why aren't people afraid of showing their stupi...
66843 Why aren't people afraid of showing their stupi...
Travel is not a matter of money
56535 Travel is not a matter of money
Gonna need to check to nearest hospital for tha...
56077 Gonna need to check to nearest hospital for tha...
Don’t worry it’s all part of the plan people
49914 Don’t worry it’s all part of the plan people
Remember when people hid their bigotry?
45545 Remember when people hid their bigotry?
Red State vs Blue State problems
45421 Red State vs Blue State problems
What's your excuse?
38883 What's your excuse?
2023, January
Not even fresh cabbage
79051 Not even fresh cabbage
Carding for drinks is literally racism
73089 Carding for drinks is literally racism
Such a weird coincidence.
69759 Such a weird coincidence.
It's in her title
63416 It's in her title
Cyanide is biologically natural
54239 Cyanide is biologically natural
They didn't see this one coming
51697 They didn't see this one coming
Not the best defense
47241 Not the best defense
To be fair, they aren't really good food
43529 To be fair, they aren't really good food
A quick Google search could have saved this person
42405 A quick Google search could have saved this person
Capitalism is love, capitalism is life
41010 Capitalism is love, capitalism is life