/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2015

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2015, December

I'm convinced most of the adults who told me wi...

49313 I'm convinced most of the adults who told me wi...

I drive safer when there's food on my passenger...

26798 I drive safer when there's food on my passenger...

As a bald, hairy man, I should probably shampoo...

12518 As a bald, hairy man, I should probably shampoo...

Were it not for Steve Harvey, most of us would ...

10821 Were it not for Steve Harvey, most of us would ...

The missing Malaysia flight 370 is exactly what...

25716 The missing Malaysia flight 370 is exactly what...

Nothing says "top of the food chain" like squid...

16746 Nothing says "top of the food chain" like squid...

I don't appreciate the time that I don't have a...

22381 I don't appreciate the time that I don't have a...

We put clocks in our mobile phones, so we didn'...

19876 We put clocks in our mobile phones, so we didn'...

I never realized how short a month is until I s...

24704 I never realized how short a month is until I s...

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is t...

13011 The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is t...

2015, November

"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unset...

33691 "DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unset...

My activities on the internet are basically the...

25882 My activities on the internet are basically the...

I used to set up a SINGLE song downloading on l...

27697 I used to set up a SINGLE song downloading on l...

When I was a younger person I had to use the Ox...

18565 When I was a younger person I had to use the Ox...

There should be a website where you can sign up...

14357 There should be a website where you can sign up...

Facebook's list of "suggested friends" is quite...

12707 Facebook's list of "suggested friends" is quite...

Batman is a 1 percenter beating up the mentally...

25398 Batman is a 1 percenter beating up the mentally...

The Simpsons has been on the air long enough th...

18262 The Simpsons has been on the air long enough th...

Having Facebook, there is no more reason to hav...

16308 Having Facebook, there is no more reason to hav...

Homeless people should relocate to local Best B...

13460 Homeless people should relocate to local Best B...

2015, October

Having a toddler is like being on a permanent e...

31993 Having a toddler is like being on a permanent e...

You know you're an adult when your house makes ...

12654 You know you're an adult when your house makes ...

I don't get why people are upset we haven't inv...

22473 I don't get why people are upset we haven't inv...

Reddit is the only place where I've learnt to n...

22102 Reddit is the only place where I've learnt to n...

I am more responsible with the resources I have...

12790 I am more responsible with the resources I have...

The fact that Google autocompletes all of my qu...

15857 The fact that Google autocompletes all of my qu...

Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like...

27618 Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like...

Scary movies should put high pitched sounds onl...

16998 Scary movies should put high pitched sounds onl...

The moral of the Ugly Duckling is that everythi...

19943 The moral of the Ugly Duckling is that everythi...

I swallow my own saliva hundreds of times a day...

20577 I swallow my own saliva hundreds of times a day...

2015, September

Your future self is watching you right now thro...

34152 Your future self is watching you right now thro...

I wish I could see a woman that I know is equal...

12794 I wish I could see a woman that I know is equal...

i have never seen a blind person reading a publ...

16945 i have never seen a blind person reading a publ...

By midday browsing Reddit just becomes a game o...

30109 By midday browsing Reddit just becomes a game o...

In high school, I was jealous of the girls who ...

14525 In high school, I was jealous of the girls who ...

I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path...

12175 I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path...

I spend more time staring at my speedometer to ...

9167 I spend more time staring at my speedometer to ...

I never see the FBI anti-piracy warnings anymor...

14485 I never see the FBI anti-piracy warnings anymor...

If super heroes were real, I doubt they'd spend...

14246 If super heroes were real, I doubt they'd spend...

Some billionaire should give all their money to...

24463 Some billionaire should give all their money to...

2015, August

Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to...

43487 Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to...

Websites should post their password requirement...

26591 Websites should post their password requirement...

There should be confetti in tires so when there...

27085 There should be confetti in tires so when there...

Senior citizen discounts should just round doll...

21627 Senior citizen discounts should just round doll...

In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be...

16726 In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be...

Of all the bodily functions that could be conta...

16807 Of all the bodily functions that could be conta...

Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. Wh...

26607 Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. Wh...

There should be an app like tinder but for jobs...

29351 There should be an app like tinder but for jobs...

If Leonardo Dicaprio ever wins an Oscar, he sho...

28493 If Leonardo Dicaprio ever wins an Oscar, he sho...

The best item to protect you from sasquatch att...

24846 The best item to protect you from sasquatch att...

2015, July

The object of golf is to play the least amout o...

39218 The object of golf is to play the least amout o...

If colleges really want to prepare high school ...

29505 If colleges really want to prepare high school ...

You never know how many people you dislike unti...

16462 You never know how many people you dislike unti...

Because telescopes work using mirrors, we'll ne...

41274 Because telescopes work using mirrors, we'll ne...

The first eighteen years of your life are like ...

18563 The first eighteen years of your life are like ...

Victoria is living the dream we all have when w...

40691 Victoria is living the dream we all have when w...

After clearing your browser history, there shou...

11447 After clearing your browser history, there shou...

75% of reddit going dark means this is probably...

53872 75% of reddit going dark means this is probably...

I wonder if the person who fired Victoria will ...

18969 I wonder if the person who fired Victoria will ...

Why hasn't anyone strapped some cameras onto a ...

11300 Why hasn't anyone strapped some cameras onto a ...

2015, June

We use sex to sell everything. We arrest those ...

16533 We use sex to sell everything. We arrest those ...

Someone should use screen recording software to...

