/r/RoastMe - top ten submissions for each month of 2020

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2020, December
I've been roasted on this sub every single day ...
41460 I've been roasted on this sub every single day ...
It's rare for a nurse to have the 25/12 off. I ...
21673 It's rare for a nurse to have the 25/12 off. I ...
F18, try to roast me without saying "onlyfans",...
17693 F18, try to roast me without saying "onlyfans",...
24F. I spent a lot of time and money getting a ...
16999 24F. I spent a lot of time and money getting a ...
Roast us more, than 2020 already did.
16608 Roast us more, than 2020 already did.
23f. recently got broken up with. unemployed an...
16407 23f. recently got broken up with. unemployed an...
Im a 30 year old man that lives with his mother...
15719 Im a 30 year old man that lives with his mother...
23f apathetic loser
15131 23f apathetic loser
26 year old Muslim girl living in LA, lets go
14692 26 year old Muslim girl living in LA, lets go
Have at it, thou stinking bags of chip oil, tho...
14679 Have at it, thou stinking bags of chip oil, tho...
2020, November
Just got out of jail this morning. welcome me b...
37540 Just got out of jail this morning. welcome me b...
Second time posting. Last post made me sort my ...
24836 Second time posting. Last post made me sort my ...
19M roast me and my best friend; hard mode no g...
23438 19M roast me and my best friend; hard mode no g...
(26M) going thru chemo for stage 4 cancer - you...
22171 (26M) going thru chemo for stage 4 cancer - you...
Before you ask, yes I own a katana.
18655 Before you ask, yes I own a katana.
For the first time in my life, I have a girlfri...
16463 For the first time in my life, I have a girlfri...
Got some new clothes in the post and my friends...
15862 Got some new clothes in the post and my friends...
29M After 11 years of getting ripped on in the ...
15585 29M After 11 years of getting ripped on in the ...
19 years old still trying to get a job during c...
15050 19 years old still trying to get a job during c...
Just turned 20, please make me regret surviving...
14815 Just turned 20, please make me regret surviving...
2020, October
About to come home after spending the last 3yrs...
49225 About to come home after spending the last 3yrs...
My girlfriend just came out to me as gay. Roast me
27962 My girlfriend just came out to me as gay. Roast me
I'm a 21 year old gamer that's trying to make i...
26393 I'm a 21 year old gamer that's trying to make i...
22M Med student. Destroy my self-worth!
21529 22M Med student. Destroy my self-worth!
I lost 50 pounds and my boyfriend still left me...
21513 I lost 50 pounds and my boyfriend still left me...
My husband told me I needed to grow up and stop...
21078 My husband told me I needed to grow up and stop...
21f/ addicted to nic and weed, graduated but st...
19198 21f/ addicted to nic and weed, graduated but st...
Hit me with your best, guys. I'm a security off...
18836 Hit me with your best, guys. I'm a security off...
I’m losing my way in this weird time in the w...
18531 I’m losing my way in this weird time in the w...
(21F) Just got my dream job and am graduating c...
18119 (21F) Just got my dream job and am graduating c...
2020, September
I'm 31, disabled, and so low class that I grill...
28820 I'm 31, disabled, and so low class that I grill...
I’m going half a million dollars in debt to o...
23722 I’m going half a million dollars in debt to o...
25. Girlfriend of nearly 2 years realized she w...
22936 25. Girlfriend of nearly 2 years realized she w...
34F I sell pictures of my ass on the internet t...
21755 34F I sell pictures of my ass on the internet t...
My girlfriend is thinking of joining reddit, sh...
20875 My girlfriend is thinking of joining reddit, sh...
I’m 22. I love red meat, potatoes, and Miller...
19668 I’m 22. I love red meat, potatoes, and Miller...
Former MDMA user, new job in child protection s...
18373 Former MDMA user, new job in child protection s...
I'm 24, single, unemployed, Irish and a huge ne...
16478 I'm 24, single, unemployed, Irish and a huge ne...
26yr old uni student. Had a mental breakdown we...
