/r/RoastMe - top ten submissions for each month of 2022

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2022, December
Interested to see if y'all can think of anythin...
7443 Interested to see if y'all can think of anythin...
no mercy
6643 no mercy
Got stood up by a Redditor today - where did I ...
5440 Got stood up by a Redditor today - where did I ...
Me and my dollar possum don’t give a shit, gi...
3910 Me and my dollar possum don’t give a shit, gi...
My personality is 30% “I’m a ginger”, 30%...
3097 My personality is 30% “I’m a ginger”, 30%...
18year old farmer- roast me
2899 18year old farmer- roast me
21M just started my own company. Try and be mor...
2134 21M just started my own company. Try and be mor...
I’ve been really good lately, make me cry
1878 I’ve been really good lately, make me cry
I’m a bartender and my last bar fight she kep...
1854 I’m a bartender and my last bar fight she kep...
Be creative with the redhead roasts.
1779 Be creative with the redhead roasts.
2022, November
roast me
7007 roast me
best friends for fifteen years. go crazy.
6609 best friends for fifteen years. go crazy.
Turning 23 in a few days, make me cry for my bi...
5569 Turning 23 in a few days, make me cry for my bi...
Use to be an athlete/dancer, do your worst.
5011 Use to be an athlete/dancer, do your worst.
Tommorow 21m single collage student with ambiti...
4441 Tommorow 21m single collage student with ambiti...
I'm divorced, 40 years old, 3 arts degrees, sti...
4199 I'm divorced, 40 years old, 3 arts degrees, sti...
Be nice to the pup though...
3815 Be nice to the pup though...
If brain cancer can’t take me down, nothing c...
3613 If brain cancer can’t take me down, nothing c...
23 y/o f. Do your best🙈
3413 23 y/o f. Do your best🙈
(F21) please roast the shit out of me thanks
3066 (F21) please roast the shit out of me thanks
2022, October
My only remaining friend cut ties with me today...
10580 My only remaining friend cut ties with me today...
19M Security Guard, no holding back. I want to ...
4767 19M Security Guard, no holding back. I want to ...
I'm coffee seller in Tanzania,life is beautiful...
4383 I'm coffee seller in Tanzania,life is beautiful...
a bunch of sad grad students in a lot of debt. ...
3513 a bunch of sad grad students in a lot of debt. ...
High as a kite, please bring me down. Yes, thos...
3309 High as a kite, please bring me down. Yes, thos...
i’m 24, my dad is a dead murderer, divorced a...
3255 i’m 24, my dad is a dead murderer, divorced a...
24(F) always wanted to do this, I’m excitedâ€...
3251 24(F) always wanted to do this, I’m excitedâ€...
Just turned 20. I'm single, unemployed, and hav...
2409 Just turned 20. I'm single, unemployed, and hav...
roast me (nicely??)
2388 roast me (nicely??)
Roast my boyfriend and I. He's a poet and I lov...
2321 Roast my boyfriend and I. He's a poet and I lov...
2022, September
29f, I.T., stage 3 cancer (beat in April), pneu...
8157 29f, I.T., stage 3 cancer (beat in April), pneu...
27 year old SAHM. My ego is a little high and m...
7655 27 year old SAHM. My ego is a little high and m...
I‘m a future midwife and I love techno! I‘m...
6030 I‘m a future midwife and I love techno! I‘m...
23 y.o Growth Manager, I'm currently in my post...
4294 23 y.o Growth Manager, I'm currently in my post...
21F. No friends and no self esteem. Dating a gu...
3404 21F. No friends and no self esteem. Dating a gu...
I got a spray tan and feel pretty. Give it your...
3382 I got a spray tan and feel pretty. Give it your...
33/f always tired, wouldn’t mind having a goo...
3241 33/f always tired, wouldn’t mind having a goo...
I’m OBSESSED with being roasted, give it your...
3063 I’m OBSESSED with being roasted, give it your...
I'm back with new house mates, roast us
2995 I'm back with new house mates, roast us
(18F) I did my makeup just for you. Am I pretty...
2891 (18F) I did my makeup just for you. Am I pretty...
