/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2018
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2018, December
130246 Being able to do well in high school without ha...
114732 If we look back, Pornhub has been one of the mo...
103206 In the Harry potter universe, couples could tak...
99345 When people brokenly speak a second language th...
97376 Being an adult is eating the crust not because ...
92006 If you play the PornHub community jingle in pub...
91257 It’s entirely possible that two random people...
80536 Instead of a Mummy’s Curse, in a couple hundr...
80333 In 10-15 years gamer dads will join the sports ...
79290 If humans were ever to prove the theory that ou...
2018, November
109043 Stan Lee’s funeral is going to be a reverse c...
106673 The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now ...
97582 Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that the...
95987 Replying "k" in morse "-.-", has the same passi...
95312 USPS could make more money if they put post off...
90734 Condoms are made by automated assembly lines, m...
83991 We all joked that Hollywood wasn’t giving Leo...
83462 Due to it almost only being populated by resear...
79542 That "No alcohol beyond this point" might as we...
78813 A college class is like Dora the Explorer. The ...
2018, October
105078 One of the most frustrating feelings in the wor...
97094 Telling a dangerously overweight person not to ...
93861 Single Player games that don’t require intern...
85653 Deciding to become a parent is like choosing to...
84967 Being lonely is believing you've received a mes...
82151 Tom and Jerry is one of the most distinct case ...
80646 The Kardashian family is made up of a man who t...
76909 Fahrenheit is basically asking humans how hot i...
73927 “Lazytown†was a show in which the protagon...
73765 When you choke on water, you’ve failed at bre...
2018, September
122056 The sentence "Don't objectify women" has "women...
81725 At a certain point in your life, sitting at hom...
71104 Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for ...
70990 The more bad guys that a hero is facing in a mo...
68999 Adulthood is understanding why Shrek just wante...
67973 Before the internet, nerds and fanboys were get...
67575 If you're 25 and single in 2018, nobody bats an...
63389 The way countries hastily try to fix/hide their...
61674 Depression is the most common mental illness, y...
58836 Confusing Link and Zelda is the modern version ...
2018, August
116107 A guy named "Weird Al" has had a 40+ year long ...
97390 The first person who inhaled helium must have b...
91025 Google Earth, in all its detail, is an unpreced...
88054 College Students are simultaneously stereotyped...
86946 Amish girls have no way of knowing if it's a ro...
85800 Given that tickling yourself does not work the ...
83091 If you’re no longer covered by your parent’...
77414 As a kid, you are bullied by people who don't l...
73912 If reincarnation is real, then maybe flies and ...
69330 In the Harry Potter universe, where paintings a...
2018, July
89281 In one generation we went from, "watch your mou...
80305 When we're young, we sneak out our house to go ...
73619 The fact that a blood red lunar eclipse is happ...
71154 Making a typo in an online argument is the equi...
70068 People who make advertisements for girls' toys ...
65260 The myth about undercover cops being required t...
65149 It's a special kind of gratification when the s...
59766 There's a scene in Forest Gump showing that he ...
59134 Peak productivity is when one is so lazy that t...
58584 Virtually all of the “tough guys†you see o...
2018, June
112539 Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour, and mo...
96569 Your future self is talking shit about you
91857 It would be weird if a human yelled out "Anyone...
90356 If you won the award of the first man to break ...
89593 If race horses could comprehend that victory me...
77515 Knowledge is knowing that you can carry all of ...
73272 If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If y...
69705 Your dog thinks "fetch" is a game that the two ...
66287 People that wait until they’re married to hav...
60352 Being shot with an arrow is basically being lon...
2018, May
102447 Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting ...
92879 We're lucky that our bodies require sleep, othe...
81813 Comic Con is the best way to see what your favo...
81106 Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighb...
79751 If you think you ever fucked up bad, just remem...
76798 It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy the...
76339 A different version of you exists in the minds ...
71153 Water is a beverage whose flavor is its tempera...
66900 By law our cars have to be road worthy, but the...
64522 If the wizards in Harry Potter really wanted th...
2018, April
88621 The Viagra commercial always says "Make sure yo...
79916 Our parents warned us for years about the 'dang...
72258 For every girl who wonders if a guy is staring ...
72000 The only people forced to see anti-piracy warni...
70679 With Jeff Bezos having $116.8 billion and the a...
68440 Pets are "the 1%" of animals.
67610 Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will ...
62447 Mens underwear's most underrated ability is to ...
61366 Corrupt cops are just undercover criminals.
58515 Unvaccinated children are just organic humans w...
2018, March
111136 This "Spring Forward" thing would be a lot more...
100352 The fact that the death of a scientist is headl...
98101 There is no physical evidence to say that today...
89836 The movie industry considers you to be an adult...
88952 There is nothing better than realizing, right a...
88791 Too bad alcohol isn't heavily discounted the da...
75162 Sex between a man and a woman usually involves ...
70969 Kids today will never know that unique smell of...
68765 The super-rich have fast cars, private jets, ma...
68751 Being a blacksmith must have been a real pantyd...
2018, February
115775 The olympics is the only time when you hear "Gr...
93415 Anybody that questions why you are shoveling si...
92279 The average car in space is nicer than the aver...
91827 If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han ...
90936 Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories...
79889 Imagine how rich you would have had to be 200 y...
79207 Pirates have always seemed good about employing...
78808 There must be millions of people who still spel...
77476 One day Rick Astley will die and no one will cl...
75980 You know you've reached adulthood when your bed...
2018, January
122180 College students don't want to go to graduation...
119679 Being 35 and not wanting to work in the field f...
86952 Pinterest is like a virus that infected the goo...
74073 Eating lunch alone as a kid is like torture, ge...
72246 It’s weird to think that nighttime is the nat...
71751 "Based on a true story" movies are all part of ...
71110 An underrated perk of being an adult is you no ...
67232 Old trailers did not do the movies justice. New...
67155 Earth is a dinosaur planet, and humans are just...
61265 If Adam Sandler’s movie “Click†didn’t ...
