/r/RoastMe - top ten submissions for each month of 2019
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2019, December
61010 Ten years ago I purchased a $50 Groupon for pro...
33663 [Update] he decided to leave me to ‘find hims...
26970 My friend is drunk and really confident. Sober ...
25261 Roast me! Oh, and did I mention that I just fou...
17825 My wife just left me, because I wasn't good eno...
17342 18m 6'3 Norwegian who loves kittens and death m...
16568 A stubborn asshole who has a pony tail. Roast me.
16136 My sister wants to be roasted. She has no idea ...
13968 19, Live in my parents’ basement, studying en...
13955 i’m back. my mom got mad at me for my last one.
2019, November
52798 I roasted this baby picture my Mom printed on C...
33394 19, ginger, slept in the same bed a girl for 4 ...
29750 I’m a lonely 4chan dweller, in college for co...
29246 36, high on morphine, 2nd surgery this year, 14...
29238 I'm a Swiss army soldier. I'm waiting for my mi...
28146 22f, I’m a cashier who gets creeped on a lot ...
27326 I'm 18 and I've never even held hands with some...
23186 Roast me like a thanksgiving turkey
20846 Donated my hair. Make me regret it please.
19973 I [F18] just woke up. Mods made me verify my ag...
2019, October
24889 21 year old manager at a call center thinking o...
24184 I had to ask to lose my v-card and if I showed ...
22267 Ok let's get harder I am 27 years old, I am fro...
22053 It's my 33rd birthday today. All I got was a mu...
21562 Do me HARD
20325 3 engineering roomates think your roasts are tr...
20056 My girlfriend just broke up with me 5 days befo...
19849 It's my graduation, so yall can't tell me nothing.
18688 Been saving up the ugy for all of your entertai...
16424 1/4) 4 of us in our pod in work have agreed tha...
2019, September
42284 46 yr old, works at a bank, no savings, don’t...
36170 26 years old, got my first vehicle I can drive ...
30502 I am a 33 years old teacher and i hate my job. ...
27569 25, Dyed my hair for my quarter life crisis. Go...
25883 About a year ago you guys roasted me into obliv...
25702 the lengths I will go to for internet points
22732 Bored Mexican vet nurse on the night shift at w...
20828 My friend says y'all ain't got shit. 20yo Male
18296 23 years old. Can't get a job because I refuse ...
17478 My 7th grader got made fun of at school today. ...
2019, August
33288 I just turned 18 but i don't look like it. My f...
30956 20 and I draw anime fanart for a living, I'm be...
27968 College girl and highschool senior that decided...
23455 felt cute, might delete l8r idk
23037 Best friends 💕 Ruin us
21601 Made this all on me own today, took me 4 hours!...
21047 My girlfriend doesn't believe in your roasting ...
20695 My friend here is a software engineer; the only...
20314 22yr old ex-tweaker of 8 years fresh out of reh...
17253 Headed to a friends wedding & feeling super vul...
2019, July
37151 ruin me
28985 Autistic female community college student who i...
28256 A rock climbing accident left me with a concuss...
28082 I just got dumped, gained weight and have a fuc...
25155 My client was feeling himself a little too much...
24052 Local 18 y/o fake intellectual fighting writer'...
21122 My parents just got divorced and my abusive fat...
19932 Lifeguarding at an empty pool for 7 hours, give...
18363 I grew my hair out for 2 years for this moment....
17682 Do your worst! Eye am a doctor, I’ve seen eve...
2019, June
30452 Got testicular cancer twice in less than a year...
24766 34 with big ears. Let me hear the same old joke...
24614 We’ve been dating for years but people still ...
23222 I'm 24, I just won my second ever roast battle ...
21843 Trans-woman, engineer, 6'1 giant, forever alone...
20807 4000+ tinder matches, no sex.
18945 I broke a vertebrae and have been high on hash ...
17966 My friend says he is unroastable. Do your worst.
17646 Day 3 after double jaw surgery. Bored as hell, ...
17198 Take your worst shot
2019, May
32214 22 year old college student. Just found out my ...
25914 Roast a mod, make it good. I wield the ban hammer.
22297 Work friend says she unroastable, light her up!!!
20417 My friend is selling his house, quitting his jo...
20116 hey all, crusty ass bitch in rehab. 60 days sob...
19750 My friend says that words don’t hurt her, des...
18991 Biggest accomplishment of my life is a 36 on th...
18150 My lovely GF just took 30 pictures because she ...
17130 Just got a nose job so I can breathe through it...
15768 unroastable? thats what she claims anyway. give...
2019, April
55076 3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but n...
30535 Stop posting Notre Dame. You aren't as creative...
30132 Roast me harder than my Turkish family already ...
29789 I’m an 80 year old professional stoner who fo...
22552 19 and dropped out of community college to smok...
21587 The girl I thought I was gonna marry is current...
21446 I’m ready for it. Hold nothing back.
19640 Bought 3 goats in High school for FFA project, ...
18173 27, full-time cake decorator, obligatory long t...
17908 please... :3
2019, March
35691 I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bo...
31061 Desert storm veteran tougher skin then all of y...
22649 Buddy thinks he is Jesus, needs help being humble.
22113 this is my friend Lily, she’s 48, adult enter...
19362 As a woman working in IT, I’m used to people ...
18396 I'm a programmer and my only two friends date e...
18161 I'm 23 today. Make it hurt.
17295 Roast my friends weak famous ass
16575 18 y/o web developer, roast me blacker than my ...
15785 Fiancée left me for a woman. Dont hold back. I...
2019, February
94576 Thank you for all the support! Seeing complete ...
38042 I am the real Slim Shady but i can't stand up.
35866 24 at 340lb, today i begin to b healthy, give m...
19083 Been growing my hair out to donate to children ...
19017 I may be deaf... but let me hear your roasts!
18772 25F. Im a teacher, please be more original than...
17663 Married / 42 / permenantly pissed off! Do your ...
17409 Fairly successful (21 M), just finished buildin...
16083 My (21) girlfriend wanted to be roasted. She's ...
15501 22y/o, I’m that 1% Filipino who CAN’T sing,...
2019, January
33560 Lol, good luck tryna roast me 😂😂😂
29479 Felt cute, might delete later.
24147 Got banned from 4chan and now I don't have anyw...
21692 Please end me.
20348 the ultimate roast is us still being edgy metal...
16649 I only listen to 80s new wave and failed a seme...
16346 I Had No Pens, Roast Me
16162 I ain’t afraid of no roast!!
15414 give it your best shot
15265 19 y.o Electrician from Germany. Roast me like ...
![[Update] he decided to leave me to ‘find hims...](https://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/BqdTZIQ5usR6xeN_ts7eP88lnedj0W-EWBDIny3eeM0.jpg "33663 - [Update] he decided to leave me to ‘find himself’ so now I’m spending my holidays alone and debating on getting bangs. Roast me harder than you did the other one")
![I [F18] just woke up. Mods made me verify my ag...](https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/3KBKVrCADyZ7hCAhgDCdetOj8VNmkFuWLNGLY1th2DQ.jpg "19973 - I [F18] just woke up. Mods made me verify my age with ID proof. Roast me harder than they already have.")