2022, August
Posted a pic like this last year and got 20k Up...
9896 Posted a pic like this last year and got 20k Up...
Its my 7 year Reddit anniversary, make me laugh.
8972 Its my 7 year Reddit anniversary, make me laugh.
heya we are having a fun night so please ruin i...
6114 heya we are having a fun night so please ruin i...
Found out at 30 if I grow my hair out it’s pr...
4164 Found out at 30 if I grow my hair out it’s pr...
22F that loves male attention but can’t get a...
3653 22F that loves male attention but can’t get a...
19yo single father who works at Walmart. Roast ...
3375 19yo single father who works at Walmart. Roast ...
Lunchtime roasting anyone ?
3327 Lunchtime roasting anyone ?
I already tried the other Me subs, now it remai...
3032 I already tried the other Me subs, now it remai...
26, fiancee just left me, been smoking so much ...
2933 26, fiancee just left me, been smoking so much ...
Being roasted is the only way I feel anything a...
2762 Being roasted is the only way I feel anything a...
2022, July
“Semi-Attractive Girl, Some What Flirty, Sour...
11744 “Semi-Attractive Girl, Some What Flirty, Sour...
My parents gave me a pornstar name and I got ki...
10454 My parents gave me a pornstar name and I got ki...
20f single mom with 2 kids already. I clean hou...
7072 20f single mom with 2 kids already. I clean hou...
[f22] i'm good at drawing, and procrastinating.
6415 [f22] i'm good at drawing, and procrastinating.
Spending my 32nd birthday in rehab. I'm easy to...
4958 Spending my 32nd birthday in rehab. I'm easy to...
18 girl, no i don’t have a father and yes i w...
4945 18 girl, no i don’t have a father and yes i w...
i’m finally satisfied with my appearance and ...
4090 i’m finally satisfied with my appearance and ...
28 year old male sales exec. Deals, babes, and ...
3620 28 year old male sales exec. Deals, babes, and ...
Lost my best friend to a toxic woman. So figure...
3406 Lost my best friend to a toxic woman. So figure...
give me 3rd degree burns
3039 give me 3rd degree burns
2022, June
I’m a paraplegic with a trach. For my 30th bi...
15008 I’m a paraplegic with a trach. For my 30th bi...
I was roasted over a year ago and got over 10k ...
5453 I was roasted over a year ago and got over 10k ...
Not trying to brag But, I've been banging white...
3664 Not trying to brag But, I've been banging white...
Broke 20 year old with a raging nicotine addict...
3206 Broke 20 year old with a raging nicotine addict...
18 years of age, bad at math and anime enjoyer....
3027 18 years of age, bad at math and anime enjoyer....
20M, mentally around 16. Managed to save 30k at...
2887 20M, mentally around 16. Managed to save 30k at...
Just turned 25, nurse who thinks she’s cool. ...
2791 Just turned 25, nurse who thinks she’s cool. ...
I'm here and ready to be roasted
2653 I'm here and ready to be roasted
My friend wanted to try this. She’s 19 and a ...
2351 My friend wanted to try this. She’s 19 and a ...
F21. Senior finance student yet procrastinating...
2287 F21. Senior finance student yet procrastinating...
2022, May
No beautiful people ever visit this place, so y...
10659 No beautiful people ever visit this place, so y...
31m with a dark sense of humor. I lost my eyesi...
9041 31m with a dark sense of humor. I lost my eyesi...
27m. No car. No girls. No money. Fat liberal. B...
4747 27m. No car. No girls. No money. Fat liberal. B...
My dementia patient said I had a weird face, pr...
3942 My dementia patient said I had a weird face, pr...
43m father of two girls, wife died of COVID in ...
3891 43m father of two girls, wife died of COVID in ...
F18 i’ll make it easy for you- go ahead
3538 F18 i’ll make it easy for you- go ahead
I, blind 31m, was roasted today and I wanted to...
3450 I, blind 31m, was roasted today and I wanted to...
31, divorced, military brat, sells furniture fo...
2934 31, divorced, military brat, sells furniture fo...
Convinced my gf not to fear your roasts, make u...
2684 Convinced my gf not to fear your roasts, make u...
i know this is gonna be fun, scar me for life r...
