/r/MurderedByWords - top ten submissions for each month of 2024

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2024, August
Dudes who obsess on this stuff all too common i...
103547 Dudes who obsess on this stuff all too common i...
That should do it
96277 That should do it
Conservative tries to hit all the hot buttons, ...
73613 Conservative tries to hit all the hot buttons, ...
They've been called worse
71551 They've been called worse
Truly the protector of free speech.
67859 Truly the protector of free speech.
Many such cases around.
67447 Many such cases around.
Absolutely Bodied
63797 Absolutely Bodied
Still can’t grow a beard, tho.
58632 Still can’t grow a beard, tho.
The wings aren't even that good
52982 The wings aren't even that good
Musk's daughter Vivian is out for blood
51553 Musk's daughter Vivian is out for blood
2024, July
Charlie is public property, he gets owned by ev...
59361 Charlie is public property, he gets owned by ev...
My buddy’s response to a homophobic review on h...
47073 My buddy’s response to a homophobic review on h...
Southwest Throwing Shade
41146 Southwest Throwing Shade
This sounded better in the original German
20024 This sounded better in the original German
Even the Royal Family can get burned.
19732 Even the Royal Family can get burned.
Oh, it’s the STATE that’s the reason your kids ...
19098 Oh, it’s the STATE that’s the reason your kids ...
Polly want a cracker
18731 Polly want a cracker
Why would he have a problem with that?
16301 Why would he have a problem with that?
Also…she is absolutely still wearing makeup
15154 Also…she is absolutely still wearing makeup
Trump fans really don't have the right to call ...
13826 Trump fans really don't have the right to call ...
2024, June
Murder of the century.
54015 Murder of the century.
Comparing sex to assignments
41484 Comparing sex to assignments
Matt knows the truth
39554 Matt knows the truth
Thinking you are built different
38734 Thinking you are built different
No one thinks more about gay people than homoph...
38355 No one thinks more about gay people than homoph...
He could have saved $8
27925 He could have saved $8
It sucks when the actual people you’re talking ...
27487 It sucks when the actual people you’re talking ...
Going for that 100% on the survey!
26672 Going for that 100% on the survey!
Are the ghosts in the room right now?
25367 Are the ghosts in the room right now?
Emotionally stable much?
24220 Emotionally stable much?
2024, May
Open mouth, insert foot.
65083 Open mouth, insert foot.
When you're so eager to look intelligent you ca...
60500 When you're so eager to look intelligent you ca...
A whole shopping cart!
44555 A whole shopping cart!
Yeeeaaaaah Boooooooi!!!
35175 Yeeeaaaaah Boooooooi!!!
Say shit just to say shit
32516 Say shit just to say shit
?’I hAVe aN iMmUnE sYsteM’
31833 ?’I hAVe aN iMmUnE sYsteM’
Experts in the field may not be available.
27711 Experts in the field may not be available.
Going all in on whining…
26660 Going all in on whining…
Swipe for the kill
26539 Swipe for the kill
A misogynist kicker vs. The Swities
23836 A misogynist kicker vs. The Swities
2024, April
Feels like this belongs here
61332 Feels like this belongs here
Mic Drop Murder Level: Biblical.
43000 Mic Drop Murder Level: Biblical.
Who measures these kind of things, and why?
40934 Who measures these kind of things, and why?
Dolphins wear pumped up kicks?
38477 Dolphins wear pumped up kicks?
Physician, heal thyself…
33450 Physician, heal thyself…
MGK Ironic Suicide / Murder. Bless his heart.
32005 MGK Ironic Suicide / Murder. Bless his heart.
What is this new fangled email you speak of...?
31867 What is this new fangled email you speak of...?
The most elegant murder I have ever seen
31402 The most elegant murder I have ever seen
Bulls Milk
28651 Bulls Milk
Have you heard of acting
28588 Have you heard of acting
2024, March
no posts
no posts
2024, February
no posts
no posts
2024, January
Build up instead of tearing down
28584 Build up instead of tearing down
Truly mindblowing
25948 Truly mindblowing
You happened
25461 You happened
Stick that up ya!
25024 Stick that up ya!
Don't run from your emotions
24458 Don't run from your emotions
Bad weather stops play
23366 Bad weather stops play
Mayday! mayday!
21583 Mayday! mayday!
It's clear as can be
20362 It's clear as can be
Red States feel the Burn!
18065 Red States feel the Burn!
bango-baby (murdered on twitter)
17927 bango-baby (murdered on twitter)