/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2020
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2020, December
68330 In depression your brain refuses to produce the...
54556 Rich people have no idea that poor people tip b...
52185 If enough small pieces of the destroyed Arecibo...
45953 Your character doesn’t blink in 1st person games
45388 Maybe midlife crises aren't really a crises at ...
40985 A woman can lose a limb and not be able to grow...
40538 You never think you’re going to trust a meth ...
40146 Considering how our bodies react to other thing...
39449 Cars are becoming extremely technically advance...
38769 If you could run most relationships backwards, ...
2020, November
119515 Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual...
96699 Dads tell cheesy jokes not because humour gets ...
85762 If you don’t smoke pot because you’re afrai...
68971 If websites that are 18+ hadn’t stated thay t...
64748 In hindsight, Simba running away after Mufasa d...
62713 There are sidewalks in the Cars movies but they...
59422 If the Queen of England gets to 100 years old, ...
55506 The only thing appropriate to deep throat in pu...
55473 It must have been weird being the first histori...
55233 Every pleasure is a guilty pleasure if you’re...
2020, October
102204 On a galactic scale, amber and pearl are far ra...
89912 People who don't indicate in traffic are people...
89305 For depressed people, walking around with a mou...
81782 Everybody thought having a calculator on you at...
79674 Some stranger somewhere still remembers you bec...
76781 The way we treat moths vs how we treat butterfl...
76041 Considering how new $1000 phones are released e...
74627 There's a neverending waterfall of poo hidden i...
73495 There is a certain point in everyone's life whe...
73129 The number of guys that sit when they pee must ...
2020, September
125404 We do not check the refrigerator multiple times...
98533 People who don't understand how Clark Kent can ...
90112 Hogwarts’ assignments on 3 or 4 feet of parch...
84389 The most futuristic thing in the Star Wars univ...
84263 Worst part of being a kid was not having adults...
77369 Whoever said that man is the only animal that k...
75575 Future generations will have lots of high quali...
72457 Wet clothes feel twice as nasty if you have to ...
67949 Kids don’t like sleeping so much because they...
65388 The Titanic moved over liquid water, was powere...
2020, August
113758 Most of the trash you see on the ground is unhe...
104646 Superman’s most unappreciated power is his ex...
102866 The kids growing up gaming on tablets are going...
96595 Being with people who don't listen is lonelier ...
95472 Before radios, tvs, and smartphones people neve...
94565 Mosquitoes sure are brave for creatures with on...
92652 Some people masturbate more than they brush the...
83017 If your grandparents or parents tell the same s...
82668 Technically, the mailman has never gotten in th...
79912 A lot less people would buy a lottery ticket if...
2020, July
114779 You aren't paid according to how hard you work,...
88739 As a child, it seemed like parents had eyes on ...
83609 Since The Matrix was released in 1999, cellphon...
82746 One benefit from having a pet is that you don't...
72554 One day the Lord of the Rings trilogy will be r...
67600 If you're 25, you've been alive for over 10% of...
65982 In the song “The Devil Went Down to Georgia" ...
65160 The most unhelpful thing in the world is a todd...
62129 The answer to the age old half empty or full gl...
61904 We honor our best friends by calling them famil...
2020, June
105265 The implication of a hotdog being puréed meat ...
92337 Light bulbs were such a good idea that they bec...
74936 There's an NPC in a game somewhere still waitin...
66331 If we invented immortality, people would probab...
62452 Given how powerful and dangerous they are, itâ€...
62372 The fact that we introduce dinosaurs to kids as...
60016 It's better to wake up from a bad dream and rea...
59909 Waking up and getting up are two entirely diffe...
59122 The cereal industry is almost entirely dependen...
58591 The townsfolk might have liked Belle from Beaut...
2020, May
102270 In a span of a few years our parents go from te...
96664 Worms in apples has been less of a problem than...
87970 The sense of hearing is wild. We can detect the...
81938 Being proactive is rarely rewarded, because if ...
80540 In movies, there are two kinds of vents. Human ...
77913 If a sloth were to clap, it will always sound s...
69295 Squirrels have long, thin tails that just happe...
65072 wikipedia is what people imagined the internet ...
57887 Arguing with dumb people actually makes you sma...
56556 If a small business is family owned, it seems f...
2020, April
143626 Being able to tolerate the sound of your own vo...
95945 People who respond with "That's not how the wor...
87197 When filling up on gas, men are probably more l...
85451 The first dent, scratch, or crack to an item is...
83455 Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate tur...
82434 You know you've made it when your couches aren'...
82343 All these social media posts about listing your...
82117 Eventually, most of the content on the internet...
78506 If you were bulletproof, you would probably liv...
76485 Infinite scrolling makes addiction to social me...
2020, March
99159 Placing hand sanitizers in elevators would prob...
92975 If you can't look back at your younger self and...
90037 we thought our parents were embarrassing, but w...
89646 If a morgue worker dies they'd still need to co...
88109 We never really scratch our balls -- It's more ...
87530 If, one day, we cure aging and all diseases, we...
86949 Elsa is pretty athletic for a person that was l...
83332 Ads before videos has sucked a lot of the fun o...
83161 Being part of a major historical event sucks.
74210 The first parents to let their kids cook in fro...
2020, February
117627 We all think of Gordon Ramsay as an extremely p...
96451 Telling kids that a cop will arrest you as a di...
88405 Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper...
84051 Technically, your alarm tone is your theme song...
78780 While we sleep our brain makes up stories and t...
76502 In video games the fatter the enemy, the more H...
74738 It only takes one slow-walking person in the gr...
70320 If humans naturally had horns, we'd probably ha...
68686 Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't...
67437 You know you're an adult when you care more abo...
2020, January
168707 We laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear...
136261 If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs...
109389 Manuals for TVs are regarded as useless, but in...
105121 As a kid, teenagers seemed so big and scary bec...
92458 If it weren’t for movies, the average person ...
83965 Someone just decided blue ink pens were equally...
80823 Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they m...
79840 For being a high school in Europe, Hogwarts has...
77878 If you don't wear the right clothes when you go...
77641 If it wasn’t for their fame, Harry, Ron and H...
