/r/RoastMe - top ten submissions for each month of 2026

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2026, April
Roast Me please ??
841 Roast Me please ??
19f Roast and toast me ?
796 19f Roast and toast me ?
F28, Roast me, I'm ready.?
700 F28, Roast me, I'm ready.?
Roast Me, Try Your Worst, I'm 22
607 Roast Me, Try Your Worst, I'm 22
18f I draw lines under my eyes
598 18f I draw lines under my eyes
2 years later and I’m giving it another shot, R...
597 2 years later and I’m giving it another shot, R...
21M, I need some laughter!
531 21M, I need some laughter!
Let's give this a go - Might delete later, figu...
509 Let's give this a go - Might delete later, figu...
Roast me pls ?
412 Roast me pls ?
22M, Dad went to buy milk jokes are disturbingl...
385 22M, Dad went to buy milk jokes are disturbingl...
2026, March
21M, never had a girlfriend despite making a lo...
7236 21M, never had a girlfriend despite making a lo...
22f from italy - do your worst
2118 22f from italy - do your worst
Divorced after 20 years and 2 kids. Make me laugh!
1839 Divorced after 20 years and 2 kids. Make me laugh!
F25- last time i posted, every roast was about ...
1582 F25- last time i posted, every roast was about ...
19F from the uk Do your worst :)
1206 19F from the uk Do your worst :)
F21, nothing more to say here
986 F21, nothing more to say here
21F, lets do this?
847 21F, lets do this?
22F - I can take it
632 22F - I can take it
F18 Roast me
467 F18 Roast me
Shoot this Ray of Sunshine Down
417 Shoot this Ray of Sunshine Down
2026, February
Dead inside, trying to feel something.
2475 Dead inside, trying to feel something.
F38 Make it hurt
1980 F38 Make it hurt
F19 Do your best no mercy ?
1507 F19 Do your best no mercy ?
I’m a chill 40-year-old middle school teacher, ...
976 I’m a chill 40-year-old middle school teacher, ...
I know I don’t look good, but do your worst
902 I know I don’t look good, but do your worst
Don't be sorry for me because I like it
811 Don't be sorry for me because I like it
do your worst
780 do your worst
Just Turned 28 Have At It
767 Just Turned 28 Have At It
19F be creative please
769 19F be creative please
Roast me while I play Val and lose my will to l...
708 Roast me while I play Val and lose my will to l...
2026, January
I know I sometimes look like I don’t shower but...
4768 I know I sometimes look like I don’t shower but...
Do your worst, last time you were a little soft
1782 Do your worst, last time you were a little soft
F23, make my cry harder than atom physics
1615 F23, make my cry harder than atom physics
29 soon. Still getting rejected. Had a cry fest...
752 29 soon. Still getting rejected. Had a cry fest...
finally 18! Got diagnosed with gyno so looking ...
744 finally 18! Got diagnosed with gyno so looking ...
Let me hear it
733 Let me hear it
Roast me F19 hehehe
707 Roast me F19 hehehe
19M 6’0 ruthless
682 19M 6’0 ruthless
Please roast me - Russian guy with CP! Don't be...
599 Please roast me - Russian guy with CP! Don't be...
24f/ do ur worst
584 24f/ do ur worst