/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2022
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2022, December
47190 You're officially an adult when it's no longer ...
38464 Arguing with dumb people actually makes you sma...
34413 Taking pictures of people on the street is cons...
32110 It’s really awesome that fire burns in the vi...
29901 Surgery replaces an injury that is hard for you...
28720 You have to wait your whole life to see if you ...
27283 We know that hypothermia feels hot. It’s very...
26300 When dogs in movies are being bad dogs they are...
19100 The more you learn about something man-made, th...
18125 Having 1 gay dad is far rarer than having 2 gay...
2022, November
49709 Powerball billionaires are probably way better ...
38091 The way society views donkeys versus zebras is ...
36951 We live on a planet where every so often, a mou...
33133 Getting very drunk is way more fun than being v...
32511 Despite thousands of people passing away in the...
32149 Good drivers miss their turns more often than b...
27241 Older televisions gave off that fuzzy static fe...
26076 You've probably done something habitually that ...
23185 In the board game Clue, the killer must have le...
22351 Nothing last longer than that video someone sho...
2022, October
88173 It’s not till you work a retail job that you ...
59639 The way we treat moths vs how we treat butterfl...
43868 Kicking a man in the balls also does AOE damage...
34879 The permission slips for Ms. Frizzle's class mu...
34429 The taller the person the more freaked out they...
29871 $12.99 with free shipping really is better than...
28987 Twix have an endoskeleton and M&M's have an exo...
27223 The fact that guys rarely look poorly shaven in...
26869 Saying you did something at 5:00am makes you so...
26148 The rise of self checkouts has likely improved ...
2022, September
49132 The early bird catches the worm, but the night ...
47973 Generally speaking, when you feel stupid it’s...
40080 The average adult probably has hundreds of thou...
39456 Trees actually live underground, they just use ...
37843 As we move ever closer to a cashless society, b...
37606 Every hollow chocolate bunny is carrying a pock...
37163 Even though our fingers are different lengths, ...
36373 Queen Elizabeth’s birth was probably announce...
31977 Although it’s implied that Ursula tricked Ari...
28316 Because of inflation, watching old episodes of ...
2022, August
73573 Since people only kill the spiders they see, hu...
59125 People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if ...
57786 Depending on when you grew up, Barney was eithe...
35834 Our brains have been conditioned to think about...
34294 Often the thought of getting fast food is far s...
28728 The Batmobile is likely uninsured.
27717 Underwear and socks come in resealable bags but...
25796 A bee's stinger doesn't protect the bee in any ...
25094 It has to feel at least a little disappointing ...
24422 Driving safely is less about how you drive, and...
2022, July
49744 Without Sherlock Holmes the search icon might b...
40647 In the future, people will be forced to work du...
39200 Werewolves in fiction are generally significant...
38297 People with dwarfism are less likely to have br...
36695 There is a specific level of magnification wher...
36347 James Webb telescope is the most expensive wall...
32718 We talk about what number we leave the volume o...
28904 Porn has more replay value than movies or T.V. ...
28755 A lottery is most likely to be won by someone w...
24249 The cheapest drug around is sleep deprivation
2022, June
80507 Generation X and Millennials will probably be t...
72757 There’s probably a guy out there that thinks ...
64583 There's probably a lot more guys who like small...
52108 Only the poorest rich people fly in first class
48227 All men at a bar, either straight or gay, hope ...
43457 Boobs themselves are not private parts, nipples...
42190 Almost all dildos are circumcised
39896 When you're a kid playing truth or dare, Dare i...
37856 The guy who decided where each key goes on a ke...
36490 Some glass makers have trained all their lives ...
2022, May
79341 Since the voice actors og Mickey Mouse and Minn...
71564 Based on how much you can bond with someone by ...
56835 The anti-vacation. Go somewhere really shitty a...
56702 Mermaids using starfish as bras could be a form...
55251 In gaming, repeatedly crouching when you first ...
47872 The more horny you are, the more likely you are...
44889 The definition of a submarine is not a ship tha...
44145 If an astronaut dies in a distant planet with n...
43008 Hiding drugs on a dog would lower your chances ...
38012 You can have a fully gay threesome but you canâ...
2022, April
61793 Our smart watches may pretend that they don't, ...
59133 Sex shops would sell a lot more products if the...
54306 All Scooby-Doo monsters were people in disguise...
53638 Unfucking your life in your thirties feels like...
45140 Mike Wasowski wouldn’t be able to kill himsel...
44798 Hentai is usually considered for pervs more tha...
43770 Getting older is nowhere near as scary as your ...
43661 Since whales are milk producing mammals you cou...
41157 With all of the celebrity liquor brands (Aviati...
38115 Trying to carry your groceries in one trip is p...
2022, March
95592 the clip of Will Smith already has more views t...
79852 Nearly everyone values a human life over the li...
59888 If The Little Mermaid was remade or written for...
53231 It’s considered less taboo to constantly pump...
51810 If you own a nuclear bunker you’d need to sta...
51543 the next generation of serial killers will prob...
46632 When portals are invented some guy will definit...
45938 Both cheeks in our bodies has a big hole in bet...
44830 Someone getting a tattoo that they don't even l...
42715 All the reviews of an airbnb place are a list o...
2022, February
52211 Seeing someone consume multiple beers at a Chil...
48987 A bus ten minutes early is worse than a bus ten...
45857 Vampires keep getting into relationships with m...
40650 Children think adults have all the freedom and ...
39559 If Pokémon were real we’d constantly need to...
39563 You only notice how bad Hollywood is at foreign...
36792 Since muscle growth is your body repairing dama...
36350 Almost everybody on planet earth is undefeated ...
36169 Birds show emotion and affection, and birds are...
35117 Water is technically what a rainbow tastes like.
2022, January
88041 There’s enough sperm sitting in donation cent...
74495 Taking into consideration how big the universe ...
73709 If lab-grown meat becomes the norm, our childre...
61547 Harry Potter was way too emotionally stable for...
61321 Every child is trained by their parents for a w...
60785 Your baby teeth are out there somewhere
57759 You can tell how bad inflation has been over th...
56183 People who live were it doesn't snow will never...
54325 Considering that the CIA confirmed Osama Bin La...
52104 Electric cars prevent garage suicides.