16061 26yr old uni student. Had a mental breakdown we...
I'm 22, have an associates degree in culinary a...
15421 I'm 22, have an associates degree in culinary a...
2020, August
Sick and tired of fuck marry kills. Y'all got a...
30638 Sick and tired of fuck marry kills. Y'all got a...
My grandma is 92 and wants to be the oldest per...
29854 My grandma is 92 and wants to be the oldest per...
i want the best of the best comments
27598 i want the best of the best comments
My friend says he is absolutely unroastable. He...
25976 My friend says he is absolutely unroastable. He...
Roast me, it’s my 30th birthday ☺️
21451 Roast me, it’s my 30th birthday ☺️
Do it. I'm bored
21213 Do it. I'm bored
22, broke up w boyfriend, feeling good and wann...
20576 22, broke up w boyfriend, feeling good and wann...
All 19 from the UK, roast us
20351 All 19 from the UK, roast us
been roasted by my dad for the past 23 years, l...
19889 been roasted by my dad for the past 23 years, l...
Do your worst!
18583 Do your worst!
2020, July
A ~year ago i posted here and said that I worke...
28181 A ~year ago i posted here and said that I worke...
21m. Went in for a checkup - diagnosed with typ...
27484 21m. Went in for a checkup - diagnosed with typ...
I’m Russian Tutor Roast me!)
26499 I’m Russian Tutor Roast me!)
23yo, still play Pokémon and single.
25203 23yo, still play Pokémon and single.
22, I'm way too confident with my hair. Make me...
22550 22, I'm way too confident with my hair. Make me...
Female, 18, living with my grandparents, and un...
21071 Female, 18, living with my grandparents, and un...
People say my hair is bad but I enjoy it myself...
17501 People say my hair is bad but I enjoy it myself...
30, unemployed, live at home, just got turned d...
16970 30, unemployed, live at home, just got turned d...
I'm a disabled asexual Christian woman who does...
15896 I'm a disabled asexual Christian woman who does...
I was told I was kissed by an angel on my face
15557 I was told I was kissed by an angel on my face
2020, June
23 years old soon to be married, do your worst
25602 23 years old soon to be married, do your worst
18 y/o high school drop out and stoner, working...
23466 18 y/o high school drop out and stoner, working...
Socially awkward 19 yr old farm girl. Burn me a...
22362 Socially awkward 19 yr old farm girl. Burn me a...
27 and just ghosted by a dude on Hinge who had ...
20808 27 and just ghosted by a dude on Hinge who had ...
19F. I got ghosted, let me know why :)
20306 19F. I got ghosted, let me know why :)
just a mid 20's stoner living with her grandma
20190 just a mid 20's stoner living with her grandma
Went camping for 2 nights out of service and go...
20144 Went camping for 2 nights out of service and go...
Haven’t shaved since quarantine started...you...
19069 Haven’t shaved since quarantine started...you...
25 year old welder chick who likes to think she...
18425 25 year old welder chick who likes to think she...
I am a 5 '6 arab virgin and had to use timer ta...
17473 I am a 5 '6 arab virgin and had to use timer ta...
2020, May
29m roast me plz
41867 29m roast me plz
I'm a 60-year-old Uber Eats delivery man in NYC...
33634 I'm a 60-year-old Uber Eats delivery man in NYC...
Make me cry. 25 year old tech support agent. I'...
29549 Make me cry. 25 year old tech support agent. I'...
I’m a broke art student who has been waiting ...
27621 I’m a broke art student who has been waiting ...
My 21 year old brother, he insisted I include t...
21270 My 21 year old brother, he insisted I include t...
One year ago today, I finished my last (hopeful...
19957 One year ago today, I finished my last (hopeful...
Just got back from taking graduation pictures, ...
19429 Just got back from taking graduation pictures, ...
20F, spontaneously dyed my hair green during qu...
16315 20F, spontaneously dyed my hair green during qu...
