/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2017
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2017, December
121377 Somebody at google was just like "yea, just hav...
129539 Anxiety is like when video game combat music is...
86534 Quitting cable news is like quitting smoking. A...
72889 The only part of your reflection you can lick i...
82392 The fatter you are, the better chance you have ...
72855 If aliens are monitoring our media and 98% of t...
77709 There's probably some women out there whose chi...
72286 When you introduce two different groups of frie...
68393 This is not the year for mistletoe in the workp...
53847 EAs slogan "It's in the game" doesn't really ma...
2017, November
136294 If EA suffers big enough losses from the backla...
118697 It kinda makes sense that the target audience f...
84763 Referring to your employees as "family" is the ...
85613 One of the worst feelings is the feeling of you...
93431 Maybe little kids have it right when they worsh...
61357 Somewhere out there there's two bots matched on...
67258 Baby gates are the exact equivalent to - This a...
68926 Soon games will advertise "No DLC/Microtransact...
54265 Its common for babies to fall asleep and wake u...
52342 Iï¸ bet people with one arm are amazing at spo...
2017, October
90547 New Years Eve (2017) will be the only day when ...
83550 The first time someone steals a spaceship and f...
90092 "Bob's Burgers" would also be an appropriate ti...
76996 Fake radio stations in video games have a bigge...
53566 In the future, Google Earth will be able to off...
56128 Somewhere in China there's a warehouse filled w...
49936 Timepiece with the fewest moving parts: Sundial...
46018 News websites have more pop ups and click bait ...
44200 If there was a picture of every Joe in the worl...
42803 No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top...
2017, September
109582 Security at every level of an airport is absolu...
100130 It's 2017, any place that charges a convenience...
88557 The other day, someone said, "Newton's rolling ...
68384 There should be a reality show where flat-earth...
54544 If we mounted cameras on garbage trucks, Google...
51787 It's not fair that coffee stains your teeth bro...
37498 I'm missing 90% of the internet because google ...
39446 It's sad how the death of one earpiece of your ...
29301 Attractive nurses probably never get accurate p...
31885 All of the villains in the Star Wars Prequel tr...
2017, August
99892 It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman...
108921 My parents used to say there would be people of...
91680 If I had a son or daughter come out and tell me...
69197 By always blaming Millenials, we are showing th...
64368 The laws that we are supposed to be fully aware...
61682 The mentality "it's only $5, why not buy it?" h...
51492 The original sherlock holmes novels and Sherloc...
63392 If millenials aren't getting married, eventuall...
45764 I didn't even know I could drop out of school u...
47276 Antartica is an island with only a northern coast.
2017, July
79748 Dogs are like having children on easy mode. The...
70566 When I have kids I'll understand that they can'...
62208 I'm not sure if my antivirus software is effect...
56392 People always ask "Were you raised in a barn?" ...
47944 I have seen more of the surface of the Moon wit...
53367 The best part of a cucumber tastes like the wor...
63202 I hate to spend $6.50 on six pieces of raw chic...
45501 I never realized how much needed to be taught t...
49713 Memes with the 😂😂 caption are today's ver...
44195 I'm not fully committed to the video until I tu...
2017, June
86400 At some point I worry that self driving cars wi...
71935 I'm lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism...
63378 Being "Jr." or "the Second" is the real life eq...
50590 "So who's driving?" is going to be the dad joke...
51685 You know you're getting old when the "edgy" mus...
51729 Technically almost every mirror you buy at a st...
55009 If the Bloodhound Gang song about "doing it lik...
56388 No matter what kind of calculator I am using, I...
36952 It's always easy to fall asleep on a couch unle...
57785 Cinderella's dress must have been very revealin...
2017, May
94564 I wish you could just record silence and then p...
78445 Scotch aged 12 years sounds a lot better than S...
73775 If Apple manufactured clothing they'd probably ...
64061 I wish I were as fat as the first time I though...
66113 Shrek may unintentionally have the most realist...
58507 Every semicolon I have ever used has been a sho...
49119 From Snow White's perspective the old peddler w...
55959 At special occasions girls with curly hair stra...
65814 Honey is totally underrated. Its the only natur...
52058 Spiders living in a blind person's home have re...
2017, April
99401 I'm not a millennial, but if I was I'd be damn ...
80843 There shouldn't be a stigma about going to the ...
73770 If I see Google in a show/movie I think nothing...
60418 If I appeared in front of my dog through telepo...
57062 Saying "uh huh" in phone conversations with my ...
51756 I wonder if people stranded on deserted islands...
48224 As an introvert I get more enjoyment from being...
45255 Before the internet: most people lived in an in...
47735 After being in college, I have no idea how I us...
48474 Google just gave me 21,900,000 search results i...
2017, March
106074 Tinder is the opposite of porn site advertiseme...
78070 As a loyal customer, I feel really ripped off w...
73622 Airports should have small movie theaters for l...
61023 If your username is John68 I assume you're 49 y...
64182 Me at 8 years old: "When I grow up no one will ...
62899 Being scared to end a relationship is like rece...
56995 You're supposed to become a pro after 10,000 ho...
51791 If I were a ghost I'd barely haunt anyone. I'd ...
49949 Who ever started the tradition of the groom not...
61460 It should be socially acceptable to be able to ...
2017, February
63726 Bill Gates is like a video game character who's...
56155 If you froze an egg and threw it through somebo...
55683 Just a thought. I see a lot of older people pos...
56708 When I was 14, I thought I was so cool because ...
51093 As a child I pretended to like carrots for my p...
46891 A really underrated accomplishment is that toil...
48816 It's off-putting that ( ) ( ) isn't a palindrom...
52921 Even if I agree with your bumper sticker 100%, ...
43179 The first time a stripper jumped out of a cake ...
39001 When i was younger, I trusted my parents' drivi...
2017, January
64297 Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the s...
72050 The Onion might go bankrupt because they can't ...
64456 In 20 years or so, I'm going to have to jailbre...
50221 The first thing you get after obtaining a bache...
42782 Even though I have never done it in my life, I ...
43262 I'm a phenomenal secret-keeper because, deep do...
47120 The older I get, the more I want to get off wor...
42270 If I was kidnapped and had my mouth duct taped,...
38435 Now that I'm a Dad I strongly suspect my own Da...
33829 The older I get, the more concerned I am that e...
