/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2014
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Showerthoughts 2015
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2014, December
39230 When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. ...
37777 Apple has "air." Amazon has "fire." Google has ...
21960 They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day ...
24413 I wonder if my dog always follows me into the b...
19608 Me not being able to watch "The Interview" is t...
17143 During childhood, we are told that jokes about ...
31063 Every year, reddit should take that year's top ...
16540 Most people are buried in suits and stuff so a ...
14804 I just got a book (made of tree) and put it in ...
13709 Most people's first word of the year is "happy".
2014, November
19811 instead of all the prequel and sequel movies co...
27818 The real unsung hero in School Of Rock is the p...
12194 For most of human history, vehicles had automat...
18041 Imagine being completely naked in a room full o...
9214 If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would ke...
12346 Pandora should have a never play this Artist ag...
13933 Maybe people don't put cats in boxes on the sid...
21006 The woman I am most likely interested in isn't ...
21274 5% of the toilet paper I use is for wiping my a...
14161 During December Reddit should be able to purcha...
2014, October
25673 Your shadow is a confirmation that light has tr...
14867 I wonder what my dog named me
16535 Most teenagers pull their phones out of their p...
11913 Everybody gives the movie "signs" shit for havi...
16073 There is no time I have ever thought, 'Oh aweso...
9311 What if the lottery is an Institution to catch ...
11929 1/3 of marriages are now from online dating and...
17347 When the North Korean citizens finally get free...
7598 Life on Earth is the cosmic equivalent of what ...
13577 In the Harry Potter universe, you could probabl...
2014, September
13627 The idea of a ghost that moans may have been st...
21688 Google maps should have a "on the way" feature ...
10739 If you would mount garbage trucks with camera's...
16970 If you're no longer covered by your parent's he...
19484 It's pretty dumb that I get a new driver's lice...
10348 If we pop bubble wrap made in China, the air th...
11299 The i is the center of the word "hurricane".
11878 A buttload is an actual measurement for drug sm...
7667 Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they ...
24115 They should create a teenage-version of "Who Wa...
2014, August
13661 Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen mo...
9793 What if every country has ninjas, but we only k...
20152 If I touch my phone in the right places, a pizz...
11697 Using your old laptop to research buying a new ...
19119 Valve (Steam) should put machines like Coinstar...
8296 Rap songs that reference dollar values won't ad...
14012 If the word "bomb" was pronounced like "womb" a...
14554 As a woman pregnant with a baby boy, I'm litera...
9451 When The Simpsons first aired, I was 10 years o...
10615 In the word "scent", is it the S or the C that ...
2014, July
24420 On April Fools Day, Brazzers should make a vide...
12072 When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human sub...
12312 Seeing as how both Batman and Ironman's only re...
20261 If our ass was split horizontally, it would cla...
14090 People born on 07/07/07 turned 7 today!
7962 They should make a Shazam for bird calls where ...
8007 Jurassic Park was a cautionary tale about the d...
8344 What if our use of emojis gradually becomes so ...
10198 There's nothing wrong with taking candy from a ...
10557 If you didn't know what a chicken was and order...
2014, June
7061 The Google self-driving car should have an "I'm...
5324 Gorillas don't know any bodybuilding techniques...
4556 We will never hear about the truly perfect crime.
4304 To most of the girls of /r/gonewild their face ...
4277 A mullet will make you a redneck and also preve...
4136 The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelle...
4007 If I were in the mafia, I'd always use a remote...
3888 The only reason celebrities always say people s...
3841 Most of the Problems in my life are due to two ...
3760 Mitch Hedberg would have been the king of Twitter
2014, May
7604 The sinking of the Titanic must have been a mir...
6397 I wish I had a Mario Kart-like ghost of myself ...
5977 The iconic Alien is to us what we are to apes: ...
5634 The share button on reddit should say "Spreddit"
4482 Killing a spider makes the spider genetic pool ...
4428 Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
3888 I wonder if I've bought the clothes I'm going t...
3765 They should put dog toys in the bottom of bags ...
3731 if there's a "heavens no" and a 'hell yea" why ...
3726 We say hair when referring to lots of it but we...
2014, April
7794 X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting of...
6990 As a dishwasher, I come home after hours of wor...
6903 what are snails even trying to do
5812 I didn't exist in your world until you started ...
5491 The witches from Sabrina having a cat called Sa...
5041 I bet attractive people think the world is a lo...
4986 Mars...is populated entirely by robots!
4899 If two people on opposite sides of the world ea...
4819 Asking someone "where are you" is a recent thin...
4556 Over time, the insult "two dollar whore" has be...
2014, March
10284 Maybe 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?' isn'...
6853 /r/Showerthoughts should have hot/cold tap head...
5709 in theory, there is a combination of digital 0'...
4925 Newborns are always crying because any discomfo...
4666 If you view a bald eagle at the zoo, you are lo...
4640 When you say the word "crisp", it moves from th...
3973 I wonder how many places I've already visited f...
3564 Netflix should have a "create-a-channel" where ...
3511 When you're a kid, dick jokes are considered ad...
3374 Monopoly is only made by one company
2014, February
7493 The person who would proof read Hitler's speech...
5716 The word "Fat" just looks like someone took a b...
5236 Centaurs have two rib cages
4499 If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, the...
4426 If job ads say "must be fluent in Mandarin" why...
3970 A group of squid should be called a squad
3852 If Mary had baby Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb o...
3474 I'm a twin. One of us were unplanned.
3451 Bruce Willis needs to age a bit more so Old Hab...
3443 Family Guy is 90% Seth MacFarlane talking to hi...
2014, January
5938 Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is li...
4919 Pornography is the only profession where amateu...
4115 The Swiss must've been pretty confident in thei...
3913 The first person who copied someone was in fact...
3869 I will be the last person to die in my lifetime
3354 All our pets might have Stockholm syndrome.
3339 If I were a serial killer I would call myself t...
3301 Barack Obama's ama should have been titled "obAMA"
3222 Does Medusa have pubes, and if so, are they sna...
2986 When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips mov...
