/r/RoastMe - top ten submissions for each month of 2025
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RoastMe 2024
2025, December
1771 Having a shitty day, so let’s make it even wors...
682 Lost a lot of weight lately
549 F21 go ahead
547 30, Life is boring without some good old-fashio...
546 F18, just got cheated on
513 34/f - we had so much fun last time, let’s do t...
496 I’m bored. Make me cry.
495 36 y/o overweight male with one leg. Give me yo...
420 37f divorced,balding, obese mom of 5kids
395 24M It’s my birthday! I’ve taken all the bigges...
2025, November
4410 35/M I've lived though SA and extreme violence....
2500 I got bullied all high school so im pretty much...
1972 I’m 18
1893 20, homeless, bored as hell
1371 19, I had jaw surgery and thought this would be...
675 F21 don't have mercy on me
577 20 f do ur worst :)
438 Whatcha got…
408 26M. Autistic, fossil collector, South Park fan...
387 M23, Portland OR, let em rip
2025, October
5724 52 :( asked Jesus for a husband aged 6. still w...
4896 21F never had bf and bed rotting :D
4352 try me
2026 41m with a fuck ton of ailments. Still sufferin...
1997 One year in, incinerate us ?
1797 21 years old, feeling ballsy today. Try to cook me
1575 F25. Destroy me like I am destroying my future....
1458 I care too much about what others' may think of...
1367 Make me laugh!
1163 roast me! (21 f)
2025, September
4557 Just turned 30. Kill me
4086 Roast me, bring the heat
3726 Go hard, I can take it... probably
3260 19F roast me (I’m a little nervous but I can ha...
3094 Future trad wife
3084 26f i keep getting ghosted, tell me why!
1593 Roast Me? I can handle it… I think?
1538 Roast me
995 First time doing this, 38M, going through break...
981 5 years ago I made my one and only post on Redd...
2025, August
7061 47F I love those “You Look Like” roasts. Lemme ...
4326 23F. Been crying over missing my ex. I want to ...
3178 18F make me cry
2035 26M I sleep with stuffed animals
1833 Roast us, we have 58 half siblings and here is ...
1618 22F, So curious..
1006 Roast me :) tyia
813 Always wanted to do one of these, love a good b...
788 M turning 31 soon, mess me up fam
750 24m Wife left me and got pregnant after my acci...
2025, July
3668 19 f, just broke up, be creative
1770 Do your worst. 45m, divorced single dad with a ...
1496 23F, someone needs to humble me
1054 24F here - i've heard every "anime girl" and "e...
706 Roast me (24F) recently proposed to my fiancé a...
496 Life couldn’t get anymore worse rn. Give me you...
429 My ex said I look like a holocaust victim, I ne...
402 My wife just left me, do your worst. 32M
375 Things can’t get worse and I’m due for a roast.
364 ROAST ME !!!!!!!! PLEASE IM BEGGING
2025, June
7032 Divorced 23F
4015 grew up ugly, glowed-up but need some humbling....
1851 Do it
1087 27f, it’s been a year, let’s go again
1068 I’m well aware of the obscenity that is my fore...
853 Try me
841 F49 M32 Been happily together for 7 years, we n...
776 Roast me /30F - Alyssa
710 42m/36m Give us a joke you think we haven't hea...
602 Feeling TOO good lately 27/F
2025, May
5697 18f don’t hold back ?
1946 20f roast me
1278 20F. I am back …
1042 28F it’s not like I could feel worse
951 Just turned 40. Bring it on
815 18F. destroy every ounce of confidence i have l...
667 F 18 end me
620 28F Roast me :)
562 20 Female. Roast me so hard plz plz plz
476 This is my friend Keaton who says he's unroasta...
2025, April
2365 22 M, Bald as a beast now, big left 4 dead fan,...
1124 Make me laugh, it's my 27th birthday
842 19M 6'3" -First Roast, bring the most-
774 41F w/ two teens. Fundraiser. Lost 175 lbs na...
502 20M plumber from Arkansas Do your worst. Roast me.
455 Do your worst dickbags.
455 Roasts on my appearance are always welcome but ...
410 23F . Give me your best shot
325 Best roast I ever got was that I look like a li...
318 Roast me
2025, March
20125 My family wants me roasted. 37f mom of 4. Each ...
6001 42F, wannabe travel blogger. I live in a van an...
2714 18f I want yall to make me cry
1967 39M Living the Punk Life, do your worst
1730 F18, hit me with your worst - I need a reality ...
1684 f22 no way you can hurt my feelings but try you...
1585 Grill me worse than gordon ramsey
1210 my friends said this was a bad idea but i’m 34 ...
1190 (F25) I’m trying to get thicker skin. Roast me ...
1156 25F shred me
2025, February
3741 31, Male, hurt me
2839 Happy V-Day- hosting Galentines- bored af. You up?
2769 18f ruin my weekend please xD
1174 18f got into my dream college, do your worst fam
970 be mean
960 Worst Valentine’s Day ever. Might as well make ...
950 Do your worst, 18F
846 18f Broke and jobless loll
564 20f, haven’t posted here in a couple years and ...
555 Give it all you got!
2025, January
4894 Got my dream internship so roast me while I’m e...
3533 F21 I was dared to post this. Do your worst!
3324 always wanted to do this ?
2497 30f men hate me, women pity me and my only frie...
1705 roast me fereal this time
1431 Round 2. Didn’t hurt enough last time.
1129 23 f, environmental specialist. Roast away!
1053 Been helping re-roof my mother's house in the c...
848 I'm scared but I'm ready ???
813 I’ve lost over 100 pounds and planning on joini...
