/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2021
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2021, December
56752 In 1998 we made two animated movies about ants ...
56396 Google-ing something truly is a skill. Some peo...
49860 If Will Smith had accepted the role of Neo in t...
48985 Millions of people wake up at the exact same se...
47705 People are more eager to ask the source of porn...
47144 Somebody’s mom has probably used you as a bad...
46195 If you lose one leg your bmi goes down. If you ...
43116 There is a certain size in which a cup becomes ...
41443 The first humans probably did not have a voice ...
40692 The Grinch changed as soon as he stopped listen...
2021, November
69094 There is a chance that someone you know will us...
63650 A guy walking around with one crowbar is more s...
62401 We laugh at animals for having funny mating rit...
53193 Stories usually put horns on evil or scary crea...
50272 the last kid to leave the school bus knows wher...
44836 If you're an idiot and know you're an idiot, yo...
43832 We don't know what year "The Lion King" is set in
40390 The first caveman to discover a pepper probably...
36949 At age 71, it’s a bit unnerving to buy a ligh...
35409 Ice cream truck driver is the only profession w...
2021, October
72142 If stress ruins meat, then most humans must tas...
64914 If the Queen wore a pair of shoes once and sold...
62632 People who can properly handle lottery winnings...
55336 Actors start off in commercials playing someone...
54579 The most effective way for Professor Oak to com...
53905 The world is going to smell very different once...
37459 The thermal shock of turning on a light is alle...
35442 Crystals can actually heal you if you have a sa...
32971 A 100lb cat is much scarier than a 100lb dog.
30236 Lifetime warranties really mean the company’s...
2021, September
69974 Men can direct blood flow with only the power o...
60584 A man can go through his whole life not knowing...
47274 Toddlers are the most consistently violent subg...
47230 Wisdom teeth are not worthless, as they provide...
45722 Old people are new to being old. We might see a...
45140 As soon as garbage trucks start creeping around...
44881 High school bands show school spirit by going t...
44375 Working remotely has significantly increased th...
39583 People who need to buy Ivermectin for genuine a...
36229 When we get older, we realize that $100 is a lo...
2021, August
68323 Any Bookmark worth more than a dollar is a wast...
63096 Being bored in your own house is somehow better...
52347 Almost no one has a negative number as their fa...
50430 You can legally kick out your own child at 18 w...
45971 75 + 25 feels like the most reasonable thing ev...
41959 You know it’s been a rough year because nobod...
40151 Given that early humans were vulnerable to pred...
39878 When millennials become senior citizens, dial u...
39666 We call upon Reddit to take action against the ...
38015 If you enter a traffic circle, drive all the wa...
2021, July
87720 The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was techn...
84303 The part of The Ugly Duckling no one ever menti...
72043 The movie "Free Willy" is about freeing a capti...
64192 As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously...
48383 Missing trash day or not getting the lawn mowed...
45127 Life on earth is practically what happen when y...
43863 People are so bad with turn signals that even w...
43664 It makes more sense to inherit maternal surname...
41265 Singers probably know in which note they moan w...
40398 Once we have self-driving cars, wipers will no ...
2021, June
68669 Anytime you kiss someone’s stomach you’re i...
64477 We really don't appreciate the fact that email ...
61028 Night-owls kept our species alive for millions ...
58865 The most unbelievable thing in Guardians of the...
58294 Elementary schoolers who have no control over t...
46687 Broke boomers regret not going to college, brok...
44693 Interplanetary travel will have seasonal price ...
44219 Superman probably wouldn’t be incredibly ripp...
44130 You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any...
40668 If Apple had kept its 1976 logo, it wouldn't ha...
2021, May
83083 People will swim in the ocean, even though ther...
75321 If a sequel to a movie doesn’t have the scree...
64096 Online gaming is the only place as an adult you...
56493 Old TV static was a lot scarier for horror movi...
55785 It's a wonder how not enough braille is on dog ...
54473 You can have a fully gay threesome, but you can...
53381 A 19-year-old with the self-awareness not to ha...
53104 If you can touch your door while on the loo, yo...
52714 The fast and furious movie saga is the high bud...
50393 Once you finish school life changes from a line...
2021, April
66662 If professional sports teams could only recruit...
61033 At some point the Walmart "greeter" stopped gre...
51723 Somewhere there's a piece of paper that's been ...
49641 Wood will probably be considered a luxury build...
43387 Beer and liquor bottles are often returned to b...
43167 If you're still pretty young, chances are you s...
42830 Wood is cellulose. Cellulose is a polysaccharid...
42039 It's weird to think that your co-workers might ...
39763 If the staff at McDonald's all wore black armba...
37442 There’s probably a lot of GoPro video where t...
2021, March
110738 Humans cannot even live in harmony with their o...
103298 You know you’re an adult when you miss trash ...
96239 The ten years between 25 and 35 are far shorter...
78691 People sentenced to house arrest last year real...
73106 Our buttholes are watertight. We can go swimmin...
70350 The cops and soldiers wearing the Punisher Logo...
67666 National Parks are a reminder of what the count...
66614 Painkillers are the "Mute Notifications" option...
63245 Your brain knows where all of your organs are, ...
62959 Going to sleep without worrying about getting e...
2021, February
105407 People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearin...
72109 Signing contracts with blood actually makes sen...
68623 The fact that bodies decompose and rot after th...
68136 Most men will receive their first bunch of flow...
53504 Wikipedia's writing has a surprisingly consiste...
51924 Hal from Malcolm in the Middle has been arreste...
41289 Academic grades are strange in that while youâ€...
40914 In the Harry Potter universe, instead of drugs ...
39869 When the secret to immortality is discovered we...
35400 People in the Kool Aid universe probably need t...
2021, January
90135 Drinking cow’s milk is okay, but drinking a w...
75854 The international space station takes the smart...
73676 If people stranded on deserted islands don’t ...
60599 4am is the hour where you’re either up really...
56088 Finding an eggshell in an Egg McMuffin is both ...
55322 People with cooking shows/channels don't actual...
54826 Most people's handwriting show that doing somet...
53989 Watching your parents flirt is by far the only ...
52880 Once we adequately colonise Mars, it would make...
49865 The richest person on Earth is technically also...
