/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2019
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2019, December
100001 Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his ...
97705 Today Is The Mondayest Thursday Ever.
88773 There are two types of car owners. The first is...
88345 They don’t let you smile in passport photos b...
87397 Growing up is realizing you get more joy out of...
85775 If Google continue to keep Google Earth updated...
83634 if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be...
83083 Tom and Jerry are best friends. But Tom has to ...
80102 Due to most people not having full blown profes...
79210 You can tell a lot about an organisation by the...
2019, November
133058 Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs ...
131099 During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain ...
113846 Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy d...
110476 Lamps in Videogames use real electricity.
107890 If Eminem’s Mom wanted to she could probably ...
107861 The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn...
97909 Students often wonder why they have to learn so...
95543 If people from the Star Wars universe ever came...
94787 Your thoughts could be in such a personalized c...
85566 Spicy wings are the absolute pinnacle of human ...
2019, October
96129 Wikipedia built the biggest modern information ...
86620 Quidditch at Hogwarts is pay to win, due to the...
78469 0%, 99% and 100% are the most worrying numbers ...
78419 If future historians don't know how to decode m...
74723 The job of future historians will be the exact ...
74242 A child eating a cake in the middle of the nigh...
74145 Having one bar of wifi is worse than having no ...
69261 Cocaine and Gillette razor blades cost too much...
68525 A kid who just learned the alphabet must look a...
66586 Once fully autonomous vehicles become standard,...
2019, September
126425 Most people know so little that if they were tr...
108072 Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect ex...
106553 We give rude elderly people the benefit of the ...
98551 Nobody cares if their deodorant is 24 hour or 4...
95203 An onion is the bass player of food. You would ...
82953 If everything goes smoothly, you probably won't...
82831 Looking for a job is about convincing a bunch o...
81714 200 years ago, people would never have guessed ...
81007 The banana is no longer the food item that look...
80219 Waking up in the morning sometimes feels like r...
2019, August
149374 Dads probably bond with dogs so much because, i...
100623 The Porn sites in the Star Wars Universe must h...
93066 If your school lends textbooks, teachers seem p...
92592 People are so amazed by the fact that every sno...
88005 You know you’re getting old when your parents...
86502 Airline passengers would probably pay more for ...
82514 Your salary is your company's monthly subscript...
81316 In 1920 kids thought "100 years from now, peopl...
80149 The most unrealistic thing about Spy movies is ...
78478 The guy who killed batman's parents saved tons ...
2019, July
154076 Everyone hates being sung happy birthday, and e...
135996 The biggest flex is using mobile data in your o...
106665 Thermometers are speedometers for atoms
105500 Smoking kills you, but the actual “act†of ...
89457 Telemarketers have basically ruined the telepho...
86044 Humans must be a very confusing species to wild...
84743 We feel safest at home despite being surrounded...
79149 We've reached an oddly secure place as a specie...
77130 There’s a stranger out there who probably has...
74911 If we colonize Mars and bring chicken with us ,...
2019, June
122641 There is probably at least one white guy, adopt...
112682 Night before a day off is more satisfying than ...
93900 When cell phones were new, it was cool to have ...
87980 Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown...
87588 The man who invented Internet is 80 years old n...
77462 Learning more advanced math in school basically...
69357 Cuttlefish can change color but can't see color...
69205 The fact that so many people make so much effor...
68191 Rich people used to watch poor people fight in ...
56935 Although he gets a lot of flak, Oscar the Grouc...
2019, May
98816 The weird, artsy, loner usually gets the girl i...
89565 Those "choose your own flavor" Coke machines ar...
88205 If holy water kills vampires, then putting holy...
87087 Being middle class is when spending $100 is exp...
81783 Grass is fucking weird. It's a living organism,...
79700 You are probably closer to being a millionaire ...
77882 Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn't be s...
75885 Somewhere in the world there is one penguin who...
71219 It's kinda weird how we basically have an endle...
70072 Some guy died running 26 miles and now people d...
2019, April
114880 Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are de...
88274 In the 90s, we were taught to use plastic inste...
86438 Everyone talks about how traveling back in time...
84242 Kids shows led us to believe the Mayor of your ...
83138 It’s funny how, as you progress through colle...
83096 Not being a Game of Thrones fan today feels lik...
78803 The title of “oldest person alive†is a rel...
75980 The larger the download button, the less safe i...
72471 Honestly the least realistic part about the Mag...
69481 Pornhub comments are civil because everyone has...
2019, March
173172 When you're a kid, you don't realize you're als...
102154 Talent shows like Britain's got talent become m...
96374 If you were invisible, you could have a perfect...
93662 An inheritance is just your relatives dropping ...
91811 The fact that we can't fully control our own or...
91709 J.K. Rowling changing aspects of Harry Potter 2...
90324 Expensive paintings are basically just trading ...
89495 Traditions are basically dead people peer press...
87544 If the Earth is flat, maybe the dinosaurs live ...
83067 Vanilla becoming the default flavour of ice cre...
2019, February
193183 Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the...
114391 It would be cool if after you died you could se...
111863 The syllables in “on your mark, get set, goâ€...
105200 Both sexes can fuck a Pringles can, but neither...
99472 Running from the cops is the ultimate double or...
95548 Monopoly would be more realistic if the person ...
89467 If everyone on earth died simultaneously, the i...
88420 Posting newborn’s weight and length makes chi...
87104 Inside every 85 year old man is an 18 year old ...
85709 All languages travel at the speed of sound, sig...
2019, January
133596 Girls don't compliment guys because they're lik...
130421 11 babies have been born in Antarctica, and non...
115984 Avatar, the highest grossing film of all time, ...
114869 In the anime, Ash Ketchum was supposed to be a ...
108145 The internet both almost killed off the postal ...
105476 Google earth is one of the most incredible thin...
98896 The tallest person in the world has physically ...
97083 A person wearing a suit in a room of people in ...
95819 Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand...
92900 If you are alone when you crack open a peanut s...
