/r/RoastMe - top ten submissions for each month of 2021
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2021, December
9192 I am literally living in my parents' basement. ...
6065 We have no jobs and we are bored.
5952 I told my gf about this, and she wanted to be r...
3943 it's been 2 years since my last roast, I'm 20 n...
3654 My bully made me post this
3635 My umbrella broke today. Can you spot it?
3624 I’m on a 30h call shift trying get half an ho...
3424 22, been to prison, rehab, and a drop out livin...
3369 23 and probably gonna die alone. Let me know why
3346 Just recovered from a terrible case of COVID-19...
2021, November
6454 [23F] A brutal childhood left me largely void o...
4409 On my way to work with 0 will to live. M'lady.
4137 22F. Doing this just to feel something
3979 I'm 26 years old and I quit my job at Walmart t...
3860 I’m a 37 year old who willingly dresses like ...
3806 20. Hair was wet in the first pic so I added ex...
3297 20, med school, never touched a girl, bench max...
2923 I'm buff, I'm the stuff and the girls can't get...
2787 18 yr old linguistics student - roast me :D!
2744 21 years old art student, failed my driving test
2021, October
9339 19F and a college RA, tell me why I still haven...
9181 I hate my life and people call me 12 but I’m ...
5948 19F fake blonde who’s never been on a date. H...
5810 30(f) I don't think I'm roastable, but you're w...
5654 It’s my cake day, roast me! I’m almost 25, ...
5130 31M. Perpetually tired but still can't sleep. N...
4457 F20 academically smart everything else below av...
4040 20F. You roasted my husband a few days ago; now...
3919 Been a long while, but I think I need to hear s...
3874 27M I'm curious how thick my skin is give me wh...
2021, September
15241 Working in IT, 30 years old, living by myself i...
10728 1 Year Later - I Opened a Restaurant During a P...
8655 22f, Just broke up with my bf and crying in the...
8384 Just had open heart surgery five days ago to re...
7050 U can try u mother effers. 21 y/o girl go to co...
6221 Recently diagnosed with Stage 3 Bowel Cancer. V...
5410 Group of friends on a Thurday night 18-22 years...
5144 Bring it
4821 Awake 48 hrs- fuck us up
4510 In my hotel. Roast me
2021, August
16837 20 from Russia, living in asbestos mining town,...
14067 turning 30 in a month, no SO, no job, no drivin...
12865 27 roast me
11703 I keep getting ghosted, help me understand why
11288 24 lesbian. Drove 4 hours out of state to see m...
9377 24M, girlfriend left me for her boss. Make me f...
8711 23, bi, poly, and genderfluid, I’m a psychiat...
8637 [23] Only recently been confident enough to tak...
8462 We need to be roasted
7989 Just saw a recent post here and want to provide...
2021, July
17568 19F, working up to be a scientist. I’ve never...
13410 Bisexual french gal ex-heroin user but wine is ...
12734 Just turned 50. Had a record deal in the late 9...
12733 trying to stay up all night together till 7am j...
12269 You guys can't roast me. My skin is already cha...
11173 Do your worst. I scrub shit and blood of toilet...
9693 30yo, high school dropout, living in my mothers...
9317 Almost 20yo college dropout. Only legal citizen...
9019 40+ Chinese Single woman. No job but rich. Make...
8641 SHAVE..AND A..HAIR..CUT...........didn't help :P
2021, June
20870 M34, Budapest, do what you have to do
16298 M38. I have no home. This 2001 Mustang is my on...
15526 Mulleted programmer who hates his job and a non...
14083 30 years old. Can’t get over my ex, so I hang...
13622 Italian, 21, currently self-isolating in the UK...
12935 Let's hear what you got... I'm 41 years old fro...
11292 3 besties sitting on a couch, 2 artists 1 gamer...
10694 M 24 never been in a relationship currently dri...
9731 I’m running for local public office and curre...
9363 Currently studying MBBS eager to read all the t...
2021, May
32962 We met on reddit, she drove 8 hours for us to m...
23348 My girlfriend thinks that good looks are enough...
14615 22F I’m an honors student but have no idea wh...
14435 My bf of 5 years just broke up with me. I can't...
13736 Wanna hear what y'all have to say about me. Pls...
13460 Tech support by day, esports bartender by night...
12378 I was 4 year homeless in Belgium , today i sign...
11165 Went viral on my last roast here as Mia Khalifa...
11143 My friend Zip thinks he’s unroastable, he liv...
11006 Against everyone’s advice, picked up skateboa...
2021, April
18302 57 it's my birthday and yesterday I lost my vir...
14060 My coworker: Mid 30s, millwright by trade, read...
13414 Bonus points if you don’t use my race, gender...
13364 I'm 25 years old. Never had a girlfriend. I liv...
13061 This particular day i just didn’t give af. Le...
12236 My friends call me Squirrel Butt, I eat mustard...
12142 yeah it’s april 1st but I’ve been a fool fo...
12125 18 y/o. Cosplayer. Future graphic designer. Pro...
11738 [23F] Every time I've posted here previously I ...
10576 27 years young. Trucker. Bad month and bad heal...
2021, March
24620 56 yrs old. Two time cancer survivor. Stage 4 k...
17841 Roast me and my fiance please we are tender.
16879 Titles are overrated.
16711 20M got dominant hand amputated a month ago and...
16363 Born & raised in Florida. Roast me
15391 Broke my nose and chipped a tooth on Saturday n...
14886 Finally got the confidence to wear a crop top a...
14328 You all roasted my BF good now it's my turn. Ge...
12809 Regina thinks she's hot shit. She made me take ...
12451 Bored. Roast Me! >:)
2021, February
38205 Just 2,5 years between both pictures .. what ha...
28066 Recently got broken up with and now I play Skyr...
25554 My 21yo roommate is a stripper and has a kid. S...
18367 No job. No girlfriend. Studies are going to shi...
17168 30 year old currently fighting COVID. Bring som...
16918 I lost my fantasy league, this is my punishment...
16373 25, waiter, living alone, body dismorphia, no c...
16302 19F, single by choice, unemployed due to disabi...
14910 I’m a 21 year old twitch streamer that has no...
14561 Destroy me , I bet you can’t!
2021, January
27880 26 M, no friends, PhD student, unemployed, livi...
27480 Boyfriend says I look like I have an unsuccessf...
21811 Down 33 kilos since last year, destroy my confi...
20713 21 year old 3rd year Med student from India who...
18475 Fiancé of 4 years left me. I can’t figure ou...
16750 Just got broken up with! Add to the misery!
15226 Roast Me Asap
15220 40 something trying dress like 20 something tea...
15155 After a 12hr shift being essential af, I need t...
14503 19, please destroy me for my everyday crying se...
![[23F] A brutal childhood left me largely void o...](https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/RbKRHq4J1docN2ZHGNgNDRIB9WlU-VQnW1nMvhHoWSc.jpg "6454 - [23F] A brutal childhood left me largely void of emotion, and Elliott Smith is about 95% of my personality.")
![[23] Only recently been confident enough to tak...](https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/qnhp1nza5Q9HRjflfLxs2d253lSFaDSxfaLHBbJHCUY.jpg "8637 - [23] Only recently been confident enough to take pictures without a filter, change my mind")
![[23F] Every time I've posted here previously I ...](https://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/GfH_0OJGg_sNb22xgew6iKXh19oxr0BSa-Ke3750Ew0.jpg "11738 - [23F] Every time I've posted here previously I was falling apart mentally. But for the first time in quite a while, things are really looking up. Please kick me right back to the curb.")
