/r/MurderedByWords - top ten submissions for each month of 2026

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2026, April
Kids, stay in school.
47782 Kids, stay in school.
Tax the Empty Rich Houses Now
45707 Tax the Empty Rich Houses Now
His supporters are the only ones dumber than him.
42393 His supporters are the only ones dumber than him.
Don't bother calling the authorities, let him b...
41008 Don't bother calling the authorities, let him b...
By that logic..
39709 By that logic..
Exactly how I feel.
38849 Exactly how I feel.
Oof, went right for the neck.
38105 Oof, went right for the neck.
Well….that’s a quick telling on oneself.
33167 Well….that’s a quick telling on oneself.
I don't wonder anymore
31097 I don't wonder anymore
If a democrat was assassinated..
29656 If a democrat was assassinated..
2026, March
They stand by literally nothing.
61686 They stand by literally nothing.
Todd’s dead, baby
53662 Todd’s dead, baby
Always someone else's fault.
52117 Always someone else's fault.
It was staged, and I'm tired of pretending it w...
50648 It was staged, and I'm tired of pretending it w...
a politician actually fulfilling their promises...
47034 a politician actually fulfilling their promises...
The wait is over
40680 The wait is over
Strait of Hormuz problem
40399 Strait of Hormuz problem
History lessons
36306 History lessons
I still have all my rights as a woman
33864 I still have all my rights as a woman
Technically not wrong.
33175 Technically not wrong.
2026, February
and he's got a laptop with pictures to back it up
77263 and he's got a laptop with pictures to back it up
AOC with a mad roast of Jake Paul
69650 AOC with a mad roast of Jake Paul
Why are all history teachers left-wing
66323 Why are all history teachers left-wing
Homes on indigenous land
62943 Homes on indigenous land
Fully cleared of any connection
59320 Fully cleared of any connection
The Conspiracy vs. Reality is getting out of HAND.
53923 The Conspiracy vs. Reality is getting out of HAND.
Mr. Cossid done f*d up.
48414 Mr. Cossid done f*d up.
Someone forgot how the Internet works...
48143 Someone forgot how the Internet works...
Trump's First Amendment is officially dead
45099 Trump's First Amendment is officially dead
The obvious reason
45050 The obvious reason
2026, January
Medical treatment please
102059 Medical treatment please
Peaceful protesting
76267 Peaceful protesting
10,000 miles for just that
56632 10,000 miles for just that
He is, and it's not just Europe, it's the whole...
56138 He is, and it's not just Europe, it's the whole...
Top G heading for Greenland
55849 Top G heading for Greenland
I thought y'all loved the 2A?
54428 I thought y'all loved the 2A?
$hot in the ear
49556 $hot in the ear
The difference between peace and quiet
47026 The difference between peace and quiet
Conservative unwittingly makes case to be pro i...
46335 Conservative unwittingly makes case to be pro i...
Ice posts a feel good story. The internet respo...
46289 Ice posts a feel good story. The internet respo...