Let’s see if I can take it 💜
16219 Let’s see if I can take it 💜
I expect to hear things I haven’t already hea...
14595 I expect to hear things I haven’t already hea...
2020, April
21F. home from college & my mom is keeping me q...
41289 21F. home from college & my mom is keeping me q...
Wannabe horror artist, just turned 18 today. Do...
31475 Wannabe horror artist, just turned 18 today. Do...
40M. Was admitted to hospital with suspected CO...
29282 40M. Was admitted to hospital with suspected CO...
I lost a bet and was supposed to attend Trolls ...
27572 I lost a bet and was supposed to attend Trolls ...
roast me internet do your worst
25350 roast me internet do your worst
33F. No husband, no kids, no job. Still dying m...
23454 33F. No husband, no kids, no job. Still dying m...
18M, adopted and never knew my mother, was work...
23172 18M, adopted and never knew my mother, was work...
18F. Dyed my hair and gave myself bangs during ...
21794 18F. Dyed my hair and gave myself bangs during ...
27. Wrote this on the back of my Denied Unemplo...
21513 27. Wrote this on the back of my Denied Unemplo...
22f roast me, pls
21266 22f roast me, pls
2020, March
Let's Roast the Coronavirus
66432 Let's Roast the Coronavirus
When I was a kid I would get so lonely sometime...
36641 When I was a kid I would get so lonely sometime...
Halfway to being a 40 year old virgin. Let’s ...
27690 Halfway to being a 40 year old virgin. Let’s ...
31, losing my hair but I refuse to cut it. Bear...
23545 31, losing my hair but I refuse to cut it. Bear...
Make me suffer
22784 Make me suffer
18, female, most of the ppl think I'm a guy. De...
22735 18, female, most of the ppl think I'm a guy. De...
German-Romanian university student who is gonna...
20444 German-Romanian university student who is gonna...
they call me Spanish Harry Potter
18938 they call me Spanish Harry Potter
First time posting on reddit and this is a terr...
18786 First time posting on reddit and this is a terr...
I've scorched a few of you guys on here; I gues...
17574 I've scorched a few of you guys on here; I gues...
2020, February
Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyo...
38992 Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyo...
22. My best friend is my cat. Literally allergi...
27096 22. My best friend is my cat. Literally allergi...
I’m a 22 year old wannabe actor with no talen...
26411 I’m a 22 year old wannabe actor with no talen...
24 y/o Mexican, been single for 3 years, and I ...
25307 24 y/o Mexican, been single for 3 years, and I ...
This girl turns 30 today and wants us to make h...
23336 This girl turns 30 today and wants us to make h...
My friends call me "Big Country." I’m 6’7â€...
22706 My friends call me "Big Country." I’m 6’7â€...
Fuck me up
18007 Fuck me up
8 hour shift at McDonald's with an hour of over...
17980 8 hour shift at McDonald's with an hour of over...
18 year old high school graduate who works at M...
17427 18 year old high school graduate who works at M...
Atleast i got a job unlike most of you cunts #t...
17159 Atleast i got a job unlike most of you cunts #t...
2020, January
The power or BASS made me look perfect 😎 Goo...
50338 The power or BASS made me look perfect 😎 Goo...
I play video games for a living and don't leave...
38894 I play video games for a living and don't leave...
Exes but have been bffs for years. Both grew up...
31926 Exes but have been bffs for years. Both grew up...
I'm the Air Guitar World Champion.
30051 I'm the Air Guitar World Champion.
We’ve been friends for 7 years, break the fri...
28577 We’ve been friends for 7 years, break the fri...
Had to shave my sweet beard for the fire academ...
27690 Had to shave my sweet beard for the fire academ...
i like it rough so don’t hold back
26116 i like it rough so don’t hold back
My sister and I will do anything for money, roa...
25879 My sister and I will do anything for money, roa...
Someone told me i look like God pressed the ran...
25581 Someone told me i look like God pressed the ran...
21, disabled with rare connective tissue diseas...
24696 21, disabled with rare connective tissue diseas...