/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2016
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2016, December
97188 When medication says "do not operate heavy mach...
63959 Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got ...
60621 The reason "the real joke is always in the comm...
58359 As a Dad, I wish developers would make a game w...
54551 If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I tr...
51424 You don't realize how loud normal everyday acti...
52292 As a child, whenever I saw a limousine I always...
55790 It’s weird how “Fact-checking†and “New...
50122 If alcohol was the one that was banned instead ...
43071 No matter how legitimately thrilled I am by a g...
2016, November
76272 My parents taught me to be kind and humble, hon...
69657 There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly...
48091 When people think about travelling to the past,...
65319 UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch wi...
56562 Movie theaters should have a headphone jack opt...
52271 Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes a...
52260 If the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" took pl...
44761 I'm only done browsing Reddit on mobile when I ...
42421 Someone should make a documentary where they fl...
39020 If someone offered to pay for my food and rent ...
2016, October
58055 My way of flirting is looking at the person I'm...
56735 I just realized that whenever I hear a "... wal...
44982 AOL who I have never given a dollar to still ho...
40237 Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us o...
21467 Coffee should have a "caffeine by volume" ratin...
31513 When drone technology becomes cheap enough, han...
48181 you know that your game of monopoly starts to e...
37235 When I accidentally type my password into the u...
27233 If employee of the month won a private bathroom...
27008 Only mortals have told me that it would suck to...
2016, September
45769 If you go to jail for tax evasion, you're livin...
46330 When a company offers me a better price after I...
32834 It would be a good idea to have "The Price Is R...
42357 What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted ...
28374 With as much as I use my cell phone I don't bel...
45431 If you're 24 years old, you've already been aro...
47807 The movie Snowden should be leaked online befor...
44252 I'm not scared of a computer passing the turing...
44756 Whether you're a woman or a straight man, takin...
41061 I think we should all take a moment and be grat...
2016, August
68324 As a graphic designer, my entire career exists ...
72953 A guy can decline an invitation by saying his g...
24394 If libraries were thought up today, they would ...
43783 Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we wi...
19264 If Apple Pay came before credit/debit cards, th...
22721 I definitely used way more glue in the first fi...
16857 If fish keep declining, future generations will...
26911 Growing up, I thought 'slow dances' would be a ...
36135 The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at...
17594 I wish web browsers would wait until after I've...
2016, July
17723 The reason I want to get ahead in life is so th...
20831 Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with ...
27899 My kids don't beg for toys and I realized it's ...
39503 I would pay a lot of money to see every "I was ...
28188 Wish I were a little kid so I could take a long...
38379 The fact that I can't recognize my co-workers o...
16061 I sit at work in front of a computer all day ju...
32574 A true mad scientist would only destroy half of...
22512 Tamagotchis have been replaced with FitBit. Now...
34697 My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear h...
2016, June
40009 I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff t...
23544 I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still n...
28308 Dog food could say it's any flavor it wants, yo...
24011 My 102 year old grandmother has lived through 4...
43315 If I see something like a cat or hydraulic pres...
36276 My car keys have traveled more than my car
29517 If keyboards came with braille on them, we all ...
25764 Most animals don't recognize their own reflecti...
33636 If Google matched people up by their browsing h...
13453 "It's Raining Men," and "Let the Bodies Hit the...
2016, May
25030 Shrek is a movie about loving yourself for who ...
22091 Dungeon keys in Zelda work on any door but can ...
39902 Most orchestras are just 1800's cover bands.
26266 On any given day in a hospital, you can find pe...
15501 Isn't it weird in movies sometimes when there's...
22322 The world isn't getting dumber. It's just easie...
26589 You know you're fucked if your favorite band vi...
15719 Why are wedding dresses bought and tuxedos rent...
27605 It's a good thing Dr. Seuss books come with pic...
20179 I've seen people on reddit do more intense rese...
2016, April
29298 If self-driving cars kick in fast enough, Women...
6720 There are a bunch of unofficial Showerthoughts ...
37480 There should be a take your parent to work day ...
22389 You could seriously piss off your neighbours by...
21559 Whenever I type 'etc...' It usually means I'm c...
35007 A Batman movie from the point of view of a rand...
18563 As an Adult I think about running away way more...
34274 Best thing about the Panama Papers scandal so f...
33500 The leather jacket I've been wearing for 10 yea...
24179 Growing up, I heard a lot about Anchovy Pizzas....
2016, March
27983 "The Bachelor" is a show about a man dating mul...
28636 If you aren't at least a little ashamed of your...
24820 Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitch...
21612 Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks li...
25163 I would rather spend 10 extra minutes driving o...
26370 If 9/11 had happened this year instead of 2001,...
16737 I can't remember a single product I've seen adv...
10568 As a kid, I had absolutely no idea that my favo...
16050 The star wars films are set mainly in outer spa...
20237 You know it's time to check your bank account w...
2016, February
31268 "I can't check the time because my watch is doi...
27479 Sleeping in is considered lazy, but going to be...
18941 It would be really weird if emotional dramas ha...
15911 Every "How it's made" video should be archived ...
27542 If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any...
17797 I still use my college ID to get two dollars of...
15229 If doctor had told me I have 6 months left to l...
26705 While growing up, the Bermuda Triangle seemed l...
14188 My phone knows how to route me around an accide...
18970 When I unsubscribe from a newsletter and get an...
2016, January
12523 Netflix needs an incognito mode so that I can w...
29029 A bachelor party is more appropriate after a di...
26909 People argue with me more in my head than they ...
21262 2 days off: Typical weekend. 3 days off: Well r...
13436 Due to the evolution of bacteria with respect t...
20665 I'm so afraid of commitment that when choosing ...
15482 I've clicked thousands of links on reddit witho...
15838 My dog and I are best friends despite sharing a...
14111 All porn videos should start with 5 seconds of ...
14908 The older I get the more I envy Homer Simpson. ...