15423 Someone should use screen recording software to...

I spent my early 20's trying to get new games t...

13226 I spent my early 20's trying to get new games t...

"I sold an hour of my life for $13" doesn't sou...

11681 "I sold an hour of my life for $13" doesn't sou...

"I work for one of the richest companies in the...

18760 "I work for one of the richest companies in the...

If I save up all my dryer lint, I could spin it...

12681 If I save up all my dryer lint, I could spin it...

I wonder if the Reddit offices are full of cubi...

16553 I wonder if the Reddit offices are full of cubi...

The most tragic victims of irony are the trees ...

14731 The most tragic victims of irony are the trees ...

Chat roulette should shadowban masturbating men...

19954 Chat roulette should shadowban masturbating men...

The massive amount of gay sex that will happen ...

49008 The massive amount of gay sex that will happen ...

2015, May

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards crea...

20174 Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards crea...

Dora calls herself an "explorer," but travels e...

30410 Dora calls herself an "explorer," but travels e...

Cowboys that ride off into the sunset quickly r...

27376 Cowboys that ride off into the sunset quickly r...

That Google Chrome "what tab is being noisy?" s...

26663 That Google Chrome "what tab is being noisy?" s...

At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays.

16202 At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays.

It's hard to win an argument with a smart perso...

17250 It's hard to win an argument with a smart perso...

The Assassin's Creed series is going to run out...

18486 The Assassin's Creed series is going to run out...

Despite being an "island", Antarctica has no so...

20115 Despite being an "island", Antarctica has no so...

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discu...

22632 "Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discu...

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla)...

17463 In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla)...

2015, April

April Fool's Day is the one day of the year whe...

50901 April Fool's Day is the one day of the year whe...

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear...

20904 If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear...

No 'how I made a million dollars' books include...

20855 No 'how I made a million dollars' books include...

If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it...

26081 If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it...

I would like to give thanks to the brave men an...

27366 I would like to give thanks to the brave men an...

We need a Boy Scouts for adult men. I'd love to...

15474 We need a Boy Scouts for adult men. I'd love to...

Between pens and lighters, Bic is making a fort...

19071 Between pens and lighters, Bic is making a fort...

Google maps should have a "Scenic!" route optio...

20830 Google maps should have a "Scenic!" route optio...

Superman's build should be thin and scrawny, be...

15523 Superman's build should be thin and scrawny, be...

If you rip a hole in a net, there's actually fe...

7849 If you rip a hole in a net, there's actually fe...

2015, March

I have never once hit the space bar while watch...

37625 I have never once hit the space bar while watch...

Now that cellphones are becoming more and more ...

19549 Now that cellphones are becoming more and more ...

Since smart watches can now read your pulse, th...

28697 Since smart watches can now read your pulse, th...

To the dinosaurs, we live in a post-apocalyptic...

12860 To the dinosaurs, we live in a post-apocalyptic...

In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet ...

12145 In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet ...

I just now realized the connection between the ...

15874 I just now realized the connection between the ...

"Taking candy from a baby" would actually be a ...

12868 "Taking candy from a baby" would actually be a ...

Humans spend the first 18 (or more) years of th...

21520 Humans spend the first 18 (or more) years of th...

When a browser asks "Would you like to remember...

10421 When a browser asks "Would you like to remember...

The laugh track in "How I Met Your Mother" woul...

11636 The laugh track in "How I Met Your Mother" woul...

2015, February

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super ra...

70636 Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super ra...

every cell in my body knows how to replicate DN...

13552 every cell in my body knows how to replicate DN...

Coming from a big family, I don't know what is ...

15821 Coming from a big family, I don't know what is ...

While Apple's new campus is being built, I wond...

15518 While Apple's new campus is being built, I wond...

There are seven year olds in America who have n...

22963 There are seven year olds in America who have n...

At a 27.44mph top speed, it is illegal for Usai...

21612 At a 27.44mph top speed, it is illegal for Usai...

Two decades ago, our internet couldn't work wit...

15804 Two decades ago, our internet couldn't work wit...

They should put a tiny message at the end of ch...

22021 They should put a tiny message at the end of ch...

Netflix is the most successful anti-piracy prog...

11000 Netflix is the most successful anti-piracy prog...

There should be a TV channel that shows failed ...

14610 There should be a TV channel that shows failed ...

2015, January

Maybe if we announce that Buzzfeed's shutting d...

12959 Maybe if we announce that Buzzfeed's shutting d...

We should have a holiday called Space Day, wher...

34073 We should have a holiday called Space Day, wher...

Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly does the...

25293 Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly does the...

Adblock should buy out signs around time square...

15339 Adblock should buy out signs around time square...

Art is how we decorate space; music is how we d...

16107 Art is how we decorate space; music is how we d...

In paintball, you should be allowed to use a pa...

16380 In paintball, you should be allowed to use a pa...

Bear Grylls should take the spoiled rich kids f...

22295 Bear Grylls should take the spoiled rich kids f...

Anyone notice the irony behind "hyphenated" and...

13760 Anyone notice the irony behind "hyphenated" and...

IF YOU TYPE SOMETHING ALL IN CAPS ACCIDENTALLY,...

15873 IF YOU TYPE SOMETHING ALL IN CAPS ACCIDENTALLY,...

If you want to be remembered after you die, bor...

10849 If you want to be remembered after you die, bor...