/r/RoastMe - top ten submissions for each month of 2024

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2024, August
Roast me! I've heard it all:) I'm 28 years old
9836 Roast me! I've heard it all:) I'm 28 years old
23M. i could probably steal your girl. humble me.
9015 23M. i could probably steal your girl. humble me.
24F recovering drug addict make me cry
8247 24F recovering drug addict make me cry
I already know I'm ugly but here we go! Roast m...
6889 I already know I'm ugly but here we go! Roast m...
25f, I like cats and pole dancing. I just want ...
3690 25f, I like cats and pole dancing. I just want ...
Roast me, I want to feel justified for my self ...
2978 Roast me, I want to feel justified for my self ...
28f stripper. Let's see something creative, no ...
2720 28f stripper. Let's see something creative, no ...
33yo Dutch male moved to Finland
2466 33yo Dutch male moved to Finland
26F hi let’s hear it yall but be gentle with my...
2265 26F hi let’s hear it yall but be gentle with my...
26F // make me cryy :P
2213 26F // make me cryy :P
2024, July
(27M) easy pickings here, don’t hold back
27842 (27M) easy pickings here, don’t hold back
21f, go easy I’m a bit of a snowflake ?
8835 21f, go easy I’m a bit of a snowflake ?
Going through a breakup I need a glow up
7819 Going through a breakup I need a glow up
Just dyed my hair neon green. SHOW ME WHAT YOU ...
6171 Just dyed my hair neon green. SHOW ME WHAT YOU ...
Let's play nice im a lil sensitive
4119 Let's play nice im a lil sensitive
34 years, mom of 2, need a good laugh. Do your ...
1838 34 years, mom of 2, need a good laugh. Do your ...
23, straight cis Uyghur male. I love doing masc...
1780 23, straight cis Uyghur male. I love doing masc...
Kick me while I’m down folks!
1762 Kick me while I’m down folks!
(F18) don’t hold back I can take it all
1561 (F18) don’t hold back I can take it all
31F, Roast me like I’ve never been before..
1292 31F, Roast me like I’ve never been before..
2024, June
20 Male, massive nerd, do your worst
17486 20 Male, massive nerd, do your worst
30 years old, divorced before I was 25, overwei...
2480 30 years old, divorced before I was 25, overwei...
Turning 30 today, do your worst
2167 Turning 30 today, do your worst
Roast us
2166 Roast us
18f, was asked to post full body pics last time...
1774 18f, was asked to post full body pics last time...
Im bored 21F
1645 Im bored 21F
Turned 25 yesterday. Give me what you’ve got.
1516 Turned 25 yesterday. Give me what you’ve got.
21 M, chocolate milk enjoyer, strongest zombie ...
940 21 M, chocolate milk enjoyer, strongest zombie ...
Do your best. 53 yr old white guy, married 20 y...
923 Do your best. 53 yr old white guy, married 20 y...
It’s my birthday so roast me good
809 It’s my birthday so roast me good
2024, May
20F Let's see if you can roast me harder than I...
728 20F Let's see if you can roast me harder than I...
f18 ruin me
563 f18 ruin me
22F let's see your best roasts
375 22F let's see your best roasts
If the tattoos don't tell you enough about my d...
318 If the tattoos don't tell you enough about my d...
Roast me, bring the heat!
268 Roast me, bring the heat!
31F child therapist with 0 healthy coping skill...
180 31F child therapist with 0 healthy coping skill...
Roast me like a celebrity on twt (I had to ask ...
151 Roast me like a celebrity on twt (I had to ask ...
(F22) Roast me please!
150 (F22) Roast me please!
Don't so coal hearted. Do your best and rost me.
122 Don't so coal hearted. Do your best and rost me.
It's my Birthday, roast away!
114 It's my Birthday, roast away!
2024, April
let’s hear it (18F)
3423 let’s hear it (18F)
Had a bit of a glow down after high-school.. gi...
2342 Had a bit of a glow down after high-school.. gi...
I have poor health, i am 21 years old virgin. i...
2256 I have poor health, i am 21 years old virgin. i...
(25M) Roast the hell out of me pls
1999 (25M) Roast the hell out of me pls
22 Hispanic girl, roast me
1811 22 Hispanic girl, roast me
Roast me! I'm 23, a Leo and have the fastest sa...
1787 Roast me! I'm 23, a Leo and have the fastest sa...
19M I am an army medic, love my job, and I’m hi...
1582 19M I am an army medic, love my job, and I’m hi...
Roast me
1192 Roast me
34f. Mom of 3. Roast me.
1089 34f. Mom of 3. Roast me.
My therapist says this and getting bangs is a f...
944 My therapist says this and getting bangs is a f...
2024, March
25 m disabled, TBI, SCI, TBPI, amputee, spine s...
3420 25 m disabled, TBI, SCI, TBPI, amputee, spine s...
20f used to be an escort, childhood trauma galo...
3261 20f used to be an escort, childhood trauma galo...
18F, i work at waffle house, and i have no will...
1970 18F, i work at waffle house, and i have no will...
Posted last year to have a laugh after kidney d...
1827 Posted last year to have a laugh after kidney d...
Lets see what you incels and neck beards think ...
1642 Lets see what you incels and neck beards think ...
18F, Hit me with your best shots!
1568 18F, Hit me with your best shots!
37 y/o virgin with no career and no degree, tur...
1345 37 y/o virgin with no career and no degree, tur...
My friend F22 wants to get roasted for her birt...
1333 My friend F22 wants to get roasted for her birt...
I have no feelings, don’t worry
1165 I have no feelings, don’t worry
19F, go ahead!!
1125 19F, go ahead!!
2024, February
Roast us! Do your worst
6517 Roast us! Do your worst
Just found out my girlfriend has a husband, mak...
2071 Just found out my girlfriend has a husband, mak...
30M - My life is currently in such a downward s...
1959 30M - My life is currently in such a downward s...
My mom died two weeks ago. Cremate me too (19m)
1631 My mom died two weeks ago. Cremate me too (19m)
Humble me Reddit… 18f
1534 Humble me Reddit… 18f
26m, unemployed, still live with my parents, on...
1215 26m, unemployed, still live with my parents, on...
just cried over an hour about made up scenarios...
1147 just cried over an hour about made up scenarios...
19F I try so hard to be cool and I’ve been gett...
924 19F I try so hard to be cool and I’ve been gett...
36, feeling ok today, let’s change that
774 36, feeling ok today, let’s change that
Im 22 give me your best one
771 Im 22 give me your best one
2024, January
Make me forget that I'm pretty and my life is easy
1801 Make me forget that I'm pretty and my life is easy
52M - father, disabled veteran, author, voice i...
1427 52M - father, disabled veteran, author, voice i...
(24 nb) linecook, vegan, loser. Make me regret ...
1294 (24 nb) linecook, vegan, loser. Make me regret ...
Do your worst
1040 Do your worst
22 years young! ?? Moved continents 5 months ag...
879 22 years young! ?? Moved continents 5 months ag...
26 years old, 2 million subscribers on YouTube,...
853 26 years old, 2 million subscribers on YouTube,...
Former heroin addicted stripper. Roast. I wanna...
832 Former heroin addicted stripper. Roast. I wanna...
21f Math major, here we go again. Living alone,...
787 21f Math major, here we go again. Living alone,...
18 f and already living in a sober house. make ...
730 18 f and already living in a sober house. make ...
45 f. Please don't take my post down. You can c...
647 45 f. Please don't take my post down. You can c...