2648 i know this is gonna be fun, scar me for life r...
2022, April
our friend called us the personification of a y...
8295 our friend called us the personification of a y...
20f, stripper, lover of blow, 2 time college dr...
5027 20f, stripper, lover of blow, 2 time college dr...
U.S. Marine Corps private 19yo. In training to ...
4703 U.S. Marine Corps private 19yo. In training to ...
23F, got major attachment/abandonment and mommy...
4375 23F, got major attachment/abandonment and mommy...
27, enby, autistic with fucked up arms. Cancer ...
4197 27, enby, autistic with fucked up arms. Cancer ...
22 year old female, still living with my parent...
4060 22 year old female, still living with my parent...
49m , bitter beer face ,obtained from experienc...
3857 49m , bitter beer face ,obtained from experienc...
18M, Dad went to buy milk jokes are disturbingl...
3732 18M, Dad went to buy milk jokes are disturbingl...
19y/o female, still lives at home with my paren...
3729 19y/o female, still lives at home with my paren...
18M finally got rid of cancer, now give me some...
3577 18M finally got rid of cancer, now give me some...
2022, March
Over a year ago I spent a total of 10 weeks in ...
8011 Over a year ago I spent a total of 10 weeks in ...
Listening to air raid alert sound, half ukr, ha...
6848 Listening to air raid alert sound, half ukr, ha...
26f Make it hurt worse than an arrow to the knee
6439 26f Make it hurt worse than an arrow to the knee
20F I wanna go for a round 2. Don't hold back a...
6096 20F I wanna go for a round 2. Don't hold back a...
18F lonely, blonde, broke, and working at taco ...
4980 18F lonely, blonde, broke, and working at taco ...
Let’s hear it then you cucks.
4809 Let’s hear it then you cucks.
27M Reupload due to missing meat tube
4627 27M Reupload due to missing meat tube
38 Male Sherlock Holmes Tobacco Pipe Smoking lo...
4562 38 Male Sherlock Holmes Tobacco Pipe Smoking lo...
prison 4 times. 17 years of meth use. now I'm c...
4148 prison 4 times. 17 years of meth use. now I'm c...
18 and 21 healthcare workers roast us!
4128 18 and 21 healthcare workers roast us!
2022, February
18F, first year of university civil engineering...
13246 18F, first year of university civil engineering...
24M Fat jokes are overrated, I love Video Games...
12294 24M Fat jokes are overrated, I love Video Games...
I’m 20 and male. My hobbies include rock clim...
8153 I’m 20 and male. My hobbies include rock clim...
Flute player. Do your worst
5257 Flute player. Do your worst
Am I too old for roasting..?
5103 Am I too old for roasting..?
25(m) work at a gas station give me your best shot
4476 25(m) work at a gas station give me your best shot
My buddy is willing to get roasted for a case o...
3907 My buddy is willing to get roasted for a case o...
I’m 35, my girlfriend cheated on me with a fi...
3544 I’m 35, my girlfriend cheated on me with a fi...
I’m ready
3056 I’m ready
I got tough skin and a tough attitude. You can'...
2892 I got tough skin and a tough attitude. You can'...
2022, January
Stage 3 cancer can’t even break my spirit!! D...
7393 Stage 3 cancer can’t even break my spirit!! D...
It’s my 30th birthday, I still live at home w...
7299 It’s my 30th birthday, I still live at home w...
My friend can't get a boyfriend. She picks figh...
6279 My friend can't get a boyfriend. She picks figh...
22F just a flat chested league player looking f...
4845 22F just a flat chested league player looking f...
I graduated University with a Computing degree ...
4515 I graduated University with a Computing degree ...
[18F] Go Crazy
3900 [18F] Go Crazy
my discord community spun a wheel to be feature...
3876 my discord community spun a wheel to be feature...
newly engaged couple feeling on top of the worl...
3515 newly engaged couple feeling on top of the worl...
find something better than "queer" or "snowflake"
3268 find something better than "queer" or "snowflake"
23y, Diana, russian, still lives with her paren...
3225 23y, Diana, russian, still lives with her paren...