/r/RoastMe - top ten submissions for each month of 2018
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RoastMe 2019
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2018, December
35874 Remember me, tumor guy? Well surgery is done an...
17631 About to make the biggest mistake of my life. I...
17513 I told my gf about this thread. She said dont s...
14917 Roast me and my pizza face. 17 yrs
12544 I'm a bill collector. Roast your debts away.
12435 My cousin thinks she’s unroastable... someone...
12417 Italian doctor (26) & German Biochem Studen...
10656 My little sister could stand to be knocked down...
10187 Do your worst Reddit. I need some motivation to...
10093 Sup I’m John, I’m 6,4 and I’ve never had ...
2018, November
15351 Been telling everyone it's benign because i don...
10110 18. I watch hentai recreationally, tear me to s...
8672 My first post was removed because the mods thin...
6831 Shes my anatomy teacher and she recently got he...
6772 23 yo Graphic Designer and Single Parent. Also ...
5586 This girl heard us reading posts on this sub ou...
5237 16 yo, I quit playing fortnite because it was t...
5145 They lost a drinking game and this is their for...
5064 Celebrating my cake day on reddit. Try me.
4652 I’m an official r/dankmeme mod, you can’t h...
2018, October
11204 Give me your best shot!
5461 go ham, my dudes.
4435 My girlfriend doesn’t know who I am anymore a...
4337 She says that she can take it
4120 I'm an Orphaned, Antisocial Musician. Plz Toast...
3585 Junior Doctor just qualified. I get insulted by...
3524 Got the haircut and the sexual maturity of a 14...
3405 My friend’s punishment for scoring the least ...
3347 I eat a banana every day. Roast me.
3177 19. College dropout. Living alone. Roast me lik...
2018, September
4122 I'm ASMR Glow, go ham, answers will be read on ...
3724 An anxious femoid which is starting school tomo...
3716 roast my friends bf
3570 Couldn’t find any paper
3168 Go to town please!
3067 Wife and kids are out of town for the weekend a...
3055 I’m going to make a YouTube video where I mak...
3046 Tried to take this pic discreetly in a lecture ...
2813 Italian student. Will be 18 next month. Does ma...
2776 5 months, make us want to end it
2018, August
26098 17, broke my back jumping off an 85 foot cliff ...
9041 Apparently I look like the guy from Ratatouille...
5724 I put my camera on a tripod for this
4202 18, going to university. make me cry.
3515 17 y/o, 5' tall, half Thai half Dutch girl here...
3405 My friend is a lesbian tomboy fuckboy, roast he...
3216 “Insert obvious Oreo joke hereâ€
3179 17, family has been roasting me all day, line f...
3075 I need that last push to make me post on r/gone...
3056 I'm an eighteen year old cancer survivor from N...
2018, July
10969 Survived cancer, eighteen today, shoot me down!
6671 Wife just left me
5824 Im gay and russian, roast the shit out of me be...
4406 deflate my dyslexic sister’s huge ego
3817 25 year old, uncharismatic stripper with major ...
3593 My friend says my face looks like Bin Laden rap...
2973 I've got nothing better to do today
2973 I quit my job in investment banking to start a ...
2853 Just recently got told that I look like the fri...
2834 Been roasted three times but never really felt ...
2018, June
6040 Roast my dad. His Father’s Day has been going...
5614 Obviously I had to post here again on my 18th b...
5474 Accidentally deleted my original one. I turn 18...
4553 I’m playing D&D instead of enjoying my va...
4089 17 y/o, 5'3" 100lbs, German, been on the intern...
3399 Swedish, 16. Used to getting roasted by custome...
3389 Roast me hard
3227 Turning 30 next month, make it burn a little more
3031 19.....my boyfriend is 27...roast me bitches!
2653 The rest of my mates height landed on the sheet...
2018, May
7683 19 and pregnant. Roast me.
5432 33 Years old. Single. Lives by himself and does...
4447 Posted a couple months ago. Survived first year...
3960 Her best friend slept with her ex, she’s had ...
3427 25yo working with simulated vaginal ultrasound...
3417 19-year old heavily handicapped german guy wait...
3350 Just turned 24... Roast me cunts
3278 24 yo from Spain. Just subscribed, I'm sure you...
3172 Bonus points if the roast ain't about terrorism
3142 I’m 32, writing a novel inspired by my first ...
2018, April
13757 If this post gets 10k+ upvotes I will delete u/...
7645 Overweight father who wears cat shirts, teaches...
4906 My dad loves r/roastme but seems too happy abou...
4814 I have muscular dystrophy. Roast me
4625 Roasted Rabbit
4503 Stuck in the Middle East so why not, roast me n...
3871 Your roasts can’t be any worse than my though...
3578 African kid with white privilege. My girlfriend...
3567 Destroy me.
3381 Reddit do your worst! He faked having a girlfri...
2018, March
9157 16y/o who's been called a lookalike of Bob Ross...
7005 I found out I share a name with a porn star onl...
6308 18 yr old barista & getting a degree in Ani...
4697 4’3 and be creative
4030 I'm 17 and six feet tall with the body of a pra...
3210 I know you guys can roast my 6'10" ass better t...
2919 Come up with something better than ‘Lesbian H...
2876 can u tell i like being choked
2848 Leap year baby that just turned 18, do your thi...
2651 I'm bored. Whatcha got?
2018, February
3464 My boyfriend cheated on me and I'm currently on...
3116 I have four cats and a clit piercing
2892 It’s Friday bitches! Nothing can bring me down
2871 Mormon who got stood up at prom. End him
2870 I'm a 32 year old virgin. Fire away!
2342 Roast this girl who just got a boyfriend!
2175 I'm 20, I live with my parents, I'm a theatre m...
2094 I feel tipsy and sexy; I'd love a good roast!
2047 Roast me please!!!
1909 I went of 5 first dates without getting a secon...
2018, January
5281 Im a freshman, currently failing 6 of my 8 clas...
4814 French Canadian law student in Montréal. Make ...
4686 I'm Usama, here's your chance to roast a Muslim...
3940 Our names are both Jordan. Roast us.
3723 23, Latvian, bee farmer. Fuck me up.
3592 Bought Microsoft Word for £120 when uni provid...
3294 Me and my friend got cheated on by our wives. M...
2205 My dad turned out to be gay after being married...
2174 17 year old math major. Hit me with your best s...
2109 Turning 50! Roast me.
