/r/RoastMe - top ten submissions for each month of 2023
sfw subreddits
| <<
RoastMe 2022
|
RoastMe 2024
>>
2023, December
1926 26F, single. There’s no chance you can hurt my ...
1868 Let ‘em rip
1656 I’ll probably get sad and delete this in a coup...
1096 Roast me f26, failed only fans before I started.
811 26f, killing time before a tattoo appointment, ...
802 It's my birthday today, pls roast me
769 i need funny attention, please make me cry
639 F25 Roast me please? ?
586 Roast me #2! Didn’t get enough the first time. ...
560 I’ve heard all the pedo jokes, give me new inse...
2023, November
1860 [18,F] cant think of anything that would offend...
995 oh how i’ve waited for this day, it’s my 18...
711 It’s been seven years since I last had my con...
669 21F Math major, here we go again. Going through...
527 Front and side profile, go crazy with it 🤪
508 19M - no “end of the fucking worldâ€-related...
515 25F looking 35 and feeling 95
434 60 F / Time to pick on this Boomer! Would you h...
422 19m believe it or not, looking for a roast I ha...
393 23F roast me
2023, October
1544 I know i'm a pretty boy, so this one might be a...
1130 31, divorced, amputee, cancer surviver. Hurt me...
1081 (f18) destory my babyface self-loving esteem to...
903 roast me, my wife is hott so idc
877 Do your worst. Tell me why I’m single for the...
851 Tell me why I’ve been single for two years.
743 Ripe for the roasting
737 40/m virgin that never had my peesh touched and...
708 Both 18F coffee shop baristas!!! ROAST US!!! :D
706 (25F) Getting out of Eating Disorder Boot Camp ...
2023, September
5482 I’ve been told I look like a gremlin, but I t...
4191 Peaked in high school, failed rehab 10 times. D...
3251 22M i was beaten up as a kid for looking like m...
2550 I’m bored roast me. Have no mercy!!!
2244 I've never been in a real relationship, I've no...
1417 My friends call me Jesus, Crucify me.
1152 It’s been awhile since my last roast, let’s...
970 21F. Math major. Last time didn't break the str...
917 40 year old manic depressive epileptic. Shake m...
885 dont sugar coat it, cuz ill eat that too
2023, August
9012 20M dirty hobo gimme something i havent heard
5482 20f, Roast me
4133 27M - My fiancée walked out on me, I lost my a...
3813 finished a double shift & bare faced . give me ...
3388 18/yo between jobs I've heard it all do your worst
3332 35...single...tell me why
3180 People are always so nice to me- do your worst ...
2376 26YO finance bro, unroastable. Try me.
2342 44m My Wife didn’t think I would post this pi...
2339 22f. I've heard all the forehead and hairline j...
2023, July
8053 We're a long-distance couple that has met twice...
7982 38F- feeling numb- am divorced and always the d...
7383 19. Boyfriend just broke up with me. Do your worst
6773 My boss lost a work contest and now has to get ...
5891 Just got a raise, feeling pretty good.. humble me
5400 Y'all are gonna have some real fun with this on...
4492 Both 20, one who beat cancer, and the other, un...
3894 [25M] Hopeless Romantic Dumped by Fiancè of 4 ...
2888 37 male. bored at work.
2646 I turn 30 in 12 hours. Give me hell.
2023, June
7030 Just bought a house with the love of my life an...
4966 I'm a bald and beautiful woman that's full of s...
3664 Roast Reddits Official App because they dont kn...
3126 Unroastable
2886 got back together with my gf! feeling good.
2846 I feel roast proof
2148 I’m the Emotional damage Guy. Roast me and my...
1980 I have albinism and want to get roasted, bring ...
1942 Sleep deprived night shift nurse. Have at it.
1888 I can't be roasted
2023, May
7415 My boy is losing his hair and his mind at 19, k...
7110 I’m having a great day, let’s see if you ca...
7034 2 years on - 21F fake blonde who’s now been o...
6137 My 78 year old dad wanted to be roasted. Try yo...
5794 Just found out yesterday that my partner for al...
5604 f18- i feel roast proof… prove me wrong
4104 It’s my bday let me have it
2239 20, autistic, virginity still intact.. my feeli...
2196 32 F, i hate my face without makeup.
2030 ROAST ME , I’m from Brooklyn there is nothing...
2023, April
13428 19, autistic and just got my first job as a CNA.
11787 42, 5 days after getting to rehab.
8580 I bet you can't come up with something I've not...
5696 27f single and bought my first house. Roast me.
5518 Just an old dog who. Love guns, leather, used t...
5168 You can find us in the back of your local KFC
4500 i’m 31, i’m almost 2 years sober, and my do...
3519 Hi I’m Felix , I’m an actor, I’m 37 and I...
2676 We are university students! Aged 21-25. We are ...
2637 The pretty boy of the office, help deflate the ...
2023, March
4592 24f - Now there’s only one word beginning wit...
3260 It's my 30th Birthday! It's also my first birth...
2878 Do your worst.. I think I can handle anything, ...
2766 My Step Dad got 1st place and I got last.
2482 Roast me harder daddy
2451 Happy couple, give us your best!
2403 Veteran vs Virgin make it hurt
2359 Try us Reddit, 57, and 44. Just two brothers wo...
2033 no work at mcdonald’s on this fine tuesday, h...
1868 My girlfriend just left me, do your worst...
2023, February
8185 29 , I like Pokémon and rock music
6139 Im a 25 year old single mom living with my pare...
4173 19F gained a lot of confidence last year, I thi...
2553 30F, lives in a fantasy world and draws gay por...
2435 Freshman college student in CSE. Roast Me.
2400 3 Jewish guys who never touched a woman. do you...
2122 30, Gay Texan. I don’t think I’m roastable
2029 26F. It's been 3 years, 30 pounds and an at hom...
1749 19F all of us! roast us :)
1661 3 Stupid Ass Freshman, University of Alabama, D...
2023, January
7227 24, eternally single, and about to go for a run...
5535 I recently moved into my first house, I just go...
5394 23 M, fellow roaster, decided to put my best fo...
5214 18F going on a blind date on national televisio...
3704 29M, delivery guy, failed SoundCloud rapper, bu...
3158 Apparently my coworkers make fun of me behind m...
2232 I just broke up with my Russian bf & now he’s...
2171 39 y/o, wife just left me with the kids who app...
2006 Paranormal expert. Professional experience: Wom...
1965 Just got married, feeling myself. Hoping you ca...
![[18,F] cant think of anything that would offend...](https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/3LjKXadWwnh8B4qhFSXX_t6RXbIcOlUOZhZHSXqEzHg.jpg "1860 - [18,F] cant think of anything that would offend me - try your best")
![[25M] Hopeless Romantic Dumped by Fiancè of 4 ...](https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/wHMBJbRElxtJe81N9uikidjLbW7AKef0ArrFdEIaW5A.jpg "3894 - [25M] Hopeless Romantic Dumped by Fiancè of 4 Years Do Your Worst")
