/r/MurderedByWords - top ten submissions for each month of 2026
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MurderedByWords 2025
2026, July
48670 Three socialists walk into a bar
45651 The Ratio on this guy...
44055 Freddie also was a migrant from Zanzibar.
40542 Clayton got COOKED
40042 He prefers the Andrew Tate extradition outfit
38160 Can you send me?
34986 I miss when Liberals were tree huggers
34081 No notes
33722 Los Angeles is an English-speaking city
33643 democrats are expected to fix everything
2026, June
64581 brilyn is what you get when you order Charlie K...
46685 If Trump saved a baby
36182 Absolutely vicious! 4th degree burn!
36096 No lies detected
35367 Happy Pride Month
34948 When will they learn?
34633 Straight for the jugular
33910 I am curious what you leftists do
33162 If only people with at least 4 grandparents bor...
30468 The World Cup Only Shows the Divides
2026, May
48501 Nothing says liberal indoctrination like a Cath...
48078 new take on guns
42396 Why is America so ill-disposed towards train tr...
41960 Double Standard Karoline!!
40893 Duh…I wonder why they view Socialism in a posit...
39338 Good ole "What if"
36158 So that wasn't a tapeworm?
35820 They're vague and deceptive.
32811 Be funny for a change
32620 Love instead of debt.
2026, April
47782 Kids, stay in school.
45707 Tax the Empty Rich Houses Now
42393 His supporters are the only ones dumber than him.
41008 Don't bother calling the authorities, let him b...
39709 By that logic..
38849 Exactly how I feel.
38105 Oof, went right for the neck.
33167 Well….that’s a quick telling on oneself.
31097 I don't wonder anymore
29656 If a democrat was assassinated..
2026, March
61686 They stand by literally nothing.
53662 Todd’s dead, baby
52117 Always someone else's fault.
50648 It was staged, and I'm tired of pretending it w...
47034 a politician actually fulfilling their promises...
40680 The wait is over
40399 Strait of Hormuz problem
36306 History lessons
33864 I still have all my rights as a woman
33175 Technically not wrong.
2026, February
77263 and he's got a laptop with pictures to back it up
69650 AOC with a mad roast of Jake Paul
66323 Why are all history teachers left-wing
62943 Homes on indigenous land
59320 Fully cleared of any connection
53923 The Conspiracy vs. Reality is getting out of HAND.
48414 Mr. Cossid done f*d up.
48143 Someone forgot how the Internet works...
45099 Trump's First Amendment is officially dead
45050 The obvious reason
2026, January
102059 Medical treatment please
76267 Peaceful protesting
56632 10,000 miles for just that
56138 He is, and it's not just Europe, it's the whole...
55849 Top G heading for Greenland
54428 I thought y'all loved the 2A?
49556 $hot in the ear
47026 The difference between peace and quiet
46335 Conservative unwittingly makes case to be pro i...
46289 Ice posts a feel good story. The internet respo...